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  • Yeah Bibz..I think Andre Dice Clay tried that. He was a whipping boy back then..people hated that guy with a passion. He cracked me up..because he talked like I always did amoung friends. I remember the first time I saw him in the 80's..he spoke my language. Watching him trying to make his comback was pathetic..he used the same 20 year old jokes..they didn't hold up with time. Now people including Jeff Ross and Lisa Lampenelli, even Sarah Silverman say much worse shit than him on Comedy Central..and its no big whoop.

    He was permently banned from MTV, he hosted SNL and people protested during the show and that talentless bitch Nora Dunn refused to do the show..they were "jokes"..just jokes. They never repeated that episode of SNL, and it was very funny..you can't even find it on youtube. They aired it once and it was never seen again

    He was my fave 20 years ago..along with Kinison. I never understood that one.

    He was in that movie National Lampoons the seven deadly sins..its three short stories..he was hilarious..that was around '96. That one is on youtube...and it's still funny!
    "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
    Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

    "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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    • I love how sam kinison used to give everybody updates on available drungs in their cities and which ones were the best to fuck on......





      B.T.W. As of last night....i am a giant squid i am the fucking kraken

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      • Yes, he was a silly fucker!!!

        Oh, my old pal "Kraken"...The creature featured in my ditty "High Speed Death Roll". Where he rises from the deep and runs amok on mankind. Emmy used to think my singer was saying "Crackhead"..
        "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
        Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

        "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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        • Last night my pal chris tried to tellme the weed he brought over was $450 an ounce. I laughed. Alot. dude was all "but seriously we sold a pound last night for $6700. bahahahahahahahahahaha youre telling me people are paying coke prices for fucking weed now??????? baaaahahahahahaha Hes one lying motherfucker but at least he brought the marshmallow fluff....which goes great with bojangles cajun fried chicken and biscuts.

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          • High end kind easily goes for that much...appears you've been smoking Mexican brick weed. Put down the bong Cheech and get with the times

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            • Originally posted by Rupe View Post
              High end kind easily goes for that much...appears you've been smoking Mexican brick weed. Put down the bong Cheech and get with the times


              No mexi weed here, ive smoked $80/0z bubblegum that blows away this super high end shit though. So wait youre REALLY paying over $400 an 0z for your shit? FUCK that. Fuck it aaaaall in the ass. You can only get so high. If it gets to the point where the amount of weed and the amount of coke i can get for the same price is comparable, theres something fucked with that situation and the dealer is making way too much profit.

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              • I keep a stash for medicimal purposes. I can NOT do any elvis at all..not me. No fuggin' way..I'm a spastic nutcase as it is. I need anti-cocaine. I have a small pharmacy of my candy..all legal..all cool..all good!

                To be honest my doctor has me on Lyrica 200s...wow!!! Those fuck your ass up..big time. They help my pain..but wow. I could eat 8 Vic HPs, or 2 Oxy 40s, or 3 mil of xanny and not come close to fuggin' Lyrica. It's very expensive out of pocket but I'm covered. Here's the weird part, most doctors freak the fuck out when you ask for opiates..that's like a major red flagger for them. They push this Lyrica like its Good N' Plenty..they got Lyrica pens, posters, clipboards, place mats, door mats..ect..and that shit fucks you up more than any fuggin' opiate I even had. My lil' bro tells me that people are catching on to it really fast and it already has a beefy street price..the flipside is that my bro tells me that withdrawls are even worse than H. He was freakin' the fuck out last week when he ran out for 5 days..this will be a red flag drug in no time. I say within a year it either will be taken off the market or just as bad as asking your doctor for Oxys..and they're tyhe ones that pushed you on them ..in heavy doses..WTF?
                "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                • Tellme about it dude.....they had me on 40-60 MGs of adderall a day for about 12 years then wonder why i flip out and kick the shit out of other kids at school or never hold a lasting relationship because i was paranoid of my girlfriends and verbally abused the shit out of them. Amphetamines turn you into a horrible person.

