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After a late night of fine dining at a local Mexican resturant :ROTF: , I awoke to severe stomach cramps :ROTF: . As I journeyed towards the bathroom, oops, almost forgot :ROTF: , the rumbling in my stomach told me that I was seconds from disaster. Not one second, not two seconds, but only three seconds from relief! :ROTF: Whew! I made it! :ROTF: If I had stopped and let the dog out at the two second mark, I would have had to rent a carpet cleaner. By the way, I'm not being melodramatic! :ROTF:
As I sat on the porcelain throne and heard that first plop plop, oops, mandatory :ROTF: , I wondered if "old poo" was gonna be a sinker or a floater! My answer came shortly as I flushed the stinky mass. :ROTF: As the water started to rise, I knew I only had seconds to unstick a clogged toilet. The water rose swiftly and I knew I was approaching danger for the second time in one morning. With a swift plunge :ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF: (figured I better triple up), the water stopped rising. With a second plunge, the water receeded slightly. With a third plunge, I saved the day! :ROTF:
You know, they say bad things happen in "threes." :ROTF:
P.S. I'm really shook up over this. :ROTF:
As I sat on the porcelain throne and heard that first plop plop, oops, mandatory :ROTF: , I wondered if "old poo" was gonna be a sinker or a floater! My answer came shortly as I flushed the stinky mass. :ROTF: As the water started to rise, I knew I only had seconds to unstick a clogged toilet. The water rose swiftly and I knew I was approaching danger for the second time in one morning. With a swift plunge :ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF: (figured I better triple up), the water stopped rising. With a second plunge, the water receeded slightly. With a third plunge, I saved the day! :ROTF:
You know, they say bad things happen in "threes." :ROTF:
P.S. I'm really shook up over this. :ROTF:
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