"Casa del Fuggem" Part 2 of The Legacy

[SEEGERMANY]

It would be cool if my wife could do it..but no.

I have a solution. Just have a microphone built that looks just like your "hammer of the gods" and tell your wife to sing with it partially down her throat. Death metal gurgling at its best!

[atomic charvel guy]

Hay-Lo everyone. I miss you kookbats. i'm just staring adversity in the eye and beating it back with a big stick. 4 months now for me, no wonder we're in a recession/depression-lol I'll hopefully be back soon.

[Jack The Riffer]

Hey Tommy, great to see you bro....4 months, that's awesome. Congrats!!!

[åron]

Hey Tommy, good to hear from you doing well. Keep it up!!

That woman has some long fingernails!- freaky scary buckethead nubs! Nice stems though...

[Jack The Riffer]

Dear Dr. Bill,

I have a new girlfriend that really likes to give head. She seems to like giving it most when my favorite TV shows come on. Should I get Tivo?

Thanks,
Protein Provider to the malnourished women

[Ben...]

That's terrible...

:ROTF::ROTF:

[horns666]

Dear Dr. Bill,

I have a new girlfriend that really likes to give head. She seems to like giving it most when my favorite TV shows come on. Should I get Tivo?

Thanks,
Protein Provider to the malnourished women

No, No way Jack.. never invest in any extra spendatures for the beej!!

The beej is best in its natural habbitat. During your favorite show, while eating Doritos, and drinking your favorite beverage. I sip on iced tea myself. I do this while watching Southpark, and maybe hittin' the bong. Sure, I'll laugh at Cartmen or Butters ..but that makes it even better. My wife HATES when I laugh during the beej. What she doesn't know and never seems to understand. I didn't lose wood because of the fuggin' program..I'm lost wood because she stopped suggin' my dick ..so she can yell at me...duh...ahhhh...duhhh..duhhhhh ..duh!

Sorry I haven't been around much..I've been helping my son with shitloads of homework. It's his 14th birthday today. It was the beginning of the end for me at his age..Van Halen..Pussy..Guitar..Pussy OMG..yeesh!!!

Tommy..get your ass back in here!!!

I gotta crazy fuggin' story for you guys. I didn't wanna say it because you' think I'm nuts..too late for that!!

So, I'll be back to talk about that one..

[Jayster]

HBD - to little horns !

[Ben...]

Homework has been brutal for me too. It's like all the teachers plan together when to have things due so they can have them all on the same week. It's freakin' ridiculous. This week alone I have two major tests; history(yay!) and biology(Boo!!!), a presentation on a bacteria-related illness(necrotizing fasciitis, woo!), a major history project that I have to work on for about two hours per night, along with my usual daily homework from math that takes around an hour. It's crazy because I had literally no homework the week before last and now I have 3-5 hours per night worth. Why can't they spread things out. I've had four major tests within two weeks. Can't they just give us a break?

[Ben...]

Crap!! I need a Halloween costume by Friday! I was invited to a party today(Everyone else was like 2 weeks ago). Any ideas anyone?

[VitaminG]

No, No way Jack.. never invest in any extra spendatures for the beej!!

The beej is best in its natural habbitat. During your favorite show, while eating Doritos, and drinking your favorite beverage. I sip on iced tea myself. I do this while watching Southpark, and maybe hittin' the bong. Sure, I'll laugh at Cartmen or Butters ..but that makes it even better. My wife HATES when I laugh during the beej. What she doesn't know and never seems to understand. I didn't lose wood because of the fuggin' program..I'm lost wood because she stopped suggin' my dick ..so she can yell at me...duh...ahhhh...duhhh..duhhhhh ..duh!

have you seen Forgetting Sarah Marshall? I laughed long and hard during that one.

"Dwayne the Bartender: He turned down a blow job from his ex-girlfriend... mid-blowjob. You know how hard that is for a man? It's called blue balls. He's like Gandhi! But better - he likes puppets!"

[CharvelRocker]

Bill, you may not be a baseball fan but man I need to vent. The MLB's running of this WS has been a debacle. It has been all about the money; 8:30 start times, starting game 3 at 10pm, and now this fiasco which should have been called after the 5th inning. If the Phils when, they will have fought for it.

Ben, I go to cyberschool. so technically its all homework. but then again it really isn't. Work for maybe 8 hours a week on the pc, red for 4 or 5, piss around the rest. I have picked up some bad habits. I grip a pencil like I am trying to kill it, and wake up around 11pm. but man, it is the GOOD life. When you're in a funk, you can just og play guitar and have a blast and come back and work. Don't feel will? No need to Ferris Bueller it, just stay in bed and listen to music all day.

Also, glad to hear your wife is doing well. I remember my 14th bday as well (16 now...) I think I uh... I'll get back to you on that Got an Xbox as a gift, passing over a guitar. That said, 2 months later I bought a Charvel, and have been a gear whore since... I think you said he has a Spider III amp? Maybe an upgrade there would be cool, to something tube.

EDIT: Btw, I gave someone some advice about a VH tone, withotu giving up some of my secrets....