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                  • Adderall..yeesh..those made me hurl. I'm on Vicodin and I like 'em but I MUST drink lots of water and eat Raisn Bran everday or I can't poop. Man, I get mean when I can't poop. What turns me into a total dickhole is felxiril. Some people do ok on them. Not me..I hate those fuckers. My wife tells the docs "don't give him any flexiril, he's a dick on those"..

                    I lived through chemistry since 3/2001..but I'm chronic. I used to bitch about it more, but my wife's health issues have diverted that attention to her..I'm still a dick tho.

                    Honestly, I choose thsi place for my social life. I do NOT go out of my home. I have everything I need right here. Most of my dealings with people were very very bad. So, I avoid them. I only trust those who earned it. Everyone else can blow me..twice. My doc tells me that I'm not a prick..but I can be.

                    I'm outspoken and expect entitlement. My dad was connected and I was a cop. I watched people kiss his ass thru of fear all my life. I cultivated/inherited that same crap. I have the street smarts of a mob boss and cop..which is a double edged sword. I'll never be a "victim", but that makes me a very cynical person. So my constant pain along with my dealings with people made me learn too much. My shrink always tells me denial is a good thing in my case. How do I deny what I know is real..I'm programmed. I'm mellowing with age..my dad always told I would...he did. I'm just starting to.

                    The weather is breaking, and I actually hate Summer...because its a constant asshole parade. I makes it hard for me to enjoy driving my toy. That's what my xannax is for. My Xannax is like novacaine for assholes...fuggums! Besides, my license plate says it all "I AM EVIL"
                    "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                    Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                    "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                    • "Drug Talk with Bill & Jamie"
                      "Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)

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                      • Originally posted by RacerX View Post
                        "Drug Talk with Bill & Jamie"

                        ..I know. I really wished I didn't need the crap..but that ain't going to happen. ..sigh.
                        "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                        Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                        "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                        • Well "Dr" Phil confirmed what I always knew!. He's an exploitin', phony peice of shit.

                          I hope Dr Phil dies slowly by choking on his own dick..and found like that in a rigor mortis state. Then buried with his dick in his mouth..so I could pee on his fuggin' grave on Christmas day!

                          Fuck you Dr Phil!
                          "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                          Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                          "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                          • The usa is fucked up royally by pharm co's, its pretty brutal. It's hitting here aswell, but nowhere near as harsh. There was a rep at my shrinks office one time I went in and she was a tall slender blonde, early 30's total princess fantasy thing. No wonder they push so much! The secretary and I were just there rolling eyes at her spewing out just utter shit, but at 90% of places it'd work and they'd be buying everything she had!

                            Personally, and with the good luck I've had with docs, I haven't been hit with the whole brand bias shit, but fuck some of the stories I hear about over there are fucked up. Advertising drugs for shit you dont have starts it, fuckheads like Dr Phil are next. Greedy cunt, all he is. He isn't even a doctor, he just finds people without common sense and ads it in between ad breaks..

                            Mental health awareness needs to be pushed bigtime!

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                            • Originally posted by RacerX View Post
                              "Drug Talk with Bill & Jamie"
                              I feel like I'm watching an episode of "Breaking Bad."
                              "POOP"

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                              • Dr Phil is a talk show host. He's no different than Oprah or Delilah. The only one of those kind of people I can stand is John Tesh's radio show, which I listen to if I'm stuck in the car for the evening or working on a guitar later in the evening.

                                I'm going to need to shave my hair today. I can't take putting a hat on and looking like I have a stuck-in-the-80's mullet while I do yard work. Someone needs to invent convertible hair jobs

                                And finally, Bill, if we head to Dayton (and then probably Cleveland), I'll know who the ass in the Cobra that almost ran us over doing 100 in a 55 zone is Trip looks like it's in jeopardy though. IF gas prices stay the same (which they won't) it would cost $200 just to get there and come back. That doesn't count gas going up, gas prices there, staying somewhere, eating, and counts on us pushing our car to 24 mpg like on the sticker, not the 22/23 it's been getting. Also looks like Cedar Point is out of it too, as my brother now said he most likely can't come, and dad isn't much for rides (only has one leg). Hope you don't mind me bumping in on your topic to bitch again Bill

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