"Casa del Fuggem" Part 2 of The Legacy

[airjamie]

I smoked myself sober..that ever happen to you?

At a melvins show last year. A friend and i were just sitting there in the car with subway and two MASSIVE dutchmasters. Jefferson airplane was on....i was all "dude...how many times do you think they all tried to bone gracie slick? I mean...her last name was fucking "slick". Anyway so we get into the show and breakout the covert hilighter bowl...at a certain point i realized my face was parilized , i looked like johnny depp in that lame willy wonka remake, i kept thinking in my head
"I'm going to...FUCKING...DIE" eventually we got to the point where i was just kindof leaning to one side like there was a wall there that wasnt. I ended up dragging a barstool into the audience during the little cartoon thing. I also was somehow talked into buying this giant golden lego guy thing with blood on it at the melvins merch stand for like 60 bucks. I thought it was "totally sweet" at the time....

[horns666]

O666..yeah man..I paid 45 bucks for Malmsteen's classical concerto thingamabob..wtf was I thinking!

AirJamie..Jamie..my, son..you've come home. Good for you man. Ya'know, Depp's remake was on the other night..I couldn't wait to see it, especially being a Tim Burton movie! I always liked JD, I think he's a great actor..but wtf was that character all about..to me..he was a mix of Kat Williams/ and Jim Carey's Grinch..and they only had one oompa looma..that little indian guy. I liked the orange ones with boners in their pants pockets..I was very disappointed. Not one of Depp's better movies ..that for sure..maybe they should have went with Chritopher Walken..that would rule!

BTW..I completely missed the boat with The Melvins..I don't know any of their music..is it heavy? What's a good song to youtube? Grace Slick..yeah. I would think that's the case with any band traveling with a female band member. I know I would try when the mood hits..I remember watching a Cradle of Filth dvd and Sarah Jezabel Parker blew one of the dudes on the bus..and turned to show the goo in her mouth..I thought to myself..wow..she's very nice!

But then I was thinking of touring with Halford..and thought maybe its best to keep things on a professional level.

[airjamie]

O666..yeah man..I paid 45 bucks for Malmsteen's classical concerto thingamabob..wtf was I thinking!

AirJamie..Jamie..my, son..you've come home. Good for you man. Ya'know, Depp's remake was on the other night..I couldn't wait to see it, especially being a Tim Burton movie! I always liked JD, I think he's a great actor..but wtf was that character all about..to me..he was a mix of Kat Williams/ and Jim Carey's Grinch..and they only had one oompa looma..that little indian guy. I liked the orange ones with boners in their pants pockets..I was very disappointed. Not one of Depp's better movies ..that for sure..maybe they should have went with Chritopher Walken..that would rule!

BTW..I completely missed the boat with The Melvins..I don't know any of their music..is it heavy? What's a good song to youtube? Grace Slick..yeah. I would think that's the case with any band traveling with a female band member. I know I would try when the mood hits..I remember watching a Cradle of Filth dvd and Sarah Jezabel Parker blew one of the dudes on the bus..and turned to show the goo in her mouth..I thought to myself..wow..she's very nice!

But then I was thinking of touring with Halford..and thought maybe its best to keep things on a professional level.

That remake was a steaming pile of shit. Tim burton royally screwed the pooch on that one. The oompa loompas were gay and not in any way menacing at all. Although I doubt i was the only one who noticed how totally mexican they looked....and the irony in the fact that they provided manual labor for coca beans was not lost on me. Im still wondering how they didnt get sued over that one.

As far as melvins go, they are one of those love em or hate em bands. Sadly, theyll forever be associated with the grunge thing for the fact that buzzo taught kurt cobain how to play guitar, though theyre probably one of the first of the modern "doom" bands. Best song id say to start with is revolve, you might not like the singing but the riffs are fucking amazing, and if you listen to the bass in this song, youll hear some lines that tool straight ripped off.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7TD4HTOF4Y

Im not shocked to hear that the chunker from COF blows everybody, thats basically all fat goth chicks do. They kinda provide a public service in a way....reminds me of my first BJ at 13. She was like 20 or so. Totally decked in velvet shit and about 20 of those jeweled pentagram necklaces you got out of that metal clothing company that used to have the one page b&w add in metal edge and hit parader. Shit that was the first time i saw neurosis......

[Jack The Riffer]

I'm bored out of my mind. I'm at work so at least I'm getting paid time and a half to be bored.

[Endrik]

The Melvins have a pretty good drummer... Dale Crover... he is Dave Grohl's and Dave Lombardo's favorite.

[Rupe]

Blowjobs behind my rig between sets are what defined my playing career

[Jack The Riffer]

Blowjobs behind my rig between sets are what defined my playing career

Didn't your jaw start to hurt after a while?

[airjamie]

Didn't your jaw start to hurt after a while?

Hahaha ZIIIIIING!

:ROTF::ROTF::ROTF:

[drockilles]

The Melvins have a pretty good drummer... Dale Crover... he is Dave Grohl's and Dave Lombardo's favorite.

Pretty sure the bassist from the Melvins is in Fantomas with Dave Lombardo.

[Endrik]

I think Dave doesn't play there anymore... they have the almighty Terry Bozzio now

[horns666]

Wow..I did miss the boat with the Melvins. I always came across their used cds for years..cheap! I'm going to snatch them up..I really liked that shit.

Rupe, you walked right into that one...with your mouth open. Chick love bands..I played with the biggest geeks and the only reason why they got any poon was because they could play. They would be 40 year old virgins without a fuggin' band..that's true!

Jamie ..yeah..Jezabel was a bloated hump bacl sperm wahle when she was in COF. I bought her solo shit Antoria..she lost ALOT of weight..and has ginormous slapularies..she's on the cd cover..her tits..just her tits on on the cover..just one tit...a nipple. It doesn't mater because fat chicks have that fat gene.. You could marry a petite babe and she could blow up like a puffer fish. I've seen it a hundred times..I've been lucky with that I gues..My wife (20+ years)is the same weight..a whopping 87 lbs..about the same weight as one of Jez'z tits..so that's good.

I fantasize about big butts tho..really big!!!. You always fantasize about shit you can't have..so I'm fixated on big asses. The wife knows..she laughs and looks at me when I'm starring at the big ass in front of me in line at the bank..ya know. My wife has a nice tiny smooth bubblebutt..so I'm takin' about those big dimpled, jigglin, bouncin 50 pounds of cellulite kinda shit..YEAH!!!

[Endrik]

I like Hungarian chicks because they are real skinny like models but have nice and tight roundy butts and tits

[horns666]

I wish I was Bruce Jenner...I would eat my Weaties and fuck all the Kardashians in their fat dumb asses!

[horns666]

My wife just saw what I wrote laughed and punched me in the back of the head..she'll get hers..later!!

[Rupe]

Didn't your jaw start to hurt after a while?

Damn, lesson learned about posting after a night of drinking