"VHI was mildy distorted imo... it has a lot to do with his heavy picking technique and dark guitar sound that make it sound heavy. A very general range I go is 8 Bass, 10 Mids/Treble, 7 Presence, 5 reverb and go from their to suit the amp and gear. Sometimes I get around 6 bass, 8 mids, 9 treble, 8 presence, and 4 reverb, but that again is very general and only something to work from based on the amp.

You may want to cut back the mids depending on the pickup in question. the key is to get really clear and clean highs, while keeping enough mids for cut and bass to get a chunk when you palm mute, all while keeping just enough distortion to get nice sustain and definition out of the notes. Finally, you may want to try holding the pick with your middle finger rather then index like Eddie, as it makes tapping runs easier and gives the sound a nice solid pop to it."

Mids are a touchy issue with VH that comes down a lot to the amp. It's hard to get the sag from a variac with them, but it looses a lot of definition if you cut them.

[Jack The Riffer]

Dear Dr. Bill,

When a woman is slobbering all over your nads while stroking your pole with her hand is it considered a handjob, a blowjob or an enhanced hand job? I would imagine it doesn't really matter what to call it as long as she swallows the goo.

Sincerely,
Curious George the Monkey Spanker

[horns666]

Wassup fellow curksockers??!!

Yes, I had to prepare for another hearing for my wife. They keep resisting, and keep dragging their feet. So, I represented her and testified yesterday. Today my attorney advised me that EVERYTHING is allowed, and that the insurance company exhausted any chances of appeal without going to court. Which I stated I'm more than happy to do. Honestly guys, I really people nervous at hearings like this. There is an art to it, that I've refined over the years in my dealings with all walks of life. The guys who respresents the insurance company stated his appeal while looking down, as if just going' through the motions. I was sitting next to him as he was talking. Then the hearing officer allowed me to speak. At this time, I looked at that insurance rep in the eye, and said. "You look like a really decent guy and just doing you're job. But you conveyed to everyone in this room that you don't buy the words you're paid to read, and know in your heart she's an honest person that your company has neglected. Hopefully, you'll never need them yourself." He blushed and tried not to smile, but he did..and we all did. It chaged the entire tone of the meeting. To them people are just case numbers, next. case and so on .I made it VERY human, including to the opposition.

I alos helped my son with his 2500 word 2008 Presidential Election assignment. Whew , I'm glad that's over..man that was a pain in the fuggin' ass. But I helped get him through it. I may sounds like an A-hole here. But when it comes down to report writing..I truly kick ass. That's what I used to to all day, everday for years on end. Once spent my entire 8 hours shift on a hand wriiten 14 page Domestic Violence report, a real clusterfuck. So assisting my kid to write reports is not a problem but he's on his owm with Math.

BTW..He's on the honor role. All A's and two B+s..not too shabby. He's taking private High School enteance exams now and starts basketball this week. He has a talent show coming up and want to take his Jackson and Line 6. I'll help him hook it up..and watch him. Of course he'll be the only headbangin' crazy fuck at Our Lady of Angels...so w'ell get to scare some folks..cool!

I gotta get busy on that fuggin' metal thread. I must say this place is boring without my ass here. Fuck, I keep things current with "in the now" and "in the know" fuggin' shit. I leave for a week..nothing but 80's worship. Jeezuz fuggin' Christ with all this faggy ass, lame 80's bullshit worship. Like metal, guitar, shred never existed after 1992. I can see if we didn't have youtube, myspace and all that shit. There's no excuse other than laziness or just content staying ignorant. That's not's an insult! Ignorant means not knowing fucking shit. Seems like most people are just fine with that..I guess. I ceratainly wouldn't be happy with listening to the same shit over and over again for 30 fuggin' years. I mean isn't that fuggin' boring????????????????????????????????????!

[horns666]

Dear Dr. Bill,

When a woman is slobbering all over your nads while stroking your pole with her hand is it considered a handjob, a blowjob or an enhanced hand job? I would imagine it doesn't really matter what to call it as long as she swallows the goo.

Sincerely,
Curious George the Monkey Spanker

Now this pisses me off!! It is a pet peeve of mine. I wished girls would make of their fuggin' minds. Are you going to sugga dick or just fuggin' play with it. I don't mind them using a little hand action..but don't cheat and use mostly their hands and just dabble in lickin' the knob..goddammit!! Stop fuggin' around and swallow the sword..geez what the fuck??!! At least get three fuggin' inches in there. Don't tell me they can't suck at least half your stuff..that's lame. No, I wanna feel all mouth at the center of my shaft..or I'm not cummin'!!!

But, I do have a girth problem with my PP. My wife..well she's really tiny. So, picture a Chihuahau blowing a fuggin' Mastiff. She tries to stuff my apple-headed monster in there. After doing this for 25 years, she suffers from jaw displacement,..and her jaw cracks now. I didn't mean for my PP to give my wife jaw displacement..it just kinda happened! So, she needs to use the hands now and dabble with my knob..its very sad for both of us.