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Who needs a rooster in Huntington Beach when you have Tommy waking you up a couple hours before sunrise? 
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"here they come to snuff the rooster"-lolNot helping the situation since 1965!Comment
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Ron is the MAN!!!!Comment
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Hey guys, just checking in. Not much to report. Actually, I been helping my son with a ginormous research report called Metalution: The Evolution of Heavy Metal. I gotta tell ya, by the time I'm done with this fuggin' assignment..I'll be sick to death of heavy metal!!!
Happy Birthday Tommy!!!
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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I like this.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJI-o4xXSRg
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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That's pretty fkn good there!
Don't blame Congress or the President - blame yourselves. ~NewcComment
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That link got emailed to friends and family. Good stuff.Comment
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Dear Dr. Bill,
What kind of acknowledgment does a groundhog give to state it's seen it's shadow? Does it try to hump it??Don't forget the corn. It's nutritious, delicious, and ribbed for her pleasure.Comment
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I wanted to do something like that for a history project but my teacher said it was too hard.Originally posted by horns666 View PostHey guys, just checking in. Not much to report. Actually, I been helping my son with a ginormous research report called Metalution: The Evolution of Heavy Metal. I gotta tell ya, by the time I'm done with this fuggin' assignment..I'll be sick to death of heavy metal!!! "Dear Dr. Bill,
I work with a woman who is about 5 feet tall and weighs close to 450 pounds and has more facial hair than ZZ Top." - Jack The Riffer
"OK, we can both have Ben..joint custody. I'll have him on the weekends. We could go out in my Cobra and give people the finger..weather permitting of course.." -Bill Z. BubComment
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man I wish Bill would be doing The Aristocrats jokes for Vin's school assignment
I think Sweet William would pull 'em off real nicely... he has a way with words
"There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
"To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave FlaubertComment
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg ..Originally posted by Endrik View Postman I wish Bill would be doing The Aristocrats jokes for Vin's school assignment
I think Sweet William would pull 'em off real nicely... he has a way with words
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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there's even a web page where everyone is posting their versions http://www.aristocratsjokes.com/
the Documentary flick about this "joke" had a couple of really good versions but I think Bill can do one of the best ones"There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
"To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave FlaubertComment
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Thanks E, I take great pride in the art of potty mouth.Originally posted by Endrik View Post
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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Originally posted by Ben... View Post
Hey Ben, It is!! I thought this would be a piece of cake. "Heavy Metal" who needs books on this subject ..right? NOT!!!
I'm still going crazy trying to squeezing 40 years of shit into a 6 page report.
Now I gotta help my kid with a Heavy Metal family tree.
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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"To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave FlaubertComment
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