"Casa del Fuggem" Part 2 of The Legacy

[GodOfRhythm]

I love being really drunk, you can go for hoooooooooooooooursssssssssss.

[ABSOLUT CHARVEL]

I love being really drunk, you can go for hoooooooooooooooursssssssssss.

Not me, I just end up having to piss too often.

[SEEGERMANY]

I love being really drunk, you can go for hoooooooooooooooursssssssssss.

At fifty, the only thing I can do for hours is play golf and fish.

[Bengal]

To get your ass off the hook for "quick firing," dive head first and grab the little man in the boat and start sucking on that "fella" till momma's back starts to arch. Then STOP! Glance up at her as she's catching her breath and then repeat the maneuver until she begs for a full frontal assault! Trust me, she won't give a rat's ass if you blow your goo in a totally different time zone!

Very funny post with good information. What do you suggest for the guy who doesn't really care to be down there anymore?

[SEEGERMANY]

Very funny post with good information. What do you suggest for the guy who doesn't really care to be down there anymore?

Well, you can always practice "hall sex." That's when you pass each other in the hall and say "fuck you!"

[SEEGERMANY]

Very funny post with good information. What do you suggest for the guy who doesn't really care to be down there anymore?

Call Bill!

[Bengal]

Well, you can always practice "hall sex." That's when you pass each other in the hall and say "fuck you!"

See! I knew we were still "having sex".

[SEEGERMANY]

"honey, I'd like to introduce you to someone"

[horns666]

umm.. that sounds kind of selfish of you Bill short sheeting the wife with your lighting rounds you shoot off .... Do what i do. send her to the bedroom and crank up the vibrator to get started without you and to call out when it's hot to go. in the mean time while she is buzzzing away, surf some porn, make a sandwich, take a dump, etc.. All timing... Then you both can roll over and fall asleep at the same time!

Dude that's like our fuggin' ritual to the T. She doesn't want the O everytime. I leave that to her. Hey, she knows when she wants it, then gets it. As soon as he gets hers I'll get mine and I make it quick! Whenever I want it these days means I just need the relief.

I'm curtious, I always offer shit. I leave it to her. I don't care, I just wanna shoot the sherbert. We've been together almost 25 years..she don't want to be banged all fuggin' day..just get it done! That's what she wants, that's what I want..that's what we do..

We got it down to the bare minimums ...that alone is a fine tuned science!

[horns666]

I love being really drunk, you can go for hoooooooooooooooursssssssssss.

The only thing I wanna do for hours is sleep!!!

Her favorite stuff isn't sexual. I have to tickle her back with this pointy thing, a foot rub, and she likes her long hair stroked. She prefers that over sex most of the time..that shit gives her the shivers. Whenever she wants to get off, she'll ask me if we're gonna do anything..that's her cue.

Its a beautiful thing man..sex without any pressure at all. and certainly no need for viagra..that's the last thing I fuggin' need.

I'd take a viagra so I could jerk off to porn..

[horns666]

Bengal, please elaborate why you don't care for going downtown. Is it boredom, takes too long, or lock jaw. I don't go down that often these days. I'll offer knowing she'll say no most of the time..hehe. I don't have a prob when she wants that. Sometimes it takes her a while tho, and that kinda hurts my fuggin' neck..but that isn't often.

[drockilles]

Neck pain = let her ride your face. Not for everyone I guess, I quite enjoy going downtown. Kinda like the Cannibal Corpse song, I'm "addicted to vaginal skin". I do hate the underside of my tongue getting all damn raw from rubbing against my teeth though. That shit sucks.

[Endrik]

I go down only if it's nice and tight and nothing is hanging out, I'm picky

[shobet]

Eating the holiest of holies on a past GF I discovered what seemed to be a very small hand rolled cigarette between her flaps. All I can think of is a piece of bum paper stuck there and with the walking made a nice little cigar shape. I can't say it did much for me and I drove her to lesbianism soon after. Oh happy days!

And no I didn't smoke it.

[Bengal]

Bengal, please elaborate why you don't care for going downtown. Is it boredom, takes too long, or lock jaw. I don't go down that often these days. I'll offer knowing she'll say no most of the time..hehe. I don't have a prob when she wants that. Sometimes it takes her a while tho, and that kinda hurts my fuggin' neck..but that isn't often.

Good question. I'm not sure. When I was younger and drank more, I'd go down on that shit til the cows came home. But now, I guess I'm older and it's just too much work. I still do it, don't get me wrong, but not as often as I use to. And not as long as I use to as well.

shobet,
That story is disgusting. And further proof that it's not always wise to stick your face where she pees, seeing as chicks use TP for that.