"Casa del Fuggem" Part 2 of The Legacy

[Cleveland Metal]

I see the special olympics on the JCF everytime I come here....

[Jack The Riffer]

How many handicapped parking spaces do they have at the special Olympics?

[Cleveland Metal]

All of them.....

[lerxstcat]

Ahhh Jack..Yes, Becky Lawson! She was a horny red haired gingertwat that I fucked for awhile..nice HARD natural C-Cup tittays...NICE!...NICE!!!

She was LOUD..the loudest I've ever had..that was encouraging. Its like you're really doin' somethin' special. Well, anywhoo..I remember she always used to tell me to stay still..that's hard when ya wanna go. Well, I would lay there still and she would contract those muscles and wow..I mean wow..NICE!...NICE!!!

I actually got my ass beat over her...one of the very rare occassions. She lied to me..she told me her old boyfriend was in the military and they broken up. So one day I'm fuggin' her in my van while we were on break at work. I had black tinted windows..but she was LOUD! All of a sudden there was banging on my van. I looked up and there was this big angry dude with his face against the windows trying to look in. I pulled up my pants and snuck out the passenger door. As he came around the front of the van I clocked him with a good one..baddadbing!!! It didn't do anything but piss him off..so I started to run serpentine, all zig zag back to the store with him in pusuit. I almost made it..those damn automatic doors to supermarkets were so fuggin' slow. He caught and tackled me right in the store and pounded on me in front of my boss and everyone...it didn't hurt tho..actually, I didn't feel a thing..but I heard her screaming "Stop, leave him alone". Well, what was I to do. As he was walking away I said "Fuck you, I'll kick your ass!!"..Funny thing was I didn't have a mark on me but I guess I really blackened his eye. People that knew him said "Dude, you really kicked his ass" because they saw his eye. I stated.."Well, of course I did" . He made her quit there and I never saw here again..she was a liar anyways..so fuggums. Then I met Val..who was MUCH cuter..so I married her..and she's still here..ain't that sumthin'. Val was a virgin..my first one...and I really liked that!

But I'll always remember that vice-grip twat!!!


*Fuck the orange juice Jack. Have her sqeeze your lemon until the juice runs down your leg..and play that Led Zep song too..that'll be perfect!!!:ROTF:

The moral of this story is, when you're fucking in your van and her ex-bf comes knocking, bring your tire iron with you when you get out to confront him!

[horns666]

Watched the girls gymnastics. Its confirmed, I'm still a perv! I guess it all depends what time it is..maybe there was a full moon or some shit. I kept my wife up late last night..I had to.

Today..I can't poop. Not at all..I mean nothing but air. It feels like the head is right there too. Constipation will be the end of me!!! I would NOT wanna be there when they cremate me..ummm..does poop burn? It would be bad if Val got a big ol' urn of poop! .."Hey, there's corn in these ashes!!!!"

OK, this is like the 6th time now...wish me luck!!!

[Ben...]

Yikes! Good luck Bill! I too had that problem on the weekend. I felt like I had to Friday night but I couldn't until Sunday. I was sitting there watching T.V downstairs then suddenly I felt a rumble. I ran as fast as I could to the bathroom, saw there was no T.P, yelled "Oh Crap!", booted it upstairs just in the nick of time. Needless to say, nuclear bombs had nothing on that. I've been feeling sick ever since. I have literally no appetite(hopefully I'm not manorexic or something).

Edit: at least you were watching girl's gymnastics. When one of my girl buddies was over last week, we were watching the Olympics, when all of a sudden MEN'S gymnastics came on. We actually watched it too. It wasn't that bad, those guys are insane. I still firmly believe that guys should not be able to bend like some of those guys were bending and my friend agreed.

[horns666]

Fuck yeah...I pooped!!!

You know your gettin' old as fuck ..when THAT makes you happy!!!

Oh, I wrote a new ditty with my kid..I like it! But who cares because it'll prollly never go anywhere..like the rest. I still like playing/writing tho. This was kinda odd. I actually had this riff in my head for the last week or so. I just plugged in and played it. I usually just play aimlessly until something happends..not this time. Actually I thought the new riff would be more difficult to play than it was..weird.

[Ben...]

Go Bill!!!!!:ROTF::ROTF:

[horns666]

Thanks Ben!!! So, this was your doin'..wishin' luck and all..really pushin' for me..or pullin'!!!

Nice!!! Most guys here prolly wished I still was full of shit..

wait..did I say "was"..silly me!!

[horns666]

Oh..I HATE when my fuggin' kid uses all the TP and doesn't it put a new roll in..or just shove one in the fuggin' bathroom..or its vacinity!!!

Godammit...I bought two new American Standard toliets. The high boy muthafuggas. The downstairs one is flushing all on its own. I can hear my money just flush ..flush...flushin' down the drain!!! Its prolly just a simple adjustment...I'll google it!!

..watch me fuck it up more..

[SEEGERMANY]

You know your gettin' old as fuck ..when THAT makes you happy!!!

Welcome to my world! Back in the 1970's, I had a boss who was in his late 50's. He once told me that a good shit was better than sex. I used to think that was a weird thing to say, but I can damn sure relate.

[Ben...]

:ROTF::ROTF::ROTF:This is great!:ROTF::ROTF::ROTF:

[horns666]

Absolutely SG!!! Well, you don't wanna do ANTHING while bloated and engorged with five pounds of poop in ya...especially fuck around. Well, Shob might...he's a sick bastid.

Yep..constipation can ruin your fuggin' day..or week. Its the pain killers that fuck me up. So I drink lots of water and I try to eat raisin bran everday. But I stuffed myself with ALOT of chicken parmesian last night..that'll do it!!

Wow, I'm playin' my Wolfgang...this thing gives me much more midrange cut with my Uber..in a good way! Too bad its much too nice to be my main player. I never play it..so the thing is perfect! Its the best sounding guitar I've ever owned or played..I think! I'm reminded why I bought it instantly! It makes sense I guess..they tweaked this guitar to the 5150..then re-tweaked after the Music Mans.

BTW ..I love the tone of the 5150III on the last Testament album. It doesn't floor me whenever I play one...they're OK. Besides, Andy Sneap produced the fucker..he can make a wet fart sound awesome!!

[horns666]

Hey Ben...did ya ever pick up HEED!!??

You'd like that!!

[Ben...]

No I didn't. I will start researching right now. Thanks Bill.

Edit; Daniel Heiman!!!! Yesss!!!! As soon as I saw his shiny head i knew it was awesome!