What Do You Do?

[pjg]

Airframe/Powerplant mechanic.

[Psh511]

Im an adolescent social worker in an inpatient psychiatric hospital...

[horns666]

All of the above!!!

Hitman, salesman for mongoloids, jizz mopper at Days Inn, alcohol breath/saliva testing, hair, blood and urine collector, freelance work and whatnot, adolescent social worker, bouncing bouncers, snow flake watcher, barely graduated, Programmer of leads, I worked mostly with S&M & MOM, provided pharmaceuticals, and spoke the word with Toejam..

but NO software developing..that's where I draw the line!!!

[theone1958]

Wow, what does something like that pay? And do you have to have a BS?

[horns666]

Wow, what does something like that pay? And do you have to have a BS?

Yes..you do have to BS!

[Inazone]

I'm a "Systems Administrator II" at a printing/envelope manufacturer/direct mail company. I'm a month away from my 11-year anniversary here. I do a lot of PC hardware/software support, maintain our FTP server, and handle all of the oddball niche products that leave newer employees cowering in fear.

[DTP]

Network Security Analyst for a local government.

It can be fun, but also a lot of work and learning.

J.

[JacksonDean]

All of the above!!!

Hitman, salesman for mongoloids, jizz mopper at Days Inn, alcohol breath/saliva testing, hair, blood and urine collector, freelance work and whatnot, adolescent social worker, bouncing bouncers, snow flake watcher, barely graduated, Programmer of leads, I worked mostly with S&M & MOM, provided pharmaceuticals, and spoke the word with Toejam..

but NO software developing..that's where I draw the line!!!

:ROTF::ROTF::ROTF:

Wow, what does something like that pay? And do you have to have a BS?

Yes..you do have to BS!

Well, at least be full of BS. :ROTF:

[nhspike]

I pour lead keels for sailboats with minimal safety equipment for my day job.
Nights, I make asbestos tuxedo's and market a line of urine-based energy drinks.

[Ripley7t]

Ummmm, Urine based energy drinks. Can't be too bad, I saw a guy on House drink this chicks pee to see if she was going into kidney failure. They said it would have a bitter taste to it, LOL.

Anyhow, I am retired military and work for the Department of Veterans Affairs now.

[Jacksons Shred]

When I was 14 I use to do college friends computer programming classes for like $25 an hour.

I worked at a tanning saloon at one point, and when I was 16 I did a job as a website developer for this one bullshit bogus company.

Now I'm currently unemployed =P

[scotty]

Currently unemployed thinking about opening a guitar repair shop. The last job of 7yrs I was the system admin for telephone company with out the title or the pay. I have turned down a bunch of jobs and the pay was much better but not ready for the stress just yet.

[Endrik]

slacker

[emperor_black]

I'm a software build engineer looking for a new job. My company is going down as we speak and I gotta get out of here fast. Even though my job seems pretty secure as of now, I'm gonna lose it soon. and so is everyone else who works with me.

[toejam]

Speak the Word, Toejam!

The word is all of us!