Any Garlic fans out there?

[fett]

I just did the math. I am cooking up about 20 crowns of garlic. Peeled, no less.:ROTF: At Alberstson's that would be about $10 for unpeeled crowns. I have about 4 pounds left. I had better learn to like garlic. And I don't even want to know how the Chinese shucked them.

[toejam]

You better hope that stuff doesn't come out of your pores and you're walking around like a big garlic bulb.

[fett]

I didn't touch those little fukkers with my bare hands. Ever try and get garlic off your hands? I may be stupid but I'm not Italian. Did I just say a bad thing? This is your mind on fett.

[toejam]

Hehe. I meant after you eat it. Some people's pores push that smell out of their bodies, like Indians do with curry.

[fett]

Don't get me started with our Latin American friends. I know exactly what you are talking about. I mean no disrespect. This is a pore joke but you are what you eat. Now, that was a PUN.:ROTF::ROTF::ROTF: And a homonim (sp) to boot.

[Axewielder]

Do you have vampire problems?

Nobody thinks they have a vampire problem. At least, not until it's too goddamn late and they are getting their ass rocked by frickin Dracula himself. You don't get any warning.

[toejam]

Don't get me started with our Latin American friends. I know exactly what you are talking about. I mean no disrespect. This is a pore joke but you are what you eat. Now, that was a PUN.:ROTF::ROTF::ROTF: And a homonim (sp) to boot.

Who's a homonimwit?

[fett]

That's when two words that sound the same are spelled diffferent. Tow.

[Spivonious]

I like garlic but it does nasty things to my digestive system. It's almost a guarantee that you'll find me on the toilet 30 minutes after a garlicky meal.

[Bengal]

I can only imagine what it smells like in your trailer fett. And it's not pleasant.

[toejam]

I like garlic but it does nasty things to my digestive system. It's almost a guarantee that you'll find me on the toilet 30 minutes after a garlicky meal.

My dad, too. Once it hits his stomach, he'll throw it up.

[GodOfRhythm]

My dad, too. Once it hits his stomach, he'll throw it up.

He's a discriminatory boulemic! :ROTF::ROTF: