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You've never lived til you go down to eat one and have it eat you! 
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There's a new special at denny's-
it's the Octo-Slam- 8 eggs, no sausage, and the guy next to you pays for it.Not helping the situation since 1965!Comment
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You guys are so fuggin crazy...I love it!!
That Octo-beotch is getting all nipped and tucked. She's got a half lb of Botox in her lips. She's trying to look like Angelina..NOT!!!
Her face just started to morph. She'll be lookin' like Michael Jackson in no time. I think they offered her to do porn or something...oh my. I think she's going to lose the kids to be honest with you. This chick is fuggin' nuts!!!
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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Those babies came out of her like Mexicans out of a hatchback. She was like a walking clown car.Don't forget the corn. It's nutritious, delicious, and ribbed for her pleasure.Comment
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Fuck Yeah...I think she should have more. You should give her the next batch John. Then you can get child support money. You could be like the next K-Fed. You could be J-Pud or somethin'.. you can busta rythmes and nuts and shit...why not?!! :idea:Originally posted by Jack The Riffer View Post
Tommy can give us Sugar Twinkie advice..Endy too. They're man whores. SeeGee too..he's smooth! Oh..Rsmaker, that sick bastid is the official JCF perv..Shob too..they're good!
Octo-momma is like a fuggin' baby pez despesnser!!!
BTW Clevo-John is hookin' up with a chick that really digs him..and she's got bucks!!! Please, let's all reassure him that this is a good thing..he could have a Sugar Twinkie if he plays this right!!!!
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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Jack is now- Octo-CockNot helping the situation since 1965!Comment
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That sounds like a Marvel comics villain!!!
He slaps you with 8 puds simultaneously, then slathers you in hot foamy spoip!!!
That's my new word..I just inventented it. See, that's what I do.
Spoip!..
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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he can ruin 8 couches in a single spoipNot helping the situation since 1965!Comment
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Good God, it would be like machine gun fireOriginally posted by atomic charvel guy View Post That load would be big enough to shampoo a water buffalo
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a water buffalo would need a huge sham wowNot helping the situation since 1965!Comment
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hey wait a minute, is SPOIP pronounced SPOYP or SPWOP?Not helping the situation since 1965!Comment
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I'm the human Gatling Gun!!!!Don't forget the corn. It's nutritious, delicious, and ribbed for her pleasure.Comment
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I am the God of hellfire!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And I bring you- Octo-Cock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Not helping the situation since 1965!Comment
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Spoip!!! Spoip!!! Spoip!!! Spoip!!! Spoip!!! Spoip!!! Spoip!!! Spoip!!!Don't forget the corn. It's nutritious, delicious, and ribbed for her pleasure.Comment
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Oh shit. Did she star in AVP2 as one of the patients in the maternity ward? Or was she the Newborn from Alien Resurrection? Imagine the stretch marks after all 8 fuckers hatch!Originally posted by horns666 View PostTommy-"what does she look like?"
Not bad..not bad...I got dibs on the lactating slapularies.
Fuck ebay, fuck paypal
"Finger on the trigger, back against the wall. Counting rounds and voices, not enough to kill them all" (Ihsahn).Comment
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