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"Hey faggot, they’re not gay they’re hobbits" - Clerks II
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Tarbaby Fraser. -
Hey bibz..sorry bout your dog bro.
Great Ron!! Now I'm the ONLY person on the planet who hasn't seen Clerks yet...gee thanks!! LOL
What you guys up to round here anyway??Comment
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Which one? The endings of both of them are awe inspiring.Originally posted by RacerX View Post"Dear Dr. Bill,
I work with a woman who is about 5 feet tall and weighs close to 450 pounds and has more facial hair than ZZ Top." - Jack The Riffer
"OK, we can both have Ben..joint custody. I'll have him on the weekends. We could go out in my Cobra and give people the finger..weather permitting of course.." -Bill Z. BubComment
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Originally posted by Jimmy B View Post
great scene!
"That guy's being awfully forward with that donkey"Hail yesterdayComment
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That scene makes the movie. It's so hilarious yet a super-serious story part is going on at the same time.Originally posted by VitaminG View Post"Dear Dr. Bill,
I work with a woman who is about 5 feet tall and weighs close to 450 pounds and has more facial hair than ZZ Top." - Jack The Riffer
"OK, we can both have Ben..joint custody. I'll have him on the weekends. We could go out in my Cobra and give people the finger..weather permitting of course.." -Bill Z. BubComment
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I like Clerks II better than the first..it's a must see. There's is so many great lines in that movie..as in all Kivin Smith (Silent Bob) films..that dude rules. Jason Mewes (Jay) cracks me up. One of my new favorite comedies is Zack and Miri make a Porno"..that shit is hilarious!!! Seth Rogan fuggin' rules..I instantly liked him when I saw "the 40 year old virgin"..and he was much like me as a cop in "Superbad"..mustache, attitude and all...he seems like a cool dude. I haven't seen "Pineapple Express" yet...and I can't waite to see "Observe and Report" when it hits video.
Well I did very well with my hearing and the judge gave me and my son Medicare. I thought that shit was free..it's not, there is a monthly premium..and it really don't cover THAT much at times. I'm happy but yet somewhat dissappointed...:think:
Jimmy B Wassup..good to see ya here!!
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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Hey Bill, good to see you too.
Clerks II is one of the funniest movies I have ever seen, with some of the best one liners ever. Orgazmo had been near the top of my list for a long time until Smith released Clerks II - I can watch it again and again.
Zack & Miri is great too. I love the "dutch rudder" scene.Tarbaby Fraser.Comment
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Clerks II is perhaps funnier but as a complete movie I like the first one more"There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
"To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave FlaubertComment
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Hey ya fuckers. My kid came home with the cold from hell during easter break, and now I'm sick as a fuggin' dog. Just in time for my 45th birthday on Saturday..yayyyyyyyy..
Bibz, Gary, Ben, Sis, guys..I've been kinda outta touch lately. Any GREAT new metal stuff I need to pick up? I heard the new Daath album is out..gotta get that. I look like I can belong in that band...it's a bald/beard band. But I'm MUCH prettier!!!! Especially for my age...huh?
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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The wife and I have been addicted to Zack and Miri..that's our favorite new comedy so far...until we get sick of it. We always do that. Whenever we like a movie we'll watch it to death until we burn out on it..Originally posted by Jimmy B View Post
Oh JIMMY..and "the double dutch rudder" ..by Lester the Molester Cockenschtuff. Zack-"Wow that's the best porn name I ever heard" ...Lester-"Wait, we get to have a porn name?"...
Last edited by horns666; 04-22-2009, 02:58 PM."Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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"I get to pick a porn name?... Then I want to be called... Pete Jones"
Tarbaby Fraser.Comment
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Nope Jeri, I haven't see it either. Waht's up everybody? Going to see Lamb of God tonight. Brutal!Originally posted by guitarsjb View PostMakeAJazzNoiseHere: You kidding me? I'd suck her fartbox dry in a heartbeat. 9/29/2011 quote about Megan FoxComment
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That's awesome..I didn't pick up "Wrath" yet. I'm still getting familair with Sacrament. So much metal..so little time, and I'm fuggin' retired. :think:Originally posted by Alvin_Wilson View Post
Anyway Sis..Alvin..you MUST see Clerks and Clerks II..make it a double feature. Then get Zack and Miri..that kinda shit makes me laugh. I laugh just thinking about it. Oh...Step Brothers was pretty cool too. (Spoiler) I loved when Will Ferrel rubbed his sack on John C Reilly's drum set...that was sweet!:ROTF:
(Spolier) I prefer Clerks II soley for the image of Jay dancing to "Welcome Home" by King Diamond throughout the movie..
Last edited by horns666; 04-22-2009, 03:20 PM."Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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good day and fukk all of you with all the love i can summonNot helping the situation since 1965!Comment
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I'd watch them all... stating from the beginning... Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy (my personal favorite), Dogma, Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back, Clerks II
because each one contains some inside jokes and references to previous films"There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
"To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave FlaubertComment
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