"Casa del Fuggem" Part 2 of The Legacy

[ABSOLUT CHARVEL]

shooting goo at the wife for 30 minutes may not be legal and concidered torture because it becomes a variation of Water Boarding...

[horns666]

shooting goo at the wife for 30 minutes may not be legal and concidered torture because it becomes a variation of Water Boarding...

...Yeah right!!

I think that's in the Geneva Convention.

I will get back with you guys. I will will have tales to tell, unholy tales, stinky tales..y'know..my usual.

It my nephew's birthday party..he's 7..but looks like 4. I think he's gonna be like a Gary Coleman.

[atomic charvel guy]

It's the 4th of July and people are blowing fireworks already.
I'm gonna cook some spaghetti and then I'm gonna have Jeanette cook my cock-lol, fukk I can't sleep more than 2 hours a night so why not.
i was munching 6 bars a day Billy, it's taking a long time to get the groove back, my sleeping patterns are non existent, that comes with a little help from the magic D , and combined it makes for a horrible way to feel for about 30-40 days if you're going to do the sick thing and stop everything immediately which I've found out is suicide.
take yourself down nice and slow, I had no choice on this one. Wish I could bag the Marlboro Red Soft packs but 3 of my fingers are actually cigarettes so i'll jump off that bridge later on, they're all I got left.
Attn.- It's the 4th, don't blow any fingers off you won't be able to play as well without them. Ok, time light a quarter stick-lol

[horns666]

Multiple choice:

1) A transvestite story from your law enforcement days

-or-

2) A groupie story from the VH cover band

Well, there's a few TV stories ..nuthin' really amazing actually. I frequently had to get this guy out of the womans bathroom. He was just mental. He just liked wearing womans clothes..but he didn't seem to want to be a woman or say he was. He was a giant dude too..and violent..that bastid. I couldn't talk to him "nice"..so we had to dance a couple times.

I have SEVERAL VH trib groupe stories. I actually have a good one on film. My wife was at that gig, but she gotta kick out of it. Some girl came up and took her panties off while I was playing Atomic Punk. I wasn't sure what she was doing and then she tried to put her panties on me..I ran away..or tried to...my wife was there!!! THAT opened the floodgates...by the end of the night I had about 6 panties on me..I have it on DVD!!:ROTF: I was sooooooooooooo fuggin' wasted..bombed on JD and Jager.

That brings me to another memory. A friend kept pouring shots of jager down me..I had alot! Halfway thru the set I felt like I was gonna hurl. She brought me another shot while I was playing and I was saying to her "No thanks..I had enough..I'm gonna hurl". Then a girl standing next to her told me if I wanted to..puke in her hands. She cupped her hands and held them up to me..I just looked at her like this ..and said No, but thanks anyway.

I swear, people got really fucked up at our shows BIG TIME. The bar owners always tipped us on top of what we were paid because they always had a good night when we were there. We their hiouse band..good biz I guess.

Oh, one time this chick took a cab and she was already wasted during our sound check. She was wearing spike heals and assless leather pants. Anywhoo she was talking with me..trying to anyway. Then she put on a strip show for us in the dressing room. She was NUTS..but hey..WTF..not bad! So she offered to take care of me and my drummer..my guitarist and singer left the fuggin' room. When I nicely declined, she went berzerk and screamed "You're fucking playing me!!!" and chased me out of that room..she chased me all around the bar. I was screaming .."security...security". Yeah, I know I'm a cop..but I always kept those two things seperate. I didn't want anyone to know to avoid getting involved with drunken brawls and drama. The band was a FUN thing, not "work". Anyways, my silly buddy..I mean SILLY volunteered to take her home. He just wanted to get laid..he'd fuck ANYTHING that moved and did. I was worried about him and tried to advise him that she was trouble, but he had that poon tunnelvision. So he took her home. I couldn't wait to hear what happened or if he was okay. He wasn't! His story was one of the funniest stories I've ever heard in my life..you really had to be there!!!

His story..

They arrived at his place and she immediately took her clothes off, 'cept the knee high boots. She sprawled on her chair fingering herself. They continued to smoke and drink..getting more fucked up. She wanted to listen to music. He turned on the stereo and Motely Crue happened to be on..she screamed .."Motely Crue..Motley Cruuuuue!!!"...and strated to do like an erotic dance. After the song she sat back down and started with the fingers again..so, he kneeled down and ate the bitch. When he tried to mount her she said "get off me you dick!!!" and kicked him with the pointy boots she still had on. It REALLY gouged him good..from his belly to his upper chest. He grabbed her legs so she wouldn't do it again and felt like punching her because of the intense pain. He told her to get the fuck out but it was pouring rain. Then she immediately apologized and said she would fuck him..but he wa still in alot of pain and bleeding a bit. So he tried to shake off his anger/pain and mounted her agin but he couldn't get it up now..she kept calling him names and shit like "what's the matter are you a fag".."you're pathetic".."WTF is the matter with you?"..nice things. Obviously this didn't help. She wouldn't blow him. There he was with a springy semi..at best. He tuned her out and was able to get it barely goin' and blew his chum in 30 seconds. Then a second barrage of compliments ensued.:ROTF: So, she spends the night and they pass out. In the morning she looks like a wreck, but now she's not beligerent and blows him , they do it and everything is going better for my pal Jerome. So now like a gentlmen he wants to take her to breakfast. He's a nice guy but sharp as a bowling ball. She's wearing that leather shit with her ass out...they go to Denny's. Of course everyone is looking at them. Then she mentioned that she broke her favorite dildo..so he takes her to buy a new one. There's an adult toy store just down the street. On the way home (1 1/2 hour ride) she decides she wants to play with the new dildo..and does. But she can't get off, so she tells him to jab his finger up her ass..while he's driving. So, he does... This is a work van..she got her feet up on the dash, spreading wide open, with the dong goin' with his finger up her ass pipe...and he driving!

