Woo I'm 18!

[Rsmacker]

Hey hey!! Who let you out? Back in the box. Baaaaaad gimp. Naughty gimp. THWACK!!!

[wilkinsi]

Who you calling gimp Rslicker? Go back to shagging your sheep.

[thunderhead]

Shobet is the Welsh one as far as i know.

[Rsmacker]

Who you calling gimp Rslicker? Go back to shagging your sheep.

It's your turn in the Shorn costume today


And here come Big Daddy Wallace.....

Hold still!!!


Cracking cheese!!!

[wilkinsi]

Don't think so. You got rabbies

[shobet]

So if he was not foaming at the mouth you would, is that what you're saying?

[Spivonious]

The Brits have taken over again...


I remember when I turned 18. Have you bought your porn and cigarettes yet?

[wilkinsi]

So if he was not foaming at the mouth you would, is that what you're saying?

No. I'm not getting buttfucked by anyone, a) I have no intention of enduring pain, b) I don't want AIDS or rabbies.

[Rsmacker]

Come on now, don't give us that "No-one's going near my arse" nonsense.

Apart from the fact that I'd never tell anyone the whole detail of that special time we shared that drunken evening, don't try and deny that when your ex-girlfriend (the one you cruelly drove away) used to fret you up with that strap-on, you used to love it.
It's nothing to be ashamed of you know, my fresh-faced little chum, we've all been there!* (erm, in general, I mean, not suggesting anyone else has got to scuttle you. A secret is a secret eh? )

You know, it's not just for parking your breakfast with, your nipsy is a very under-rated erogenous zone. Next time you are bored at work and cracking one off, get one of your workmates to plunge their fingers right up your donut just as you are about to blow your beans. You'll shoot it out of your little cubicle, I promise.
(Tip - Try to ask someone who hasn't got talons like Morticia fucking Addams or you are in for some serious perforation. Also, avoid anyone with weeping sores round their cuticles. Or get them to wear gloves - preferably latex, not suede gardening gloves from B&Q, they chafe somewhat)

Incidentally, did you ever get into trouble for cutting glory-holes in your partitions?




* The bit to be ashamed of is doing it in the park, dressed only in a studded body harness, making her wear a false droopy moustache, woofing at passers-by, sniffing their crotches and asking if they fancied a go.
That was a bridge too far. I hope you feel dirty. Those pensioners having their picnic certainly did.



Now where's that Birthday Boy? Here is knowledge sunshine, these are just some of the filthy delights that await you, now you are a man!!!! Read and learn (and don't accept drinks from strangers)

[Endrik]

ahh, I think I've seen our dear Wilkinsi, years ago when a bunch of British geezers were walking by to hit on every female who had the smell of Gin coming out of the mouth... but one of them was a totally different kind of fellow... he was walking backwards and seeking out some of the nastiest looking bums on the street... confronting them with his flobby ass and shouting "fancy a shag mate!!!"

[slayer32390]

Well I am pretty glad I don't live in England right about now, for my ass's sake especially! And no I haven't bought porn and cigaretts since porn is free on the internet and at those prices I may as well spend the cigarette money on gas

[wilkinsi]

ahh, I think I've seen our dear Wilkinsi, years ago when a bunch of British geezers were walking by to hit on every female who had the smell of Gin coming out of the mouth... but one of them was a totally different kind of fellow... he was walking backwards and seeking out some of the nastiest looking bums on the street... confronting them with his flobby ass and shouting "fancy a shag mate!!!"

I don't have a flobby arse. You will never meet me because I work nightshifts in a callcentre and I don't take it up the shitter either. If, however any of you poofs want a marmite mining session, I'll ask my bisexual colleague who's HIV positive to wait outside for you.

[shobet]

The lady doth protest too much methinks.

Do you and your bi friend usually hang out together, do you pull the nightshift together as well.

[wilkinsi]

I'm not Lady Doth . And no, I don't hang out with him. Actually, I remember there are 4 gay/bisexual blokes here. Maybe I should give them your email address!

[shobet]

Go ahead, I'll then have a good chat to them about you and your nefarious activities. They've probably got lots to tell us all about their little bitch boy? I'm sure they'd be really interested to hear that you're always talking about the men you work with and never the women...