Sonic v Bengal debate thread :D

[jonasaberg]

Who would win in a fight to the death; a bear or a lion?

[Cygnus X1]

This is so boring.
Bring it on. I want to see all three of us banned for a week.

Kahlers vs. Floyds!

[thunderhead]

Pre Fender vs. Present.

....also i think they should argue about their penis sizes. As far i can see (Thanks to SSs ridiculously high guitar) SS has a tiny one

[sonicsamurai]

hahah!!! watch it!! u dirty turk


for my back length, my guitar hangs at a good height. if u look at most low slung guitarists they have short backs and long arms. i have huge back and long arms. i also can't help it if my junk hangs too damn low

[sonicsamurai]

Who would win in a fight to the death; a bear or a lion?

neither, coz chuck norris would kick both their asses

[sonicsamurai]

Who put in more effort during WWII the Americans or the Brits Have at it muppets

neither, the Russians did.

[fett]

You must love me now.

I'm just a 3 cent person trying to use a 5 cent word.:ROTF:

[sonicsamurai]

Go on Fett! Force it in! :ROTF:

[Bengal]

You must love me now.

You'd think so but nope. No love for the self appointed "spell checker of the JCF"...

(OK, maybe a little love. And maybe I've learned something from you. But I'll never admit it...DOH!!)

I think Jimmy Page had a long back. But what kind of dolt blames his body size for the way you sling your guitar? Come on man, it's not as low as it will go...

You SHOULD have said you wear it that high because it makes soloing easier. I would have bought that. But you took the easy way out. Too bad...

Kahler vs. Floyd? My dick vs. SS and Cygs dick? Douchebag Europeans?

Meh, getting to the "blah blah blah" state here. We need somthing huge...

And yes I did mean brown suede leather Eurotrash shoes. The kind you're wearing right now. Shit, I bet Ron has a closet full of them. Fuckin' eurotrash influence...

Bolt on vs. Neckthrough could be cool. But I don't give a shit so you won't get much outta me on that one...

Pre Fender vs. Post Fender? We ALL know Pre-Fender rules...

I'm still thinking abortion or the death penalty...

Hypocritical europeans vs. bullheaded americans? All this thinking has given me a headache...

[Bengal]

Led Zepplin vs. The Clash...

I had a really heated conversation with a HUGE British "Front of House" guy that I love to death about this issue. He thought Led Zepplin were a bunch of wankers. He was a punk from the "streets" and he loved and still loves The Clash. He was saying thats how you knew who was who back in the day in London. You either liked Zep or The Clash. And they would fight in the streets about it. But that's not a stretch. Englanders will fight at the drop of a hat...

Course it doesn't matter. KISS rules all...

But you have to love England. "Land of Big Tits and Bad Teeth"...

[toejam]

Kahlers vs. Floyds!

Floyds, of course!


Also, my DiMarzio Super Distortion still wants to fight TRussell's Duncan Distortion! Travis, where are you? Meet me in the parking lot at 3 o'clock. :ROTF:

[Bengal]

EMG 85 in the bridge vs. 85 in the neck...

In the neck, of course...

Kahlers vs. Floyds? Who cares, I rule on both...

[toejam]

neither, coz chuck norris would kick both their asses

And John Petrucci would kick Chuck's ass! :ROTF:

[Bengal]

OK, I got it...

Old classifieds vs. New classifieds...

Paying members vs. Non paying members...

Those topics should generate some heat...

(What? We've done those to death? Damn, where was I? Here? Damn...)

[sonicsamurai]

i preferred thin lizzy actually to either.

kiss meh, they were crap musicians in the first ;place . some catchy tunes tho. no sir, i would take zz top anyday.