"Casa del Fuggem" Part 2 of The Legacy

[Ben...]

I don't know if you've seen it or not (You probably have) but Clerks 2 is hilarious. I've seen it about 5 times and it's just as funny every time. My friend and I recently had a rather in depth discussion about it with my law teacher.

[horns666]

I don't know if you've scene it or not (You probably have) but Clerks 2 is hilarious. I've seen it about 5 times and it's just as funny every time. My friend and I recently had a rather in depth discussion about it with my law teacher.

Yeah man. I had to buy Clerks 2 right when it came out. I found a used copy for 5 bucks. Fucking awesome movie!! One of my kid and my faves..but my wife is a party pooper when it comes to certain movies. For whatever reason she doesn't like any Jay and Silent Bob movies..I have no idea why. Maybe it's because she's married to both of them rolled into one. They're..foul, juvenile, obnoxious, obscene..everything I am. Maybe my wife actually hates me..I never gave this thought!!:think:

:idea:That's it..everything seems to make much more sense now..

She watches any "Bitch" movie. I don't watch TV during the daytime. Because for 23 years my fuggin' wife watches movies with plots like: a single mom who has ass cancer, smoked too much crack and gave birth to a crack baby. Then she fights the court system to get her crack baby back and wins, but dies of when the child is three. But she made video tapes of herself everyday so her child will know who she is..or something like that. Most of the movies of Lifetime really. I think she watches those to feel better about her own drama..but she doesn't have any drama..other than being married to me..I don't get it.:think:

My wife will watch a 37 part drama about a baby born without private parts. The real tragedy is she'll spend weeks watching that shit! Then watch it again!!!

Is being married to me that fuggin' tragic??!!!

This explains EVERYTHING about our wives/girlfriends that watch that bullshit. Oh nooo nooo Jay and Silent Bob might actually make them laugh, and forget about everyday bullshit..we can't have that now..can we?!!!:think:

Ben, you just helped open Pandora's fuggin' box!!!

This is why "Happy Hour" was invented. It was originally invented so that men can get shitfaced before coming home from work. So they could tolerate their wive's bullshit. Which of course includes two hours of explaining a movie about a baby born without genitalia..while you're trying to dinner with your severed thumb in your shirt pocket that you chopped off ealier that day. This is life!!

[Endrik]

bro why even bother figuring out women

I had a girl who liked to watch Ingmar Bergman movies and listen to Miles Davis with me but I still coundn't figure wha the heck she was about

Endy..Germans are "different" eh? They have Rammstein, who I actually like when in the mood..no not a gay mood.

different,? you can say that again I have German friends who are very cool, the country has many beautiful places and there's a lot of pretty girls but godamn I'll never get their culture. Their food is horrible, their porn is beyond horrible and the music is somewhere between horrible and beyond horrible.
I admit that Bach and Wagner were great but there's very little of their work that I can listen to... it's funny that I like Stockhausen more, can't listen to it every day but he made some weird cool shit. There are some weird cool shit from Germany... some Kraut Rock bands, Kraftwerk had some cool tunes. I never liked Rammstein but I dig Einstrüzende Neubauten or even a little bit Die Krupps.
Other than that a lot of the music is just frekking bad. I hate German heavy metal with passion, fucking gompadi gompadi horse on steroids galloping, it's gayer than Poison ever were. All these bad EBM and trance bands to the perversions like Laibach and Tokio Hotel just give an headache for weeks. And I just fucking loathe their beer festivals. Jesus fucking christ, who thought that this is a good idea????!!!!
But I'm not gonna apologize to the German JCF'ers, you guys are ok but if you want culture which is beyond beyond horrible then I can type 10 pages about mine.

[horns666]

My father-in-law used to take us to Octoberfest. He would throwdown shitloads of cash just so he could drive home drunk with the whole family. Man, once I drank a pitcher of dark brown beer and Brautwurst. I don't get along very well with beer in the hot sun. We passed by some porta- potties and I got a whiff of something terribly wrong!! It was right there I made 30 bucks worth of dark brown beer and brautwurst..into a large puddle of beanie-weenie..

I have Einstrüzende Neubauten ..I should put that on and make some beanie-weenie!!!

German Porn..yeah man I heard rumors of that shit. I'm not into poop. Nah, I'm good. I like good all-American Bubblebutts!!!

Oh, I love puss from all over the world tho..I'm sure I've pulled pork to many forein poons!!!

[Endrik]

I'm sure I've pulled pork to many forein poons!!!

you can bet on it... one of my fav. countries in the world, Hungary is like a porn star factory.... they are pumping them out so much it's a joke... and they are everywhere around the world

[horns666]

you can bet on it... one of my fav. countries in the world, Hungary is like a porn star factory.... they are pumping them out so much it's a joke... and they are everywhere around the world

I'm not sure if they're speaking english because I have to sneak my pud pullin' with the sound off. Sometimes I forget to turn the sound off and the fucker is loud as fuck..literally...oops!

The sounds of fuck is a pretty universal langauge!

[Endrik]

sure they are, even pornstars go to school and watch TV

[horns666]

My kid learned everything about sex when he used to sneak and watch the scrambled titty channels.

[Endrik]

I learned by doing it

[horns666]

I learned by looking at my Dad's Easy Rider motorcycle magazines with my little boner between two pillows. I didn't really understand my actions..but there was some awesome about it.

There was that and the vase incident...amoung other things around the house. I was a very resourceful and naughty lil' boy!!!

Did I say .."was"..?:think:

[Endrik]

vase is fuggin awesome... other than that I drilled more holes into the furniture with my pud than my hamster did... and my hamster was a hungry motherfucker

[horns666]

Oh..Endy!!

Easyrider is still in print. I'm getting 5th grade caliber wood just thinking about it!!!



Nothing ever changes.

BTW I had two hamsters for a for a couple years. Their names were Ben and Socrates..like the fuggin' movie "Ben:". Anywhoo Ben got out of his cage and got lost. Then Socrates stuck his head between the bars ..choking himself. It was very sad. We eventually found Ben dead behind the fridge..oh man..that was a sad moment. ... Their balls were ginormous in ratio to their bodies. ...just like me..sniff.

I gotta look at the Easyrider beotch..OK, I feel better now!!

[Endrik]

I remember when those cheap bubble gums were popular, you opened it and there was a sticker inside... I remember our fav. gums were Easyriders and Bikini Babes because there were topless girls on the stickers.

[VitaminG]

That sounds like the B-side to "Jizz in my pants". But I don't think it was intended to be funny...much like Charvel Chris' "jokes"..

yea, it was intended to be funny. I first saw these guys on one of the international comedy galas on cable.

[horns666]

Hey wassup Sir Gary The Threadkiller!!

Have you seen any cool movies like "role models", "pinapple express" and ect. We have similair taste in silly movies. Hey, they have a new one coming out with "McLuvin" in it...cool!

Step Brothers is a must if you haven't seen that one yet!