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In more ways than one.:ROTF: But, what pisses me off is when some animal takes a dump on my little lawn that is my yard. Just wear big tread shoes and hit the turd.
Well, not wild cats that spray all over the place. There is really nothing more vile than cat spray or cat piss for that matter. 3 year old cat piss smoldering in the pad of a 10 year old carpet is the worst thing in the world on a humid day...
They are pussies. The greatest cat I even knew brought home a tick. And, I am not making this up. The cat was on my bed and left a tick on my dick.:ROTF: My uncle had to remove it.:ROTF::ROTF::ROTF::ROTF:
They are pussies. The greatest cat I even knew brought home a tick. And, I am not making this up. The cat was on my bed and left a tick on my dick.:ROTF: My uncle had to remove it.:ROTF::ROTF::ROTF::ROTF:
I've seen the neighbor cat pee on my car tires and bumpers. I don't like it. I've been thinking of a suitable punishment.... hmm... (yes, some people have a staircase inside the microwave oven)...
I gave my wife's cat away a couple weeks ago and I am so glad. I'm not a cat hater but we don't have time for an animal. I looked at it like a litter and food expense so off it went.
"You have a pud..your wife has a face. Next time she bitches..I'd play cock bongos on her cheeks..all four of them!" - Bill Z.
I just just had a sudden urge to sugga dick..! If I wore that guitar and didn't suck male genitalia..somethin' is very wrong! - Bill Z.
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