"Casa del Fuggem" Part 2 of The Legacy

[horns666]

HAHAHA... that's just priceless.

Yeah...I don't think about it anymore. Only when someone makes this face..

Sometimes I forget. If I made that face because of crosses. Many people would think they have a buger hanging..or somethin'.

[Tetsuo]

Bill have you ever read The Master and the Margarita? I think you would love it.

[horns666]

Bill have you ever read The Master and the Margarita? I think you would love it.

I will definitely check into it! I know I'll love it. We're always on the same page. Let me share with you..

Another personal story about The Satanic Bible. My son wanted to borrow and read it. I have off the charts OCD with my stuff. He does not. I gave him the book on condition that he treat like I would. I told him do NOT crinkle pages, bend the spine ect..he did. I knew it !

I happened to cut my balls shaving at the time he returned it. Blood was pouring from the sack he came from. I was already in a bad palce. He gave me the book thru the cracked bathroom door and I soaked the book in my ball blood. The pages were crusted together. It kinda looks cool now, and well..even more special..

In the end it worked out. The book edged in dark crimson. I cleaned and doctored the book's cover back to coolness. He tells his favorite teacher what happened. NICE teacher..his blood is from the same Italian town mine is Campobasso. He's laughing so hard he can't breathe..

I can buy abother copy. The ones I do find are in worse shape than mine..sans Dark Marsupial Plasma.

I don't know any Catholics that passionate about their bibles. I guess there's enough blood in it than on it.

These are historical facts that can be confirmed thru forensics. I'll raise my left hand and swear on that fuggin' bible.

[Tetsuo]

The Master and the Margarita was written by Bulgakov in the Stalin era. It was banned in Russia for years. The basic theme is that Russia is atheist at the time under communism so the Devil comes to town and is allowed to wreck havoc because no one believes in him. The portrayal of Jesus and Pilate is pretty spot on. Fucking great book.

Another quick more bubblegum read is Joe Hill ( Stephen Kimg's son) Horns. They also made it into a movie. It is fun. Not a great book but fun. Harry Potter plays the lead in the movie. He doesn't do too bad.

[Tetsuo]

The thing about the abrahamic God which is the foundation of all the Major three religions is that dude is bad ass. Promoted genocide on a scale that would make Hitler blush. One hell of a misognyst to boot. Oh your daughter just got raped? Kick her out of your house and the camp. Remember I am a just God and a God of love. Bahaha. He can kill with no remorse at all. That makes him powerful. Even serial killers have enough remorse that they want to get caught. He lets all of Jobs kids get wiped out with no remorse and just gives job more kids to replace them. Wtf? No value of human life at all. No wonder David was his favorite King. Yeah go ahead and fuck your soldiers wife and then set him up to die to cover it up. Way sicker shit morally than Satan's "yo eve you want some knowledge?"

[horns666]

My wife grabbed a copy Of the MATM (the only one) at half priced books for 6 bucks!! While shopping for Thankgiving. Thank You man !

I don't watch TV these days. TV, people and movies became too repulsive for me. Too busy playing in my black bubble. I'm devoted to Southpark, they see shit they way I do and makes me laugh.

I WILL watch 'Horns' I was talking about 'Sympathy for the devil' a few days ago. I'm not a Stones fan like Tommy is. But 'Paint it Black' and SFTD always connected with me. I love 'em! I NEVER watch a single Harry Potter' or Star Wars movie so that's cool!

Your right about God of Abraham. Whenever in religious discussion. I tell them to grab their bible. Pick a verse like a name in the phone book and read it! That always goes south. The OT/NT is their worst enemy. Same with The Holy Qur'an for Islam. You just can't pick the things you like. That is the word of God. That is the instruction manual to their belief systems.

A freind gave me a new copy of the Qur'an. I opened it, and told my wife -whatever I pick at random is THE LAW. My finger was on page 1176 Surah 38:76 "(Iblis) said I am better than he: Though createdst me from Fire, and him though createdst from clay" ....

