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You people are so crazy!!!! I'm too classy for this.
Now if you'll excuse I'm off to organise a root with my gf!
Now if you'll excuse I'm off to organise a root with my gf!
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Me too..but with the wife. I'm gonna try to be nice today!Originally posted by AussieTerry84 View Post
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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My wife bought me different asswipes..and my butthole is freakin' out. I have to put vag medicine on it or somethin'..
Anyone else..have this? I hate it!"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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aaaarrrrrrhhhhhhhgg.. I can't stop scratchin' my ass. It's making it worse..but I can't stop!!!
WTF happened?"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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next thing you know bill will flinging doo at people, watch out!!Not helping the situation since 1965!Comment
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...Originally posted by atomic charvel guy View Post
Well Tommy this gorilla took his xannys, but so did the chimp that tore that ladies' face off. Do you know that ALL primates do that in a attack..They're just like me...bitin' your junk..humpin' your trunk. I'm a fat bearded chimp. I'm between a chimp and gorilla. A hybrid..a chimpilla. Yeah..Billy Z Chimpilla. The Italian poop flinger..."whats a matta U..here's some poop fo U...you son-non-ma-beesha-a-beesha-beesh-a..da daaa boom-a-booma--boom-a". That's an old Italian diddy. Italians are part gorilla..all big, hairy and shit. My grama used to sing that to me whenever I cried. Rocking me and shit. My family thinks she dropped me a few times..but grandparents do that. It's their job...but they love you.
My god my ass is on fire..fireants in my pants. It's like a raw, red, chimp ass. I think it's prolapsed..and swollen around the colon.
Last edited by horns666; 10-14-2011, 09:53 AM."Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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Yes, Years ago I was thinking of making a butt-mint. I mean WTF. People are so conscience about their breath but not their ass. How could this be? There is no reason asses should stink in the year of 11, and decades passed. So I was thinking something like a Tic-Tac suppository.
That's prolly why my ass is so itchy..I've been expermenting down there. I'm very hygenically correct in this area. I tried cloves..herbs and berries. I want it nice for the people! You never know when someone wants to lick your balls. You can't be cought off gaurd."Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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Here ya go!
"illegal downloading saved people from having to buy that piece of shit you tried to pass off as music" - NighbatComment
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what the fuck happened Bill, did a dragon toss your salad or what?
I need to know-lolNot helping the situation since 1965!Comment
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"Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)Comment
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Fuck I've missed this place!! Madonna half shits and dragon salad tossing, fuck yeah!
I recently went o/s for the first time (tasmania doesnt count) to the US and A!! Did new york, my mate who moved to stamford got married, poor cunt, then hit vegas and LA. America fuckin rocks. I have many stories, but nothing box related! I traveled with two married couples and didn't have much 'free' time to go poondigging. What a fucking travesty! I'll be back, plenny of sweet cooch over there that needs an aus bangin'!
Metal wise its all about blackmetal with me lately! Still listening to the classics of course, scar symmetry is still goin, mercenary still fucking rip. Oh, Solution .45. Fucking incredible album!! Torchbearer (couple same dudes) is fucking tits too! New decapitated is brilliant (took a while to listen to that, still get sad thinking about what happened, rip.). But for my awesome dig';
Sounds like somethings dieing. Wanted to die the first time I heard it! Lovin the depressive/ambient/industrial black metals that are happenin' now. You know that emperor tape from like '93 that rules? Thats the style we love, alot of people are releasing dogshit sounding coldness to match. Between that and the last song on torchbearers album shits craaazy! He ain't no Loomis though
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That wasn't bad, although I couldn't listen to it all day.Originally posted by bibz View Post
that was pretty cool! What's the rest of the album like?Originally posted by bibz View PostBetween that and the last song on torchbearers album shits craaazy! He ain't no Loomis though
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHS0AQezP3kHail yesterdayComment
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This forum just got poopier. I wana cut off a supervisor's head and shit down their neck
Fuck ebay, fuck paypal
"Finger on the trigger, back against the wall. Counting rounds and voices, not enough to kill them all" (Ihsahn).Comment
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The mighty poon shall be with you gentlemen! See you soon bastards, gonna get some sleep and then hit to the airport."There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
"To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave FlaubertComment
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