A squeakie door

[fett]

I hate my front screendoor. It squeaks. Brain fart. If some crackhead tries to break in, he has to open that screendoor first. It's better than an alarm. It's so loud I can hear it in my bedroom. Best not fuck with me, I have a BB Gun that looks just like a 38 Police Special.:ROTF:

[Cygnus X1]

Just get a .38.
The BB gun will get you killed, one way or the other.

Intellishred Brain speaking, of course.
Scales have given way to riffs.

[fett]

Do you honestly think I would confront an intruder? He would trip on so much shit he would just leave quietly.:ROTF:

[Cygnus X1]

And then what? Pop him with a BB?

Better put his eye out!

[Cygnus X1]

Go to chat, ya chowder head.

[lerxstcat]

So you went from hating it to loving it in the space of a short paragraph.

If you decide that you hate the squeak again, hit the hinges with a couple shots of WD-40. I did with my door about 3 years ago and it's still quiet. I'm sure the Mississippi Gulf coast is as humid as Seattle, so it should hold you for awhile.

[fett]

Nope. I'll let her squesk. I don't need ADT .:ROTF:

[Cygnus X1]

I have an idea!

Get a dog! A real dog...
like an hmmmmmmmmmmmm.....
Shepherd?