"Casa del Fuggem" Part 2 of The Legacy

[Tetsuo]

I don't care for much network TV, either, but my wife wanted to watch it, so I got into it and actually enjoy it.

You punch her in the piehole the next time she has an opinion on anything. I want to see misognyst views flower in this country again. Vote Tetsuo in 16. I'm your only hope just ask Obi Wan

[horns666]

Love you guys...my minions are safe My enemies are fucked...these are facts. Today, twisters everywhere, hail the size of basketballs! ........Having a nice Birthday!!! Val's milking the goat...who wants cream for their coffee??!!...........Skeet skeet..skeeeeeet....

[atomic charvel guy]

Zurlo you slippery fingered weasel! here's to your birthday being super triple cool

[toejam]

You punch her in the piehole the next time she has an opinion on anything. I want to see misognyst views flower in this country again. Vote Tetsuo in 16. I'm your only hope just ask Obi Wan

This is true! She makes me dinner and is a pretty damn good cook, though, and I don't have to tell her.

[RacerX]

This thread is still going???!!!

[horns666]

This thread is still going???!!!

I don't think so.

It is and isn't at the same time...they call that duality.

NICE to see you Ron!!! I want to INVITE you and my my freinds from this forum to my wife's Facebook. I NEVER wanted one, but she made one.hahaa. So we just share it..fuggums. Valerie Zurlo ..I'm not on their too much. Just at night before bed. I'm busy masterbating in the spare bedroom...with a guitar.

I getting too old to jerk my gerkin'..but the wife can do that in 3 Mississippis or less!!!

[RacerX]

Request sent!

[horns666]

Request sent!

ACCESS DENIED!!!
You're in The House!!!...with honor Sir Ron!!!

[toejam]

Request sent!

Request for what; to jerk Bill's gerkin?

[horns666]

Request for what; to jerk Bill's gerkin?

YES..anyone here can. But we know this.

It's GREAT to see Ron being active, staying fit..playing Tennis? Wow, I'm impressed! He looks like such a cool dude. I can read people within a nano-second. Tommy stays fit too, and didn't know his all Jacked like old Geirge Lynch. Val's always laughing at his silly ass. He's like our son Vinny with that fuggin phone/mirror. Lookin' at his muscle progress..Abs. Vinny adopted the "7 minute Abs" technique created Dr. Harland Williams.

Tommy is the personification of Narcissus. I was like that too with my hair once upon a aeon. But who is the REAL Tommy? The one in the mirror or could he behind it. He breaks all laws of physics..and then some. But damn he's lovely ! Ron Too..that big guy can move, and has some great geetars. I guess FB is not bad. But I'm new to it. No matter what Val says. I'm NEVER on it. Her tablet does NOT work for me. I need her to type something..it's all goofy whenever I touch it.

Is Tommy and Ron near each other...do they get alot of aftershocks and earthquakes? That's just the devil belly laughing under their feet. I'll talk to him if things get too shaky.

Billz

[horns666]

You punch her in the piehole the next time she has an opinion on anything. I want to see misognyst views flower in this country again. Vote Tetsuo in 16. I'm your only hope just ask Obi Wan

Joe..When you Diver Down always remember the Starfish. She WILL think to herself.."oh, that's love".

Everyone that got, or going thru a divorce..including Jim Shepard/Nevermore-Sanctuary. I was hanging with guys in NM and Arch Enemy late 90's. Jim looked stressed and bummed. I asked what's up man. "I'm getting a divorce". I said 'fuck, that's a fuggin' epidemic. Hey, let me ask..you ever eat her asshole?' Mike Amott shot beer out his nose all over the fuggin' table. Jim is laughing and said.."Noooo.." I said 'you see, that's what they ALL say.'

Don't get me wrong you just need to do it whenever you like. Butt to her she LOVES the fact that at any given moment you won't hesitate to taste what she had for breakfast...or any other important nutritious meal. You got divorced before..and I know you love Jesus. But Jesus was the GREAT fisherman. So I know you have his approval if you tied the balloon knot.

I think that's in the first translation of Luther's Bible. He broke away from the Catholicks (they dropped the K because it IS the ancient egyptian symbol of poon) because he wanted the poon and hated that stupid hairstyle. This is historical facts based on wikipedia, and many ancient tomes I have translated from Latin to Ebonics. There will be an additional chapter based on my Faustian knowledge and experience in modern Urban society. Right after Apocrypha, there will be 'The Ebonicals', and it is good. That's why Martin Luther is such a influence in the dark community in dark times. I will be the torch bearer..The Lux in Tenebrie, to guide our way back to a Ancient World Order.

Oh..what was I say. Oh yeah..the starfish. I go on tangents. It is a stream of conscience from a divine source. I'm channeling through Algol star system. Better known as the demon star, Medusa, Kaos, Humbawa, Lilith, Hecate, She's known by many names..none of them are very nice...wha? See. I lost my head..like Medusa. I'm possessed by Ma'at.

Yes..the starfish !!! Speak in tongues while going Diver Down Joe. Your marriage will be Anus Aeturnus !!!

I bless you, because God doesn't give a fuck. Ha, I say that to my dad when he sneezes.

Rev. B Fuggums.

[toejam]

I lick the starfish sometimes... she likes it.

[buzzsaww]

I lick the starfish sometimes... she likes it.

Women love that shit but 99% of them will never admit it.

[buzzsaww]

My waitress here in Denny's is a cutie. Her starfish is just aching to be licked. Not that any of you guys would ever dare do that

[horns666]

Remember Andrew Dice Clay's first HBO special. He does that silly female voice. "Why are you eating my asshole? So I says to her honest and true. "Cause your pussy taste like shit"!!! Oooooooohhhhhhh..

Well I only dare venture down south after a nice warm bath. I devloped more OCD than Howie Mandel, and Howard Hughes. I love my wife with every inch of my heart, and junk. But these days I don't even like sharing my glass of Ice Tea. She gets all offended while I'm holding it to the light ..inspecting for any signs of backwash"..Then Val says to me "Look at you with that glass I sipped from...you used to eat my asshole". Then I feel bad, and look her in the eye. Then I'll ask do you want me to eat your asshole? ...Because I'll do it...right now. Because I love you. Then she goes cross-eyed. 32 fuggin' years of Romance like this.

Joe...till' death do you fart, and tongue dart the shart! I hope she don't have IBS..


Buzz...your'e a sick bastard, and that's comming from a sick bastard.


Ron...Ron's a sweetheart. A big guy with a big heart. He'll do it. He's like Mikey on that Life cereal commercial. Mikey will eat it he'll eat anything..hey Mikey..he likes it. I don't think I could keep up with Ron..he's crazy active.


Tommy...I just talked with Tommy. It's crazy if anyone would tap our phone line. I could only imagine the laughter..or the disgust. Because there's no gray area with us. hahaaa. We don't give a poo..fuggums Two Times!


Drew..I know he would, because thats what my freind do. Birds of a feather eat ass together.

Right now, my son Vinny is probably neck deep, with a miner's helmet, and a bag of marshmallows. Because he's my son...and that's Italian. Italians invented that shit...like everything else.

Speaking of which...I'm kinda feelin' saucy. I think I'll bother Val. All this talk got me thinking ...dammit!

You dicks keep hitting my wife Valerie Zurlo..our Casa et tu Casa ..del Fuggums. Drew, Gary, Dave, Snoogans, Shawn, K, Emmy..where is Emmy, Anna, Jeri...I can't hunt all of you fuckers down. My FB is alot more tame..family is watching.



But remember for years we went by our JCF names. So just message her you JCF name, and I'll be like Yep..let 'em in!!