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"Casa del Fuggem" Part 2 of The Legacy
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Originally posted by Snoogans View PostSpeaking as a resident of Great Britain, I can assure you all that the above statement is entirely incorrect."There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
"To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert
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Originally posted by Endrik View Postheh how so... aside from the bad weather... British culture has been one of the most dominant in the world for centuries... British bands made all the innovations during last century... one of the most powerful colonial empires ever, legendary humor etc. etc. etc..... you twats
And a lot of twats!
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well mate, I gotta admit that some of the prettiest women I've ever seen were Brits... yeah I know there's tons of munters and corny night club bimbos but bloody hell when you see a pretty girl, it's AMAZINGLY pretty... the contrast is fookin' ridiculous"There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
"To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert
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"I wanna run away from home sooooooooooooooooo much. My wife and kid. You don't understand..they're killin' me slow!!!"
You know Bill, that's going to sound harsh to a lot of people, but it's the truth. If a man is a good husband and a good father, being so will absolutely suck the life out of you. That's exactly why I keep my relationships "casual." I don't want the headaches, the pressure, or the responsibility.
At my age, I want to be able to enjoy what little time I have left. Now, before a whole bunch of panties get wadded up, marriage is a wonderful institution (not sure THAT'S the best word to use, LOL), but it's a constant battle to keep it good. Personally, I'd rather fight for a drink at the bar!"POOP"
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Originally posted by Endrik View Postgenes and survival mechanism... if a nation is cursed with horrible weather, bad music and culture, foreign oppressions, miserable people etc. then the only way to keep the life going on is to have most woman with above average looks.
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Originally posted by Rupe View PostMy mother's side of the family is 100% Lithuanian and they have made several trips back to the "motherland". Every time I look at the pictures, all I notice are hot chicks everywhere. Then one of my friends from grad school (ugly dude) takes a job over ther and scores a total trophy wife...wtf? I guess I know the answer now"There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
"To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert
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Cleese is the man, here's a another version http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1k7U-_tJVmw"There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
"To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert
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Cool, Casa Del Fuggems be jumpin'!! We got G, Mr. G, E, Snoogs, Rupe, Spikey, J-Rip, and Tomasauraus Rex!!
Man, I'm fuggin' tired. I didn't go to bed. I've been dion' that lately. I'll be up for 72 straight, and pass out...repeat. I get 8 hours of sleep..a week!
Well, you guys have all the bases covered... Saran Wrap and Crisco, nuts, horrible weather, bad music and culture, foreign oppressions, miserable people, Great Britain, funny walk, munters, alot of twats, corny night club bimbos, trophy wives, balls growing on face, and some words of wisdom and encouragement from SeeGee..ba-dum TISH!
I love it. So where to begin..:think: I'll strat with with Jack. As long as you slather the Crisco over your naughty parts..it is completely legal..I think. OK, Endy it is not weird at all to want what is not so common, that becomes boring. Because my wife is so petite, I fantaize about behemoths with stretch marks and dimpled with cellulite. Now onto Munters, I love this. I never heard of this term until now. Sometimes we forget we are so far away, and lingo like this will remind me ..Snoogs has a british accent. I love accents man..especially British. I always thought they just sound intelligent for some rerason..ever since I was a kid. I know G must have a Aussie accent and talks like Mel Gibson or sumthin'..that's cool. Endy has a cool accent, and I love talking with him. I know I sound like a typical dago from New York to him..that's an accent. We don't hear that as we BS with each other, but that would be cool. Trophy wives.. I had a friend from Romania that married a total ....ahhhh WTF ..I'll be back.
My kid needs the computer to do another fuggin' report...I'll be back...godammit!
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.
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I wonder if I have an accent. I've never thought about it. I don't say the stereotypical "eh" or any of that crap."Dear Dr. Bill,
I work with a woman who is about 5 feet tall and weighs close to 450 pounds and has more facial hair than ZZ Top." - Jack The Riffer
"OK, we can both have Ben..joint custody. I'll have him on the weekends. We could go out in my Cobra and give people the finger..weather permitting of course.." -Bill Z. Bub
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