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Fucking hell, that must have been a rivetting discussion. Did it involve lots of cheap lager (subsidised by me, the fucking tax-payer) and lots of wierd looking smug student wankers in the "Osama Bin Laden Union Bar", to a soundtrack of The Smiths and that cover version of "Tainted Love"* which sounds even more cum-gargling than the Soft Cell version, by any chance?
I went to a fetish club last night, and narrowly avoided having my nutsac nailed to a board. Now that's the way to spend Good Friday - flagellation, branding, bondage with hot wax. Complemented by a spot of buggery, a thick clotted creamy facial, and a golden shower to finish the night. (Remember, it is far better to give than to receive, especially in this case)
Also remember that "crucifying yourself is, like, a really really bad way to kill yourself, because no matter how hard you try, you can't hammer the last nail in" - Neil The Hippy.
* Apparently by Marilyn Manson, see, you learn something new every day.
So I woke up,rolled over and who was lying next to me? Only Bonnie Langford!
Fucking hell, that must have been a rivetting discussion. Did it involve lots of cheap lager (subsidised by me, the fucking tax-payer) and lots of wierd looking smug student wankers in the "Osama Bin Laden Union Bar", to a soundtrack of The Smiths and that cover version of "Tainted Love"* which sounds even more cum-gargling than the Soft Cell version, by any chance?
Aha, well you have obviously been booted off your Eco-Friendly Media Studies Degree course. Did you make the fatal error of getting pissed up all night and staying in bed till Countdown started, forgetting all about that big building next to the "The Abu Hamza Refectory", the place you were supposed to be attending lectures?
Mind you, if you were at Warwick, you were probably doing a degree in "Colouring In With Crayons" or suchlike.
Fucking ex-students.
So I woke up,rolled over and who was lying next to me? Only Bonnie Langford!
If it makes you feel any better, T....
Sunny and 76 here. It's the week before bug season.
Pulled an amp out on the back deck, stocked up on smokes and beverages,
and doodled on the Jackson for hours on end, only taking breaks to beat up the dog
(J/K) and go inside to piss. It was awful. I can't stand myself, and I feel guilty as hell.
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