"Casa del Fuggem" Part 2 of The Legacy

[Jack The Riffer]

It's like one of those Play-Doh things....I think they call it Play-Dong.

[atomic charvel guy]

it is not!! poop noodles are what you find at certain thai restaurants. at the trendy ones out here at least.
it's cat poop that is refined and twisted into a brownish yellowish cellophane type noodle.

[horns666]

Ohhhhh its like that Play-Doh 'Fuzzy Pumper'!!!! Two things about Play Doh!!!

1, It smelled great and was very salty..it was delicious.

2, I used to make fake poons outta it and fuck it!!!

..prolly explains the salty thing...?

But, my best childhood Play Doh memory was slappin my brother in the face with a ginormous Pud-Doh I made. He got a bloody nose and I got in trouble. I'm not sure if I was grounded for the bloody nose..or the pud. I'll ask my mom.

I love you fuckers. Don't think for one single moment that I don't think of you fucks!

[Jack The Riffer]

it is not!! poop noodles are what you find at certain thai restaurants. at the trendy ones out here at least.
it's cat poop that is refined and twisted into a brownish yellowish cellophane type noodle.

That's the mucoid plaque from the cat's intestines.

[atomic charvel guy]

maybe so william, but that family couch of yours took the heaviest casualties of all with all the banging of it that you did.

[horns666]

Tommy, fuggin that couch was the best sex I had in my entire life!

[Jack The Riffer]

I'm sure the voz suffered a bit of trauma too.

[horns666]

John, The VOZ..Oooh that was bad. That was like a real-life Play-Doh 'Fuzzy Pumper'...oohhh my poor pud..ohhh my poor mom!! She's a Saint!

...ooooooooohhhhh


ooooooooooooooohhhhhhh......

[atomic charvel guy]

we should start manufacturing couches that you can bang that do not stain whatsoever.
we can call them "Zurlos". be the 1st on your block to get one.

helen - "jane, where has your husband bill been lately?"
jane - " well helen, he's in the garage fucking the Zurlo again"
helen- "the Zurlo? is that his mistress?"
jane- (laughingly)-" oh no helen, it's our new spooge and stain free couch with the secret compartments "for his pleasure"."
helen-"but don't you get jealous jane?"
jane-"not at all helen, in fact, i'm having more fun than ever. it's self cleaning, odor free, i have a life again, and i never see bill anymore, he never leaves the garage!! "

order your Zurlo now! , or give one a test drive and spooge on one in person at any Macy's or JC Penney.

[horns666]

Hahhaaa!! Great Idea Tommy!!:idea:

My parents came over for dinner on my birfday. I told my dad about that ol' Orange and Black Crush Velour couch. ALL the button holes missing. My poor mom sewing the buttons back on ..every fuggin' day. Hahhaaaa..I fucked every button hole, nook and cranny, between the cushions..grinding my junk all over that fuck ..while watching Saturday morning cartoons. It broke my heart to see that precious couch go. My heart sank. Something died inside ever since. No woman, VOZ, fur coat sleeve, Honeydew melon, nor rotten, mushy Jack-o-lattern eye-hole could quench my lust like that magick couch.

But it had to go I guess. Everything good is lost. It sewn the poison seeds, blackened my soul..and made me the misanthrope I am!

It left the old house looking like it was schlacked in 5 gallon buckets of Cream-O'-Wheat..

Maybe..someday, We can snort Viagra, set a velvet couch on fire, and bang it into the ground. Then lay back with a Voz ...gaze at the vast, night sky..knowing our purpose.

That's what I really wanna do!

Love,

Bill Z Bub

[VitaminG]

Sold!

[horns666]

Gary..I was thinking of you.

No..really. "Hail Yesterday". My docs have me pegged as an official misanthrope. I'm actually going to start my own religion. Spirtual Misanthropia

Rev. Bill Z Bub

G...My kid grabbed this for me. Soilwork's new double cd...20+ fuggin songs..10 I actually love. It is their most diverse work for certainly..but this one is classic SW..IMO!!!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqRO-iQq6aM

Oh also I'm stuck on my new favorite movie. "There Will Be Blood"..Dan Plainview is my new anti-hero!! Daniel Day Lewis rules as this charatacter. I can definitely connect with. I had arguments with my family about this movie. They didn't understand him..a true misanthrope that gave two people a chance..and well...fuggums.

I don't want to see "Lincoln"..F that shit..I like stories , not bullshit. Lewis as "Billy The Butcher" was pretty cool in Gangs of New York. But that doesn't compare to TWBB..IMO.

[VitaminG]

shit, nice! I only picked up The Panic Broadcast last year. Riding the blunt edge, me So I should have this new one by the end of the year

In my defense, for the good of the family budget, I've stopped spending $100 every pay on CDs. Maybe buying a CD per month now.

If I believed in any higher being, I'd subscribe to your Spiritual Misanthropia, Bill. If nothing else, the tshirts are going to be bitching

Current stuff that's been on high rotation lately has included the new Spiritual Beggars (currently on repeat in the car, lovin it) & the new Stephen Wilson album with Guthrie Govan on geetar (excellent prog rock album - still not sick of it)

Still need to see There Will Be Blood. Falling way behind on a bunch of new films that I wanted to see at the cinema. They're all on dvd now.

Bill, have you seen Tucker & Dale vs Evil? LOOOVE that film.

[atomic charvel guy]

Oh also I'm stuck on my new favorite movie. "There Will Be Blood"..Dan Plainview is my new anti-hero!! Daniel Day Lewis rules as this charatacter. I can definitely connect with. I had arguments with my family about this movie. They didn't understand him..a true misanthrope that gave two people a chance..and well...fuggums.

I don't want to see "Lincoln"..F that shit..I like stories , not bullshit. Lewis as "Billy The Butcher" was pretty cool in Gangs of New York. But that doesn't compare to TWBB..IMO.[/QUOTE]




are you just finding out about that gem of a fuckin' movie? D. Plainview is one house cleaning motherfucker, i am in love with that man. he gets it doesn't he Bill?
he thoroughly gets how to get ahead in life. the only way, by stepping on everyone in the way. god damn inspiring as far as i am concerned.
at 1:22 of the video- "DRAINAGE!!! DRAINAGE!!!!!!!!!!! ElI You BOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY........................... "
and away we go- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_hFTR6qyEo

[horns666]

Tommy, when I saw Daniel Day tenderize DiCaprio's face, then bashed Paul Dano's head in..a huge gush of manlove rushed thru the veins of The Dark Marsupial!

"I'm finished"..roll credits!

It's my mom birthday!!! Bow down to the only woman that gave birth to Satan incarnate!

My Mom and Dad..Top and Center 1972!!!>>>http://www.coffincheatersmc.net/PHOTO-GALLERY.html

Hail!!!! Hail!!! Hail!!!!