The follwing verse made me and my wife laugh > Line 77 "Allah said "Then get thee out from here: for thou art rejected, accursed" !!!!!..

I opened a new Qur'an from the plastic wrap and closed it. My finger of 38:76 confirmed what I know.

No matter what fuggin god... I'm Satan!! This perked my interest in Carl Jung pshycology. Something flipside to what my doctors friends practice. When I visit, they take notes for themselves, and myself too.

I love visiting them because it's like free flow Jamming, but with philosophy. They tell me I'm smarter than most booksmark person they know. I'm outspoken for sure. I want to be hypnotized (one is a hypnotist)) to see what I ramble off, if I do..He said your subconcious goes back to memories of your earliest bloodlines. Wouldn't be great to record your dreams and watch them.

[Tetsuo]

I believe that the subconscious definitely goes back. Well I believe there is more here than meets the eye just don't believe anything any dude wrote down. I read the Qur'an just because I wanted to be informed when talking about it. No different than the Old Testament. On the New Testament how did that cock smoke Paul just convert and anoint himself an apostle? How did that shit stand? So hey like last week I was killing you all but now I am running your shit. Got it?

I'd actually suggest reading Horns over watching it. It is one of those quick read modern novels. Lots of good dark humor. In the same vein Palhniuk wrote two great commentaries/satire on hell and humanity with damned and doomed. In his typical over the top tongue in cheek style.

I need to make it out east to the old Cleveland. We can write a great goofy metal ep. It would be sophomoric, piss people off and no one would get it but a handful of people.

[atomic charvel guy]

Sweet William zurlo, the 9 statanic sins make about 29,000 times more sense than the 10 abominations ever will.
7 of those ten are a joke

[atomic charvel guy]

im going up to L.A. on friday after thanksgiving, I have a date with this savage looking chick, i swear my undercarriage is overly rattling
with anticipation and excitement. i dont care if a get to bang her or not on the 1st date, shes a smokeshow across the board. fuckin fired up.
whats going on you silly asses? i am in full rotation out there, lifes been really cool for me, hope the same for all of you

[Tetsuo]

Just living the dream Tommy. My dick hasn't fallen off yet so all is good.

[horns666]

I think I was living Tommy's dream last night. I popped a boinger so throbatious. It skeeted soon as it touched my wife's ass. Frosting a cake like a mad italian baker. she woke - ..wha...what are you doin'-. "I just had sex..Thank you". Then I wiped her off with a towel, because I'm a giver. "You're an asshole..I just put that towel in there !!!".

She's angry, because its a clean towel. Now there's a load of towels in the wash, just because I popped my load.

It's hard trying not to dribble your seed walking to the bathroom. That's a real balancing act. Holding my peep with undies 'round my ankles.

I had sex for a nanosecond. Is THAT living the dream ? I think so..

Tommy, the first and most important Satanic Sin : Stupidity. If we know that one, everything else is common sense. Why they call it "common sense" I'll never understand.

Like Chaplin, W.C. Fields, Pryor, Carlin, Dice and other greats acting stupid is a gift. I'm gifted in that department, but people don't have wit or sense of humor. I make most people laugh..others hate me.

[atomic charvel guy]

what a fuckin' guy!! new towel for the jizz mop up! in this new year i look to exhibit more selfless qualities like the ones you display at all times good sir!

"common sense" ain't too common now is it?

[Tetsuo]

I would say that is indeed living the dream fine sir zurlo.

Thomas you shall never be virtuous enough to live those lofty standards.

[atomic charvel guy]

well, i did have the decency to put an alka seltzer tablet in my dates box over the weekend whilst executing my great foreplay kung fu.
thunderous orgasms were delivered to her and i should be remembered in a good way!

[Tetsuo]

next time make her call you my name. I'll pop my old lady tonight to the atomic Tommy mp3's tonight and I'll make her call me Tommy in exchange. That is how gentleman act.