"Casa del Fuggem" Part 2 of The Legacy

[horns666]

Damn, lesson learned about posting after a night of drinking

Nah don't you worry Rupe..there is NO shame in Casa Del Fuggems..

No shame at all..I KNOW THIS!!!

It's a weeknight..anyone up for gettin' shitfaced baked and posting later on..slumber party??!!!. I was late for my own fuggin' party last time..but my computer was being a dick..

[guitarsjb]

Dude, I got drunk EARLY yesterday...friend was buyin shots LOL, I'm no good at those..came home passed my dumb ass out, woke up, went to a birthday party, and got drunk AGAIN...whew..rough night. I'm not as young as I used to be LOL

[horns666]

Wassup sis..Yeah, gettin' old is a mudderfuger..oh it hurts..it hurts.:ROTF:

Let me tell you guys a little secret. The older I'm gettin'..the sicker..I'm a ginormous fuggin' perv..and I LOVE IT!

Man, girls are gettin' cuter and I'm gettin' uglier by the second. But you know what, I don't what it is..either I was too fuggin' dumb when I was young to see the signs. I don't know why..I'm bald, I'm fat, I'm irregular..a good day for me is a day I can poop..but chicks dig me. My son always denies it, we will go to the store..bank..whatever..and I'm just yappin' away with some giddy lil' twat. Then I turn to the kid and go .."ya see that shit"..he shys away and goes.."yeah right"..yeah right my ass..I could have that. I don't know what to do if I got that..but I could have that!!!..

I'm glad I'm married..oh I am so fuggin' glad. I get cramps just thinking of hangin' with a 20 year old nympho..oh hell no. I like the idea..I like it so much I go home and rub one out. I like "Married sex"..I call it microwave fuggin'..slip the panties to the side and heat for 30 seconds..done!

If you're wondering..yeah I'm baked right now..in case nobody could tell..yeah boyeeeeeeeeee.

[Cygnus X1]

Man, I don't know...
I was dorky when I was eighteen, and have only gotten old and dorky since.
At least I have my brilliant brain to count on. And my awesome talent.
Wait.
Nevermind.
Skinny, dumb, and happy!

[drockilles]

I think Dave doesn't play there anymore... they have the almighty Terry Bozzio now

NO SHIT!!! The Boz is playing with them now?! Either way, I'm a Patton fanboy and I think any band he plays with can do no wrong. Fantomas is definitely an aquired taste, to put it lightly. Some insane shit. One of my friends put it the best, a Fantomas album (and even some Mr. Bungle) sounds like it could be a movie score. Crazy thing is, Mike Patton did the voices of the monsters in "I am Legend", and rumor has it they actually wanted him to do the score for the movie, but shit fell through. I could totally see him coming up with an awesome score. He's dabbled in it with some indie movies, time will tell if people pick up on it.

[Cygnus X1]

Bungle is indeed, WAY out there, for me.
I stay away from heroin.

[airjamie]

NO SHIT!!! The Boz is playing with them now?! Either way, I'm a Patton fanboy and I think any band he plays with can do no wrong. Fantomas is definitely an aquired taste, to put it lightly. Some insane shit. One of my friends put it the best, a Fantomas album (and even some Mr. Bungle) sounds like it could be a movie score. Crazy thing is, Mike Patton did the voices of the monsters in "I am Legend", and rumor has it they actually wanted him to do the score for the movie, but shit fell through. I could totally see him coming up with an awesome score. He's dabbled in it with some indie movies, time will tell if people pick up on it.

Too bad that movie sucked ass.

[horns666]

Cygs..do ya know what I think it is..and you prolly figured it out. I say stupid shit that nobody "normal" would NEVER say 24/7. It is a double edged sword and it has gotten me in trouble several times..especially when I was young! But more good comes from it than the bad. So I stick with what works. I carry myself like a cop, because that's who I am..but I look like some metal "biker" lookin' dude...I dress the same way I did when I was 18..I'll be 44 this month...ouch!

But I do look younger for my age..I could pass mid 30's..most people guess around 35-ish. I'm 5'8" and 230lb..but I'm pretty "stocky". When I'm out and about..VERY cocky..that's my front so people don't fuck with me. I have gangbangers holding doors open for me and always saying hello..I cultivated that shit from years on the street in the worst ghettos in Cleveland (4th district).

