"Casa del Fuggem" Part 2 of The Legacy

[Rupe]

Yeah, same one. I go out of my way to do cool shit for him and this is what I get in return. For the most part, he's ok, but he goes through "episodes" like I mention above every once in awhile that suck all the enjoyment out of trying to be a good Dad.

[shobet]

DIfficult one...

[horns666]

Rupe..you are a good dad, and he's a good kid. We will discuss!

[fr0sty]

Why do I believe that you practiced being able to get off if/when wearing a straight jacket :ROTF:

...yeah..his momma could have been a voz. But I didn't develope my baby batter yet.

Speaking of which..do you remember the first time you shot your goo..I do! That scared the fuggin' shit outta me..I thought it was a punishment from God or something for playing with it too much. Then I remeber I couldn't wait to do it again..and again...and again..fast foward 35 years later..and again.

I swear, shooting my goo is my favorite passtime, sport and hobby. It's amazing there is any skin left on the damn thing..or goo still left in the endless well called my balls.

I thought abiout this..you could take my money, take my metal collection, my uberschall, my home, my cobra..all my worldly things possesions. At least I still could shoot my goo..that makes me happy!

What is the wrost case scenario..become a bum, in jail..in a nuthouse (pun)..I would be shootin' my goo everywhere. Even if they put me in a straight jacket..I still have 10 ways to shoot my goo..I practiced for that day..it's called survival man..survival.

Do you know you could live off you're own goo. You hear about stranded people on islands eating their own poo or pee. You're body gets rid of that because it don't want it..but your goo..that's protein, so they say (what I tell the wife)..and its like a liquid..so you prolly could live off your own goo for about ..I dunno..three to four years..that's survival.

I never ate my own goo..well, once it was dark and my mouth was open...eww. It was pretty terrible.

Well, I could go on about this forever..prolly write mutiple books on this subject alone. But I have to go to my mommy's house. Bless her..do you know she never said a peep since she saw me with my pud stuck in that vase. She could have told everyone..but not one sould. I KNOW she never told my dad, because my dad would still be telling that one..even today. Bless her!

I would never want anyone to know about that...

[Jack The Riffer]

I made a man cave with my goo....I shot it on the ceiling and let it drip and harden like stilagtites. Made a nice cozy cave like atmosphere.

[Endrik]

I made a man cave with my goo....I shot it on the ceiling and let it drip and harden like stilagtites. Made a nice cozy cave like atmosphere.

you should invite National Geographic to film it

[CharvelRocker]

Little update for you Bill...

State trooper stopped by today and I talked to him. Told me they went up there after harassing my friend while walking their dog. His wife went at it verbally with the cop, and the guy tried to run and got tased. He's waiting bail so he "Won't be a problem to us", and they are investigating their next door neighbors being in on trying to incite my friend's dog as well. Patrol started Monday. Also gave the same advice for if they try to stir anything; call the non emergency number and tell them about what is going on.

[horns666]

CR..Tased ..Oh that had to be glorious!!!..this is him Zzzzz:ROTF:zzzzZ!!!!

Endrik, Jack, Rupe, Frosty, Shob..keepers of Del Fuggem.

So much time with so little to say..wait, versa visa that!

I will be back. I will be baked..Later tonight..we will have a slumber party. Don't forget the party favors..and BYOB!!!

Blow Your Own Boner...The world would be such a better place if we could BYOB!!!!

[Rupe]

Blow Your Own Boner...The world would be such a better place if we could BYOB!!!!

Our local Hollywood video closed down and they blew out all of the movies super cheap. I went in toward the end of the sale to see what leftovers I could find and I struck gold...the Ron Jeremy documentary for $1

It's definitely worth a watch, but what cracked me up is where he talks about the fact that he's done thousands of movies and everyone remembers him for blowing himself in one of them :ROTF: They don't mention which one but I think it was "The Devil in Miss Jones 3"...or was it 4?

[drockilles]

Man, I saw that documentary a few years back, was a good watch. Some funny shit, like the part where he had his team of shavers cuz chicks were grossed out by all his body hair. Funny that chicks that will do ass to mouth are distubed by some hair.
Dude was a pro, though. That one part where he did 5 chicks in an hour (and him getting off each time) or something? Insane.

[horns666]

How fuggin' dare you guys let this awesomeness get to the bottom of the page..Fuck..Cock...Muddaerfuggers!!!

Well, I had a little too much "fun" the other night and I passed out. But tonight..SLUMBER PARTY!!! No gay stuff now..just the usual ..pillow fights, making shadow puppets with our puds and playing Twister in our speedos.

TONIGHT!!!!..Late..bring the fuggin' party favors..BYOB..!!!! You are personally invited.

Wer are going to get far beyond retarded..well, I am!!!

[Cygnus X1]

I'd show up, bill, but I'd be the first to crash on the couch.
Long day, and when I got home, I had to practically run the shop by phone
by essplaining the basics to a newbie!
Slumbering is a very bad thing to do at a slumber party!
Have fun, ya'll.

[CharvelRocker]

This guy keeps it up Bill. Got out Thrusday as I noticed his car for the first time. Heard his car and 3-5 others racing down the streets. If I had seen any of them, cops would of been called. They drag down the development road, then go out on the main road and probably race down the highway that is not to far. I'll be waitin' for 'em tonight. I have a good idea who 2 of them are, especially if I see their cars.

[horns666]

Thanks Cygs..your'e more than welcome. I figure I'm going to show up 'rounf Midnight. I will be baked..that's agiven. I will respeond to important topics such as Jacks Goo Stilagtites. I will tell tales of old. I don't know excatly which ones.

I will let you guys decide. What would you like to know..I'm like an open book..with a pud for a bookmarker.

I must go for now..supper time. My brother just had an entire hip replacement..but he's OK..they got him floatin' in space. I'll see him tomorrow. But enough of him..Let's party..at Midnight...or even more "metal" Two minutes to Midnight..to kill the unborn in the womb..that's stupid..that's a dumb lyric..what womb?..that's not nice...killing unborns in wombs at two minutes to midnight..what the hell is that about?

[Jack The Riffer]

I'm working til 11:30. Maybe I'll join you guys when I get home.