How many forum members does it takes to change a light bulb?

[Nazgul]

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
1 to move it to the Lighting section
2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section
7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
5 to flame the spell checkers
3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's
3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.

[levantin]

You forget 1 fett saying that he gets his lightbulbs for 2 cents a piece.

[Spivonious]

so true

13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

[SEEGERMANY]

Plus a geek or two to remind us that "it needs a Floyd."

[åron]

This would be easier to digest if you included some spaces or punctuation marks to break up this wall of text.




















:ROTF:

[jacksoncsplayer]

[shreder13]

to close said thread-1

to start a new thread about the act of freedom to talk about light bulb -1

to bitch about the closing of thread-11

to bring back old thread-1

to become confused about what is going on-13

Being a member of JCF - pricless

[fett]

Leave me alone.

[SEAN RAF]

2 - one to insist on a hand wired bulb, one to argue the case for a modelling bulb...

[Pigsnatcher]

Don't forget.....



Had to to it!

[nhspike]

There would also be some debate about proper wattage, soft white vs. black light, regular vs. energy saving mini-florescent (green) light bulbs and a few links to lightbulbs that were placed in places where only a doctor could remove them.

All in all, this thread is turning out to be quite illuminating.

Thanks fett!

[SEAN RAF]

[jacksoncsplayer]

[Bengal]

Good stuff!

[CharvelRocker]

That is quite literally the formula for threads on places like Ultimate Guitar.