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I've got 2 dogs. I bought a large bag of meaty bites at Big W and was standing at the check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
On impulse, i told her no, i was starting The Meaty Bites Diet again, although I probably shouldnt because I'd ended up in hospital last time, but that I'd lost 25kgs before I woke in intesive care with tubes coming out most of my orifices and drips in both arms.
I told her that it was esentially a perfect diet and that the way it works is to load your pockets with Meaty Bites and simply eat a handful every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionaly complete so I was going to try again.
I have to mention here that by this time practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story,particularly a guy who was behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisioned by the Meaty Bites.
I told her no, it was because I had been sitting in the middle of the road licking my dick and a car hit me.
I thought the guy behind us was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.
Stupid bitch, why else would I Buy Fu*#in dog food??
On impulse, i told her no, i was starting The Meaty Bites Diet again, although I probably shouldnt because I'd ended up in hospital last time, but that I'd lost 25kgs before I woke in intesive care with tubes coming out most of my orifices and drips in both arms.
I told her that it was esentially a perfect diet and that the way it works is to load your pockets with Meaty Bites and simply eat a handful every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionaly complete so I was going to try again.
I have to mention here that by this time practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story,particularly a guy who was behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisioned by the Meaty Bites.
I told her no, it was because I had been sitting in the middle of the road licking my dick and a car hit me.
I thought the guy behind us was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.
Stupid bitch, why else would I Buy Fu*#in dog food??
:ROTF:
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