"Casa del Fuggem" Part 2 of The Legacy

[ABSOLUT CHARVEL]

Jesus Christ! Im not worthy, Im not worthy!

Long live the King!

please dont post a pic like that again and i will never question your title .... please

[VitaminG]

ah, the Scottish are a beatiful people....

[bibz]

JB hifi G, just gotta get there on the right day. I paid $25 or so for the praises to the war machine ltd ver.

and as a healthy 26y.o. male, I'll leave the wangtalk to you old fuggers

[VitaminG]

[Endrik]

I enjoy long fucks and my steel hard cock (it's true... ask the strippers in Hollywood )
I hope it never wears out.... I have a lot of potential... I started having wood when I was 3... I hope I'll die with a wood.

[horns666]

I'm not ignoring you..you sick bastids. I would personally dry hump any of you in publice..that's how much I care!

Sidetracked with life at home for the moment. I will give each of you my undivided attention upon my return. Have fun..The Casa Del Fuggems..is for ALL our brothers/sisters to enjoy. So go nuts...literally. Give this place a fuggin' teabaggin'..if you're a girl..well, strap one on!!!

I'll be back!

[Jack The Riffer]

GREATEST DISTANCE ATTAINED FOR A JET OF SEMEN

Horst Schultz achieved 18 ft 9 in with a 'substantial' amount of seminal fluid. He also hold the records for the greatest height (12 ft 4in) and the greatest speed of ejaculation, or muzzle velocity, with 42.7mph

[El_Kabong]

Dear Bill,

Do you advocate shaving your tea bag? I personally think the old scrote looks better this way. What are your sage thoughts on this matter?

Signed,
Kojak's sack

[VitaminG]

oh, don't get Bill started on that! "Nick the Seam" isn't the name of a gangster from Chicago

[bibz]

and Taintscrape isnt the name of a metal band I just made up

[ABSOLUT CHARVEL]

if you do a Search function, i'm sure you will find Bill's has addressed this topic many, many times.

[horns666]

GREATEST DISTANCE ATTAINED FOR A JET OF SEMEN

Horst Schultz achieved 18 ft 9 in with a 'substantial' amount of seminal fluid. He also hold the records for the greatest height (12 ft 4in) and the greatest speed of ejaculation, or muzzle velocity, with 42.7mph

That is amazing. Something I've been striving for most of my life. But my old pud seems to dribble more that spurt. Once in a while it'll surprise me. One time my wife was servicing me while I was sitting on the edge of our couch. I shot my goo and we couldn't locate where it went. We were looking all over for my goo..like kids trying to find eggs on Easter morn. So we just gave up looking and out the TV on..and there it was dripping down the screen. I grabbed the measuring tape and it was just over 9 feet from where I was sitting. Man, was I proud!

I haven't found the secret for making it squirt..I think if you slam it harder it'll go farther.

In 1992 I discovered my pud look better and bigger when I shaved it. I've been shaving my beanbag ever since. In early 1992 I became a cop. While various veteran police officers were training me I discover that none of them considered shaving their balls. So, I illustrated very detailed drawings of before and after pictures of the same exact penis with and without grooming. MANY of these pics were copied and posted on several memo boards at the district. In fact, even our comammnder recieved a copy. Most of the guys rolled theur eyes and said I was just being dumb at the time. But soon afterwards they began to secretly thank me..because they did it and their wives/women loved it. I got the entire police department to shave their fuggin' balls. Same thing happened when I shaved my head in '97. Sure they all laughed their asses off at first. But gradually..within that year half the department were fuggin' cueballs..See, that's what I do.

[horns666]

Well I'm high and actually wasted a good story on Ted Kennedy's thread...something Ted prolly would do if he were here...

So here's one for the Bill Z Bub archives!!..

Let me tell you a TRUE story!!!

Once upon a time I took this much older girl to the drive in movies to fuck her. Well, everything seemed like a green light..her tits were out floppin' about, and my pud was doin' the same. BUT, she didn't want to blow me..nor fuck!. So, I'm trying everything I could to get my rocks off. I'm humping air, her flopping tits, her leg, her ass with her jeans still on (ouch). So now she's jerkin' my gerkin..without, lotions, creams , spit, or nuthin'. To make things even worse, she wasn't even jerkin' it..just holding it. She looked like the statue of liberty with the fuggin' torch. So, this goes on during the entire night. My pud was chapped, burning from her sweaty hands with the kung fu grip. I couldn't take no more..so I mounted her chest and and fucked her fuggin' hand..then Boooooooooooooooooom. My pud goes off like a 12 ball roman candle..ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh.. Now I'm blowin' chum all over the place. Then she's screaming bloody murder because I shot her in the eye. Now I feel bad. She rubbed it in all in her eye and her mascara is smudged. Then her eye starts burning, and she's rubbinbg the shit out of it. So, I took her home and she went to kiss me goodnight with her eye all closed up. I broke out in laughter..I couldn't help it. She got really mad and slammed my door.

Here's the worst part. Unbeknownst to me, my wife and her worked together years later. My wife talked about me like wives do. When she saw a pic of me. She freaks and says "That's your Bill???!!" ..Then told my wife everything! My wife comes home all pissed off!! I said "WTF are you mad about..you're not the one with the raw dick and didn't even fuck". She wasn't mad anymore..but they didn't talk anymore either..

A moment in the life of me..

Have a great weekend guys!!!

Have fun but BE CAREFUL!!

[horns666]

Ron's new sig!

Ron,

Waive your douchebag high, like a victory flag. Then shout at the top of your lungs.."I'm me and not you..I smell like sunny morning dew"!!!!

Love,

Rev. B Fuggums.

it's lovely..I think!

[SEEGERMANY]

Here's a pic of Bill before marriage and prior to shaving his head.