What Do You Do?

[finnman]

Going on 20 Years at United Airlines at our SFO Maintenance Base.
I have an Airframes License but haven't worked on Aircraft in years.
I been working Plant Maintenance for the last 12 years.
I have a Conveyance License (Elevator Mechanic), and a Crane operators license but
also fix anything Hydraulic/Mechanical.
It's a big base with allot of stuff to fix.

[Horse Called War]

So, is the globe cooling, or warming?
And do you guys track ozone holes?

Or am I way off base?

They do all kinds of experiments from Ozone holes, global warming, climate models, military weather traking, etc... But the funny thing about work, they can't change the weather and are wrong with weather forecasts 1/2 the time. Bunch of assholes !!!

[Cygnus X1]

They do all kinds of experiments from Ozone holes, global warming, climate models, military weather traking, etc... But the funny thing about work, they can't change the weather and are wrong with weather forecasts 1/2 the time. Bunch of assholes !!!

I always wonder why they can't get the ten day forecast right, but we're supposed burn up, or freeze the planet in ten years?

I learned just about enough about predicting weather growing up in the middle of nowhere, from old timers. The oak leaves will turn long before you hear any thunder, or even see the clouds. Within a few hours, the trees were right, it's going to rain!

[nhspike]

LOL to quote the jerky boys "I eat the shit"
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spike
Spike, will that automatically fill any voids in your teeth? And reduce dental visits?

LOL, no, it's not like your '68 Camaro... lead just don't cut it anymore for filling gaps.
I sport my Letterman gap with pride these days!
It will reduce dental visits in general however, since one doesn't really worry about visiting the dentist past the age of 30, cuz yur dead son!
LOL

X1,
I take a different approach... when I need some rain for the lawn (since I'm too lazy to deal with the garden hose/sprinkler), I manually turn a few oak leaves and BAM... the rain comes.
:ROTF:

[Shibs]

I Own a Music Store and I do EDDY Current Inspections at Nuclear Power Plants.

[sully]

i work for a major US cellular carrier as a manager in one of the tech care centers. so yeah, when your text messaging shits the bed, you may speak with one of my peeps.

sully

[jcs21]

VP of an IT Company

[Drake S.]

Bouncer/Bartender I have my 4yr Degree in Criminal Psychology figured it would come in handy dealing with the Arseholes & strippers. Most are Criminals & all of them are Psychotic!
Actually I wanted to join the F.B.I but circumstances that be,life changed around 21 so I stuck with Strippers & the Bar.

[hgsmith]

pilot and flight instructor.

[JacksonDean]

I'm studying for my masters in product design engineering. I recently did a report for a product design innovation class on none other than a Floyd Rose original. I get to break iPhones as well!

The rest of the time i'm a typical lazy student that sits about playing guitar, drinking tea or watching Airwolf. Or i go out with mates and get steamin drunk.

I love that corny old show!

I’m a gynecologist ….

Well, not a real one. More of a hobby.

:ROTF:

pilot and flight instructor.

What do you fly?

[NextInLine]

I'm a student and I teach guitar!

[straycat]

Steering wheel holder.

[Rsmacker]

I'm an International Playboy, male model, high class gigolo, collector of fine art and erotica (OK, porn), Social Commentator, Know-it-all, Devil's Advocate, 13th Duke of Wymbourne (with my reputation? You could smell the tears), Submarine washer.

[Thrust]

I'm a Ph.D. grad student. This basically means I accrue student loan debt

I'm also an instructor for a couple of sociology classes at the univ. I think they have my "rank" as instructor, since it's outside my department--maybe not......who knows. I'll figure it out the next time I apply for a job

[Spivonious]

I used to be a hands-on software engineer. Now, I mostly take the software specifications from the customer and forward them to the software engineers in India.

"I have people skills!" :ROTF: