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  • #871
    I'm not exactly in the know in your wife's hearing (could you give me a bit of background info?) but it's good to hear that things are going well. Insurance companies are ruthless and I couldn't imagine working for one. How could you deal with the guilt for some of that stuff?

    I'm on honour roll too. All high 80's/low 90's for me. We had report cards delayed a week because the computer system shot itself in the foot.

    Make sure when Vinny does the talent show that he wears a shirt with:
    A: A pentagram
    B: An Upside down cross
    C: Something Else Satanic?
    or
    D: Something that is the precise opposite to what music he's playing. Ex: Bright colours and cheerful logos and whatnot on his shirt.



    Personally, I'd go with D. You get a truly great shock value if they really don't see it coming. It's like when people find out I listen to more extreme forms of metal. Most of them think I just listen to Joe Shmoe music that's popular around my school. Boy are they wrong.

    And yes, come back here more often, it's been slowing down a ton the last week or two.
    "Dear Dr. Bill,
    I work with a woman who is about 5 feet tall and weighs close to 450 pounds and has more facial hair than ZZ Top." - Jack The Riffer

    "OK, we can both have Ben..joint custody. I'll have him on the weekends. We could go out in my Cobra and give people the finger..weather permitting of course.." -Bill Z. Bub

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    • #872
      My wife hurt her back at work and they're playing games like a bunch of scared bitches. But you can NOT fuck the fucker..I do the fuggins'!

      Yes, this place has been pretty boring and lame. It literally looked like an old folks home..discussing things like which show is better.. "Murder she wrote" or "Mattlock". These viagra eatin' depends wearin', geritol poppin' muthafuggas..

      Yes, I took care of most of my biz at home. So I am back..bitches!

      ..and I'm feelin' mighty cocky!!!
      "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
      Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

      "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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      • #873
        I leave for a week, and JCF members are proclaiming their love for Coldplay..need I say more?

        A band that makes the worst Def Leppard sound like Venom!!!
        "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
        Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

        "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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        • #874
          It's madness!!

          Absolute madness!!!
          "Dear Dr. Bill,
          I work with a woman who is about 5 feet tall and weighs close to 450 pounds and has more facial hair than ZZ Top." - Jack The Riffer

          "OK, we can both have Ben..joint custody. I'll have him on the weekends. We could go out in my Cobra and give people the finger..weather permitting of course.." -Bill Z. Bub

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          • #875
            Dear Dr. Bill,

            My girlfriend is not into anal sex. She says that she would be too tense for either of us to enjoy it. Her nephew is getting out of prison next week. Would it be appropriate for me to ask her to ask her nephew for advice on how to just relax and take it in the ballon knot?

            Sincerely,
            Ass Man
            Don't forget the corn. It's nutritious, delicious, and ribbed for her pleasure.

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            • #876
              "I didn't mean for my PP to give my wife jaw displacement..it just kinda happened!"

              Priceless!
              "POOP"

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              • #877
                Originally posted by Jack The Riffer View Post
                Dear Dr. Bill,

                My girlfriend is not into anal sex. She says that she would be too tense for either of us to enjoy it. Her nephew is getting out of prison next week. Would it be appropriate for me to ask her to ask her nephew for advice on how to just relax and take it in the ballon knot?

                Sincerely,
                Ass Man
                True Story Jack..this one is from the heart. I wanna fuck my wife's ass soooooooooooo fuggin' bad!! I will be married for TWENTY ONE YEARS on the 14th!!!!

                No, I didn't hit the wrong emoticon, but one night in '92, I hit the wrong hole..hard!!! It slipped..and I gave my wife a hemroid that still rages on 'till this day. Especially if she eats popcorn.

                I didn't mean to give my wife a hemroid and jaw displacement..it just happened.

                I will go the rest of my life without butthole pleasures or deepthroat action. My innermost, coveted, sexual desires will go unindulged..THIS is hell!!!

                Brother Satan has a special place in Hell for me..a very moist and stinky place!!!

                HAIL SATAN!!!
                "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                • #878
                  Oh what timing! The wife and I were discussing my ongoing deprivation of butthole pleasures. Suddenly we saw this commercial for The Ashley Madison Agency. A site for discreet cheating. I explained that I will die sodomyless. I teared up a little bit..its so sad. So she gives her 100% consent to apply. I'll be honest about myself which is a shoe in for some azz. Well I don't want my shoe in there. But when I'm done, they'll have a size 11 poop chute!!!

                  Wish me luck guys..I'm goin' in.. http://www.ashleymadison.com/?utm_so...20081111112920
                  "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                  Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                  "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                  • #879
                    dammit, man. You displaced your wife's jaw - is it any wonder she doesn't want something of that sort of girth near her balloon knot?
                    Hail yesterday

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                    • #880
                      Originally posted by VitaminG View Post
                      dammit, man. You displaced your wife's jaw - is it any wonder she doesn't want something of that sort of girth near her balloon knot?
                      Its true G..I fucked her all up. Well, my pud did. I didn't do anything, I didn't even move. Her jaw's fucked up..her ass' is fucked up..especially after eatin' popcorn. My damn pud..my god forsaken pud!!!

                      I need someone like a Michelle Obama..she looks like she can take a phat ass log..or two. Just toss 'em in there...swish!

                      I gotta take a viagra first..or put a 20lb bag over that head!!
                      "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                      Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                      "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                      • #881
                        *Rob Halford runs in*

                        REEESSUUUUURRREEEECCCTTIIIOOONNN!

                        There you go, Bill. Now you can post any musings you may have.

                        They had a huge article on "Collegiate Renewal" again in the paper today. It helped reinforce my point that it's a bunch of crap. Even a few teachers interviewed for the article said it was dumb. How's Vinny's school going?
                        Last edited by Ben...; 12-07-2008, 12:50 AM.
                        "Dear Dr. Bill,
                        I work with a woman who is about 5 feet tall and weighs close to 450 pounds and has more facial hair than ZZ Top." - Jack The Riffer

                        "OK, we can both have Ben..joint custody. I'll have him on the weekends. We could go out in my Cobra and give people the finger..weather permitting of course.." -Bill Z. Bub

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                        • #882
                          Waaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!


                          Meeedly
                          Meeedly
                          Meeedly
                          Meeedly
                          Meeedly
                          Meeedly
                          Meeedly
                          Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!

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                          • #883
                            Originally posted by Cleveland Metal View Post
                            Waaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!


                            Meeedly
                            Meeedly
                            Meeedly
                            Meeedly
                            Meeedly
                            Meeedly
                            Meeedly
                            Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!
                            I do believe I out-thread-resurrected you. Sorry.

                            Your technique's much more sophisticated than mine though.
                            "Dear Dr. Bill,
                            I work with a woman who is about 5 feet tall and weighs close to 450 pounds and has more facial hair than ZZ Top." - Jack The Riffer

                            "OK, we can both have Ben..joint custody. I'll have him on the weekends. We could go out in my Cobra and give people the finger..weather permitting of course.." -Bill Z. Bub

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                            • #884
                              No, you said Halford... I merely responded... hehe...

                              Too much caffiene here... It's a mini snowstorm, so I stayed home to paint. Now, it isn't drying fast enough for a 3rd coat... Merlot (burgundy) over white primer sucks...

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                              • #885
                                Oh okay, that makes sense. It snowed a crapload here too last night.
                                "Dear Dr. Bill,
                                I work with a woman who is about 5 feet tall and weighs close to 450 pounds and has more facial hair than ZZ Top." - Jack The Riffer

                                "OK, we can both have Ben..joint custody. I'll have him on the weekends. We could go out in my Cobra and give people the finger..weather permitting of course.." -Bill Z. Bub

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