I parked at my mom's bank and I just exited my car. These two young VERY cute girls stopped their car in front of me and shout "Your are a bad ass"..I replied to them.."yes, I am!"..they liked that shit. and the girls in the bank..mink ya!

Man, I never had any problems with girls..I was a good lookin' kid, ugly dude now. Back in the day I looked like Tony Danza..I got that constantly. I'm 100% Italian and its extremely obvious. I always thought it was an Italian thing. Hey, it works for my younger brother too (who looks older)..right now he's in a nursing home because he just had a hip replacement from a bad motorcycle accident from 20 years ago..he had one of the nurse take care of him in the fuggin' shower last week..her name is Peaches. He likes Peaches!

My father..don't get me started with my dad..he was juggling FIVE women including my mom at one time. Now he's down to two..they both know about and "tolerate" each other just to stay with him..but that's their biz. My poppa is a rollin' stone!

These are facts..I can't make this shit up..I wish I could..there's drama in that kinda shit!

Confidence, plain and simple. An abundant amount of confidence. People like that..or respect it. People always seem to go out of their way for me..and remember my name...which sucks because I usually don't remember theirs.

Let it be known..I don't have ANY peircings and tats. people are surprised when I tell them that because they think I should or something..so why get 'em, if people already think I have 'em..

[horns666]

BTW..I'm curious..has anyone ever tried male enhancement formulas...I call bullshit.

So, anyone honest enough to disclose such info. I would like to try some for shits and giggles. My wife is completely against it..but if it works, I'd like to surpise her someday!!!

Remember, there is NO shame in Casa Del Fuggem!

[Endrik]

I'm 100% Italian and its extremely obvious.

oh yes it is, Italian men think with their penis more than any other living creature

[Endrik]

NO SHIT!!! The Boz is playing with them now?! Either way, I'm a Patton fanboy and I think any band he plays with can do no wrong. Fantomas is definitely an aquired taste, to put it lightly. Some insane shit. One of my friends put it the best, a Fantomas album (and even some Mr. Bungle) sounds like it could be a movie score. Crazy thing is, Mike Patton did the voices of the monsters in "I am Legend", and rumor has it they actually wanted him to do the score for the movie, but shit fell through. I could totally see him coming up with an awesome score. He's dabbled in it with some indie movies, time will tell if people pick up on it.

yeah, no wonder he is called "The man with 1000 voices"

[horns666]

oh yes it is, Italian men think with their penis more than any other living creature

...can you tell..have I ever mentioned my penis?

I talk about my pud like folks talk about the weather..

[åron]

Let it be known..I don't have ANY peircings and tats. people are surprised when I tell them that because they think I should or something..so why get 'em, if people already think I have 'em..

THAT is badass. Bill, you deserve your own column in a metal mag or something. I dunno why, you just make me laugh...that should be enough!

[horns666]

Why thanks broseppi Aron. Well, if Satan doesn't need any tats to be evil, same goes for me!!!

I always wanted to do metal reviews..that's how all my bullshit started here. I would be very fair and honest too..I love all true metal genres and always will!

I could interview bands and aks them questions that people really wanna know..like I could ask Zakk if he ever saw Ozzy's pud or banged Sharon like his hero Randy did. I would ask Rob for elaborate details about his groupies. King Diamond about Clerks II. Jon Oliva about why he tormented his brother Criss when he was alive..everyone tells me he was always mean to him...I would ask him if that was true. Johan Liva if he remebered when I walked in on him while he was getting a hummer on Nevermore's tour bus, Tim Owens if ever ever sang one fuggin' song without screaming, I would tell Yngwie that he's a much better guitarist when he's fat....y'know..shit like that.

Oh..I could host Headbangers Ball and get kicked off during the very first show..that would prolly happen. I would say how gay MTV is and why did they torment us with Rap music for 15 years straight..was it because Quincy Jones complained and that's when the played Michael Jackon's Thriller every half hour for five years..and did they know he was a PP toucher.

[bibz]

You've got a job for life on my network horns

I'm a no tat/piercing guy too, I like it natural. I also like being able to morph into a semi-decent civillian and back when needed. Pity its never needed haha! I say the shit noone thinks/dares too aswell, I rip on every fugger out there! I wanna be an insult comic. Make Jeff Ross and Lisa Lampenelli look pg13