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Things arent looking too good lately so a good laugh never hurts..
After a long night of making love, the guy notices a photo of another
man on the woman's night stand by the bed.
He begins to worry.
'Is this your husband?' he nervously asks.
'No, silly,' she replies, snuggling up to him.
'Your boyfriend, then?' he continues.
'No, not at all,' she says, nibbling away at his ear.
'Is it your dad or your brother?' he inquires, hoping to be reassured.
'No, no, no! You are so hot when you're jealous!' she answers.
'Well, who in the hell is he, then?' he demands.
She whispers in his ear, 'That's me before the surgery
MISSING HUSBAND
Rick was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really
angry. She told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than six seconds, AND IT BETTER BE
THERE!!"
The next morning Rick got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up
she looked out the window, and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in
the middle of the driveway. She put on her robe, ran out to the driveway and
brought the box into the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom
scale. Rick has been missing since Friday.
Please pray for him.
After a long night of making love, the guy notices a photo of another
man on the woman's night stand by the bed.
He begins to worry.
'Is this your husband?' he nervously asks.
'No, silly,' she replies, snuggling up to him.
'Your boyfriend, then?' he continues.
'No, not at all,' she says, nibbling away at his ear.
'Is it your dad or your brother?' he inquires, hoping to be reassured.
'No, no, no! You are so hot when you're jealous!' she answers.
'Well, who in the hell is he, then?' he demands.
She whispers in his ear, 'That's me before the surgery
MISSING HUSBAND
Rick was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really
angry. She told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than six seconds, AND IT BETTER BE
THERE!!"
The next morning Rick got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up
she looked out the window, and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in
the middle of the driveway. She put on her robe, ran out to the driveway and
brought the box into the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom
scale. Rick has been missing since Friday.
Please pray for him.
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