The funny part..the best part is when he was telling me this story. I asked to see his injury fron her boot and he pulled up his T shirt. Holy shit..Wowwee.

It was a EXTREMELY raised red welt that started from his belly..all the way across his chest and up to his neck..:ROTF: :ROTF:

I completely lost it when I saw it after he told me that story. Man, I KNEW she was going to be drama!!

BTW..he didn't want to finger her ass while he was driving. She kept demanding him to..so he did to shut her up..and so she could cum..which took most of the trip. Trucks were driving by, slowing down looking at him with their tongues out and laughing..he's such a fuggin' dick!

Dennys!!!

[horns666]

Tommy..yes, I know you have to ween yourself off that stuff. I take 3-4 xannys a day. There was a guy that died in police custody ..he was Lavert jr. His father was in The Ohio Players...y'know that 70's song "Love train". He said he needed his meds and they were xannys. Dude SIX bars is 12 mgs right? That's ALOT. I have the 1 mg blue ones. But I take that along with my other pain meds..Vicodin, soma..ect. I keep myself in check because of my family. I gotta hang around for them. I gotta be honest I like being NUMB, and have a high tolerance to Vics. That is coming to a stop anyway. I'm going to deal with more discomfort and pain. Pain is a real bitch Y'know..it really fucks up my mood..that's why the xannys. The docs know exactly what I take..they did cut me down from what I used to take. I'm going to cut back even more.

I have ALOT I should be happy about..I have so much. But its really hard to enjoy and appreciate things when you're in constant pain. I may as well try to grab all the life I can and enjoy it. I keep telling myself that..but its hard getting into that mindset. Because of the fuggin' pain..I'm tellin' ya, its my personal hell.

Pain is a real muthafuggah!!

Tommy, You have a GREAT 4th bro!!! I hope all of you have a nice 4th of July. I'm staying home. We're just treating it like any other Friday. Grab a movie and some Chinese takeout..and that's good with me. Pico is still hang' on..he's not in constant pain yet. But this can be any day now..I'm not looking forward to that. He doesn't want to be left alone for a second. He actually panics when you go in another room..so one of us is always with him.

I just wanna shoot off my 2 ball roman candle for the 4th..and I'm good!

[VitaminG]

hilarious story, Bill!

so, new Jorn? NEW new Jorn, or just new to you?

[horns666]

Gary!!!

Street Date: June 2008

JORN

"Lonely are the brave!!!"





The golden-voiced Jorn returns with another fine album of classic melodic heavy metal. With their roots in bands like Black Sabbath, Rainbow and Whitesnake, Jorn and band summon up an incredible collection of original tracks that can stand strongly next to the old masters.01. Lonely Are The Brave
02. Night City
03. War Of The World
04. Shadow People
05. Soul Of The Wind
06. Man Of The Dark
07. Promises
08. The Inner Road
09. Hellfire

[horns666]

Here Gary, the new songs are posted on youtube. I'm listening to them for the first time myself! http://youtube.com/watch?v=nvK7OdHFFH8

[horns666]

My kid wants to watch fuggin' Scarface tonight. That is a loooooong movie and I've seen it so many times...and I can do a pretty good Tony Montana..

Well, I think we'll just watch this version instead..Scarface in under two minutes!!http://youtube.com/watch?v=aZWZXnnyIqA

[Ben...]

My kid wants to watch fuggin' Scarface tonight. That is a loooooong movie and I've seen it so many times...and I can do a pretty good Tony Montana..

Well, I think we'll just watch this version instead..Scarface in under two minutes!!http://youtube.com/watch?v=aZWZXnnyIqA

That short version sums up the movie pretty well.:ROTF:

[horns666]

That short version sums up the movie pretty well.:ROTF:

Yeah Right?!

No need to watch that movie now..that's it!

That actually sounds like a minute and a half at my house..on any givin' day!!

[Jack The Riffer]

I remember going to see Scarface in the theater. We went like 5 times to see that movie.

[atomic charvel guy]

i watched it yesterday.

[Jack The Riffer]

There honestly was nobody else that could play that part better than Al Pacino.

[Ben...]

Well good work guys! Now you made me want to go watch Scarface again.