"Casa del Fuggem" Part 2 of The Legacy

[horns666]

Fucking kid's homework is draing my precious buzz... Goddamn catholic school..and their fuggin' homework!!!!

Being baked certainly doesn't help when assisting your kid with homework..oh fuck me!

I'm in overload!!!

[lerxstcat]

You tell that boy if he cockblocks you on your birthday you'll send Ronnie James Dio to invoke the Maleocchio on him and he won't get none til he's 125 like Dio!

Sorry I forgot earlier, man. My good friend's little sister passed away in a house fire on Tuesday and I've been kind of out of it ever since. Sweetest girl you'd ever want to know and probably the most beautiful girl in our town for her high school class. Just wonderful in every way - why are these the ones to go?

Fire investigation is ongoing and the autopsy is upcoming.... this really sucks!

[Rupe]

Damn! Sorry to hear that...what a shame!

[horns666]

Rich, That's beyond sad and terrible!!! I don't know why this happends to such awesome people. I stopped asking why when I couldn't find the answers. Rich, I'm sorry...she and her family are in my thoughts..bless them.

I will advise Vincent of the Dio curse. For his pud will not cast a shadow for 125 years.

[lerxstcat]

Thanks, guys. Andrea was just an awesome lady. The coroner says she died of smoke inhalation in her bed.

She had a water skiing accident 8 years ago and had significant brain damage, including the loss of her sense of smell. That's probably a blessing because it looks like she never realized and the smoke just put her into a deeper sleep, then killed her, before the flames got to her.

Her dad had to ID her and he told my friend she was burnt almost beyond recognition. I can't imagine what that moment was like for him. But at last we can take the coroner's report to mean that she didn't suffer. It would be a lot worse to think if she'd woken up and tried to get out, then died knowing what was happening.

It's weird, but it is some comfort to believe that she didn't go through that at least.

God rest your soul, Andrea. You were much beloved and always will be.

[horns666]

Sigh..tragic..that just made things even more sad. I'm not being selfish, but I'm trying to be "upbeat" as humanly possible..which takes more effort and meds than you can imagine.

Take care Rich, give them my regaurds..I hate even thinking about it. I've seen so much bad in my life. Now I'm going through terrible times with my wife that just seems so unfair..but I must cope and deal with it. I have no choice. These are the cards I'm delt with. I don't want to think about it. Just for one day..possibly this weekned.

Take care man..I know she was an awesome person. Your word is all I ever need bro.

[lerxstcat]

Thanks Bill, and you're not selfish at all, man. You're very selfLESS to the people you care about. I pray for you and yours daily, for a good outcome for your medical conditions and Val's. Good people deserve good vibes, and you and Val are lucky to have each other. Lucky to have Vinny too even if he runs interference on you getting your noodle wet. Once he gets HIS wet all will be clear to him - make sure he's got lotsa condoms though or it'll be Gramps Z. Bub for you!

[horns666]

Thanks man, Oh man..I am not looking fowrad in crossing that bridge with Vinny. Yes, I will have many talks with him. I'm actually starting now..this is coming soon (bad pun). I just want to see him have his shit together before making me a grandpa. I will tell him about the joys of the other two inputs..the main input will always be there. If you find someone who likes to idulge in the other two inputs..that's a very beautiful thing. OMG..I'm actually going to tell him this crap soon..but someone has to. My dad didn't tell me, and I was lucky..very lucky..I thought I had several close calls when I was young..but I had my quick draw withdraw down!!!

I'm the fastest Pud in the west...ummm North East.

[lerxstcat]

Actually, in a Catholic school he will find girls receptive to the idea of the other inputs, for to a Catholic schoolgirl as long as the vagina has not been plunged, she's still a virgin.

You know how legalistic Catholics are about things. The girls might balk at the butthole, but they'll do oral and handjobs pretty readily because they can tell themselves it's not really sex. Tell him to shoot for the tramp stamp too! All safe alternatives. But he better have condoms just in case, because if she gives HIM oral she's gonna want it too... and when he catches that smell he'll hit the fuggin' ROOF!

Love is a many-splendored, sticky and stinky thang....

[Endrik]

man I feel abused... Al Di Meola kicked my ass so hard tonight that I'm going to cry.... jeez... now that's a fucking guitar player

[horns666]

Rich..I think you sumed up catholic girls pretty damn nicely! Good times..That was fun for us..back then. Different world now..now everyone wants a report and shit..wow.

E ..Al Di Meola , yeah he'll do that. I had some of his stuff on vinyl. I dumped all my records. I have to get some of those again on cd. He's fuggin' amazing. Never enough mention of him.

I should ressurect that youtube thread with him!!!

[ABSOLUT CHARVEL]

i was watching TV for a little bit, and came across Meet the Kardashians. I was too lazy to reach for the clicker because the show was mind numbing .... Butt, then it hit me. Somethings were born to paint

[shobet]

You don't want to paint those you want to strip 'em back to their natural finish. Only then should you attempt to redecorate in a tasteful cream
Making sure you get rid of all hairs as not to leave them in the finish.

[horns666]

Oh yeah!!!

If I was Bruce Jenner I would eat my wheaties and fuck all the Kardashians..you know he wants to!!!

Especially that one with the ass. That ass is what put them on the map. That ass is why they have a fuggin' show. Some say that as is fake..that there is implants..I don't know. I would love to give it a examine it for a few days..but would that be cheating on the wife. probably.. sure. She may be ok with it if I threw her money..that could work.

Something were born to eat too!!! Our old freind Jimmy B..he hates when I talk about ass eatin'..but I think he would eat that ass..especially if she threw money at him..that could work.

[ABSOLUT CHARVEL]

i know there is a thing called carbon foot print that we all leave, but is there a Carbon Ass Print? That ass alone maybe why the ice cap is melting..