"Casa del Fuggem" Part 2 of The Legacy

[horns666]

My son Ben is speaking Gospel. I love you Ben..I love you very much. I love all you bastids..

Thsngs have been chaotic at home. Busy with Vinny's school activities, doctors appointments and shit. Now they want me to pee to ensure I'm talking my drugs properly. That's seems to be thge genral rule now with doctors doin' narcotics. But's it's all good mang! Fuggums..I'll pee..I'll pee all over the fuggin' doctor's office like alawn sprinkler. Golden Showers baby..how ya like that shit. I'll mark my fuggin' territory. I got yer pee right here. C'm Lemonade..fresh hot lemonade!!:ROTF:

OK, I must say this since I have a moment. I took my Cobra out for a quick bop. Woman are materialisitic fuckers! Guys too. Every fuggin' stop sign, light, intersection..I'm talkin' to people. love that damn thing. Woman..oh..WTF??!! Girls are smilin', waving..blowin' me kisses and shit. That kicked ass..It's one of the few warm days we had here so everybody is out cruisin..even tho it looks like rain. Ya'know , I don't think it about it's about material shit. It's just an attention getter and well..it's an real "ice breaker" for coversation...and I'm am one sexy bitch!!

I came smiling like an asshole..almost laughing!! Val was fuggin' around in the yard. She KNEW..she knows me...She asked "Girls were smiling at you ..right?".."Fuck yeah.."..with a big ass grin on my face.

I was thinking about puting a stereo in the fucker. Why..I love the sound of the LOUD pipes, and the motor when shifting gears. That's the most brootal crusin' music there is.

Well, Vinny is at a friend's house. Me and Val are going to be alone alot this summer. So we been havin' some fun. But first I must shower..I smell like car exhaust. She's making hamburgers...I'm hungry.

Things are good for the moment.

[horns666]

I was drivin' around like Goggles Pizano!!!

I love that name..remember that shit?!.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgPv37EKkv8

I was drivin' like a fuggin' maniac!!

"The Golden Smog"..I loved the classic Flintstones!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPb9M...eature=related

[bibz]

I got to drive an Evo X last fri on a lovely windy hill climb, up and down. These things are fucking miracle machines, you cant lose control at all! 3 diff all wheel drive with a million sensors. The g's you can pull and get away with, the late late braking you can get away with, just phenominal!! Didn't even notice the horsepower, or the speed, it was all about the drive. Don't get me wrong, I love muscle cars, and old cars alot more, but there will always be a place for technology in driving. Oh, and lucky it was the dual clutch model cause I'm sure I burnt one out

[Top Jimmy B]

Bill, where are the pics of the leggy tramp straddling your Cobra? I mean the car, not the DARK MARSUPIAL.

[atomic charvel guy]

If I drove an EVO I would find a way to the moon in it. I can only imagine how that must have felt.

[horns666]

Bill, where are the pics of the leggy tramp straddling your Cobra? I mean the car, not the DARK MARSUPIAL.

Jimmy..my brotha.

:idea: OK, Everyone on this thread is officially Baptized-Deist-Santanic-Muslims (BDSM) now! Well, I just made it up..so what. BUT, there is an official greeting and response!!!

Greeting: "Ah-Salami Lickum"

Response: "Lickum My Salami"

Oh, You mean my "hey look how ccool I am" Myspace photo, in hopes of making trillions of fake Myfriends? ..

Man, I hate fuggin' Myspace. Don't get me wrong it's cool if I were single (Not), lookin' for strange (Not) promoting a band (Not), keeping tabs on hot new bands (Not), shows coming to town (Not), "Networking" (WTF is that?). Posting hundreds of blogs about the Dark Marsupial. Sending bulletins (Yayyyy)..and leaving awesome, cool ass, generic Myspace Comments such as.."Wassup Fuckface, Thanks for the add..YOU ROCK!"

You mean this gay ass photo..??




I'm wat hotter than she is, and so is my wife. Unfortunately, we never posed half naked for money. We still could make a porn, but that would like watchin' an old wounded Rottweiler humpin' a Chihuahua. Who'd wanna see that??

:idea:Hey, Y'know..I'd prolly wanna to see that. Hmmmm... :think:

Hey my beard got bigger!! I can tell what year it is by the size of my beard..kinda like rings of a tree.

AH-SALAMI LICKUM...

[Top Jimmy B]

Lickum my salami. Durka Durka.

[horns666]

Ohhhhh ...durka..durka..durka!!!

[VitaminG]

:idea: OK, Everyone on this thread is officially Baptized-Deist-Santanic-Muslims (BDSM) now! Well, I just made it up..so what. BUT, there is an official greeting and response!!!

Greeting: "Ah-Salami Lickum"

Response: "Lickum My Salami"

Carlos is the patron saint?

[horns666]

No Santa is , he's a saint..

Y'know, I was never a Carlos fan. I don't dislike him, but I never heard what the fuss was about. My dad liked him back in the day..but he was high. Everything sounds better when you're high. It's like beer goggles for crappy music.

Das wha I tink...

[SEEGERMANY]

Carlos was one of those fortunate cats who had a ear for good tone. He also had the good sense to surround himself with top notch musicians. Other than that, blah.

[atomic charvel guy]

balderdash, poppycock!!!!

[horns666]

balderdash, poppycock!!!!

poppydash, baldercock!!

Suddenly, out of the blue, the joints in my hands have swollen up very badly. Especially my thumbs..fuggin' arthristis!!

This is it..I'm goin' to hell in a handbasket!! I have alot of other shit going on, but I don't want to know what they are. I don't want to be poked and prodded, and taking a bunch of fuggin' tests to find out what I prolly already know (I'm dying). I'll find out whatever is going to do me in when it's time..I like surprises, instead of dwelling any F'd up diagnosis. I haven't got a physical in 8 years..I refuse!

But Bill, if anything really bad is going on ..they may catch it in time..ahhhh fuggums!!

[VitaminG]

so when you're pulling your pud, does it feel like someone else now?

[Jayster]

so when you're pulling your pud, does it feel like someone else's now?

cheers