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That's because Female sharks have sharp teeth and might bite one off giving a BJ.
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even if I had two sharky dicks, only other shark getting their mouth near my junk would be a gummy shark.Hail yesterdayComment
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Jacque The Riffer is one with sea life!!! I remember watching Jacque Cousteau being attacked by a family of Orcas...also known as "Killer Whales" like Shamu ..like so..
I worked at Sea world taking care of Shamu. I was leaning over brushing his teeth and fell into his mouth. I panicked and he chomped down and had me in a deathroll..I was fucked. I quickly remembered what Jacque Cousteau did. I poked him in the eye kinda like Rick Flair does. He said "ow, you dick!" in whale speech and released me. But, I had to show dominance so he wouldn't do that again. So I mounted him like that girl up there and sodomized his blowhole...it was awesome!!! I couldn't believe that something so potentially fatal turned out to be the best erotic pleasure I've ever known. I'm telling ya, you haven't lived until you sodomize an Orca's blowhole..best pussy there is!
I can't make this stuff up!Last edited by horns666; 04-21-2008, 03:32 AM."Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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you look much younger there, riding on Shamu's back.Hail yesterdayComment
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I'm bumping this to get Gwarghouls RIP thread off..WTF??
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Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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FUGGUMS!!!
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Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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Holy Crap!!! I've been FUGGED!!!!!Don't forget the corn. It's nutritious, delicious, and ribbed for her pleasure.Comment
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Yes, we all been fugged!!!
Fugged in the asses!!!
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Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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Free Willy...that taste like tart, lemon yogartComment
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I will!!!Originally posted by ABSOLUT CHARVEL View Post
As soon as my kid goes to bed. My kid is the biggest cockblocker that has ever existed. He purposely forced himself to stay up so I can't get any. My wife won't give it up unless he's sleeping..that's bullshit!
He never caught us once..I'm done in 60 seconds anywhoo. We could do it twice during a commercial, and not miss a show..I dunno.
I don't even bother anymore. Now, I wait for both of them to go to sleep so I could have some real sex..by myself!!!
Fuggums...
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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i'd just ask your kid if he wants to earn some money. tell him you will pay him $5 to go to bed and pretend he is sleeping. if he doesn't go for it, then say you will be forced to scar him for life with the vision of your chasing mom around the house naked.
i have three kids, so i can't afford to pay all of them. way to many interuptions, so we just lock the door, turn up the Tv, and make it quick....that taste like tart, lemon yogartComment
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Originally posted by ABSOLUT CHARVEL View Post Right bro!!!
I know the drill (pun)..
Well, we don't have a door, we have an archway. He has a door, but its a sliding glass french door. Them we put a double sliding mirrored closet right next to the bed..so I could get nice views. Unfortunately, so can he from his room. I guess I didn't think everything through when designing the place.
Believe me, Vinny told us the last thing he ever want to see or think about is us "doing it"..I believe him. I saw my dad on my mom once..it was tramatic. I'm still seeing that one, and I was only 5.
He's 13..so he wants his privacy too. I remember when I was 13. I used to fuck everything in the house..
Bribing him ..yeah I did that before. She can tell when he's faking it tho..I don't know how..but she does.
I giot some last night tho..so that's good.
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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Bill, I just asked my boss if I could leave early so I could go sodomize an orca in it's blow hole and he told me no but he will refer me for psychiatric evaluation. :ROTF:
I think there's a random drug test in my near future.Don't forget the corn. It's nutritious, delicious, and ribbed for her pleasure.Comment
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so you got a garden shed? Fit a slide bolt to the inside of the door and you and the missus can take your shit outside. Bow chicka wow wowOriginally posted by horns666 View PostHail yesterdayComment
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what is it with women being so connected with their kids? maybe you can find some of those hippy beads for the arch way, and string them across? got a fogger from the old band days and make a smoke screen?...that taste like tart, lemon yogartComment
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