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"Casa del Fuggem" Part 2 of The Legacy
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...umm...hmm...I have nothing to say..."Dear Dr. Bill,
I work with a woman who is about 5 feet tall and weighs close to 450 pounds and has more facial hair than ZZ Top." - Jack The Riffer
"OK, we can both have Ben..joint custody. I'll have him on the weekends. We could go out in my Cobra and give people the finger..weather permitting of course.." -Bill Z. Bub
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Jesus Titty Fuggin' Christ..look what you crazy bastids done with this thread!! :ROTF:
I'm proud of you!
OK, I posted this in the platinum section..but it needs to be stated here. Where it's most important...so I'll elaborate more.
Rev. B Fuggums thoughts on pussy..
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Last night my wife wanted to do it. This means she took a bubblebath, shaved up nice downtown, and in the mood for my PP. But I flat out shot her down because I didn't feel like it. She shot me down the night before because our kid was up. She's got some fucked up hang up that we can't do it if our fuggin' kid is up. He never caught us in his entire 14 years..so why is that an issue..I dunno.
Most of the time I'll pop chub several times a day, and for no apparent reason. But my pud is not like some fuggin' light switch that turn off and on. Sometimes it takes some effort when it doesn't give a shit. So I'm going to offer the pud to the wife whenever its ready to go. If she declines the offer ..that's too bad. Besides I think guys should turn down pussy more often..because it renders them powerless. The ONLY power woman have over men is the pussy. Everything is about the pussy..money, power, wars, music, food, religion, our economy, the recession ect. all revolves around pussy and I can proove this. Dumbfucks fly planes into buildings for 72 pussies. How did they come up with that numer...pick it out of a hat? Did they negotiate and go through am appeal process..I dunno. ASSHOLES!!
It's time to turn the tables on women by refusing the pussy. At least hold out and make them beg a little. Put on your best poker face and be direct. Say "No I don't wanna fuck..no way!" or "Hell No!!!"..or stuff like that. That takes balls!! Any tool can be a humping retard..that's what they think of us..it's expected!
I want you to make me proud and try this. If you're having foreplay or whatever and then just stop..that would be even better!! Excuse yourself and rub one out in the bathroom. Then come back not giving a shit. Then report back here and let me know what happened.
Man will never advance from drooling, mindless, humping retards until we render these pussies powerless. Until we tell women to take their pussies and shove it up their asses!
Everything men do is because of pussy. From the moment we get out of bed..brushing our teeth, shower, shaving, getting dressed, go to work, but nice cars, fix up our houses, play guitar ect..pussy..pussy..pussy. Then we fall into the pussytrap and blow everthing we just did. You know you've been trapped if you're playing any guessing games or role that doesn't come natural to you. This is because we are so focused on the pussy..it intimidates us. It is impossible to be perceived as confident when intimidated. This is why women love hanging out or talking to some gay men. It's not that they're not "threatening", it just that they can be themselves, and most important confident. It's like when you're talking with a women that is not that appealing to you. If you can be THAT person when talking to all women. That's the key right there IMO! My unique humor is what works for me. I talk to everyone the same. It's help me more tham hurt me so I go with what works. Besides I can do this because I'm married, so there's no pressure on me at all. This allows me to be 100% myself at all times. Which conveys confidence to both male and female. This works very well at a gathering such as a party, bar. ect. If most of the "cool" guys are circled around you while you're cracking them up. You WILL get hit on by all women including their women. It's like if you're shredding your ass of on stage and broads see most dudes worshipping you..it's the same kinda shit. Now that my kid is a good basketball player he's getting attention from the prettiest girls. He was always a good looking kid, but he needed something to convey his awesomness. You can apply this no matter what you do really.
One thing I have a very good grasp on is human nature and body langugae. I know how people react to everything. It's just my natural gift of observation.
It's time to pick up our balls and put them back in our sacks!! Then we will rule the world and even quite possibly the pussy!"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.
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Happy first anniversary of this thread. It was created one year ago today. It has lasted longer than most marriages.
Any April Fool's jokes Bill?"Dear Dr. Bill,
I work with a woman who is about 5 feet tall and weighs close to 450 pounds and has more facial hair than ZZ Top." - Jack The Riffer
"OK, we can both have Ben..joint custody. I'll have him on the weekends. We could go out in my Cobra and give people the finger..weather permitting of course.." -Bill Z. Bub
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Wow Ben..this thread is only a year old??! This is my fourth thread since I joined late 2001. One got lost before the forum changed. One got deleted. "Bill's New Home" got too big, and slow and now Casa Del Fuggem's 1st birthday!! !!!
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It's the JCF/Bill Z Bub continuum..Thats an ongoing April Fools joke right there.
EVERYONE stop what they're doin' and dump a load all over youself. Then call your women in the room and say.."Hey, look what I did!!
Last year I drew a Hitler mustache on my kid before he woke up for school..good thing it came off!
Ben, What about you? You're a handsome young lad. Are you still shaving the nog..girls like that. But I tend to think that you do just fine with the ladies.."Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.
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