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  • Damn Cat!!!!

    Some fucking cat sprayed around one of my basement windows and all I smell through out the house is fucking cat..


    Ok I needed to vent..
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  • #2
    In more ways than one.:ROTF: But, what pisses me off is when some animal takes a dump on my little lawn that is my yard. Just wear big tread shoes and hit the turd.
    I am a true ass set to this board.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by JetFixxxer View Post
      Some fucking cat sprayed around one of my basement windows and all I smell through out the house is fucking cat..


      Ok I needed to vent..
      Is that an intentional pun?

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      • #4
        Cats rule...

        Well, not wild cats that spray all over the place. There is really nothing more vile than cat spray or cat piss for that matter. 3 year old cat piss smoldering in the pad of a 10 year old carpet is the worst thing in the world on a humid day...

        But cats rule...
        I'm angry because you're stupid

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        • #5
          They are pussies. The greatest cat I even knew brought home a tick. And, I am not making this up. The cat was on my bed and left a tick on my dick.:ROTF: My uncle had to remove it.:ROTF::ROTF::ROTF::ROTF:
          I am a true ass set to this board.

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          • #6
            not as vile as a guitar case smelling of cat piss
            Fuck ebay, fuck paypal

            "Finger on the trigger, back against the wall. Counting rounds and voices, not enough to kill them all" (Ihsahn).

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            • #7
              Originally posted by fett View Post
              They are pussies. The greatest cat I even knew brought home a tick. And, I am not making this up. The cat was on my bed and left a tick on my dick.:ROTF: My uncle had to remove it.:ROTF::ROTF::ROTF::ROTF:
              what the hell were u doing with the cat??

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              • #8
                Originally posted by wilkinsi View Post
                not as vile as a guitar case smelling of cat piss
                I have yet to expierence that. I'm sure it does suck. Might as well just throw the case away...
                I'm angry because you're stupid

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                • #9
                  sonic.You beastial bastard. You.:ROTF: It just slept on the bed. The tick was going for the gold.:ROTF:
                  I am a true ass set to this board.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by fett View Post
                    sonic.You beastial bastard. You.:ROTF: It just slept on the bed. The tick was going for the gold.:ROTF:
                    what can i say fett? the thought of u in bed with a cat makes me sweat

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by sonicsamurai View Post
                      what can i say fett? the thought of u in bed with a cat makes me sweat
                      At least he's getting some pussy. Where's yours?
                      I'm angry because you're stupid

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                      • #12


                        i'm strokin her right now

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                        • #13
                          I've seen the neighbor cat pee on my car tires and bumpers. I don't like it. I've been thinking of a suitable punishment.... hmm... (yes, some people have a staircase inside the microwave oven)...

                          Henrik
                          AUDIOZONE.DK - a guitar site for the Jackson and Charvel fan

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by sonicsamurai View Post


                            i'm strokin her right now
                            hehehehehehehehehe...

                            Good one man...
                            I'm angry because you're stupid

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                            • #15
                              I gave my wife's cat away a couple weeks ago and I am so glad. I'm not a cat hater but we don't have time for an animal. I looked at it like a litter and food expense so off it went.
                              "You have a pud..your wife has a face. Next time she bitches..I'd play cock bongos on her cheeks..all four of them!" - Bill Z.
                              I just just had a sudden urge to sugga dick..! If I wore that guitar and didn't suck male genitalia..somethin' is very wrong! - Bill Z.

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