"Casa del Fuggem" Part 2 of The Legacy

[horns666]

Oh I watched 300..tonight..I like that movie!!!!

This is the 300th post at my new home..very appropriate..

[ABSOLUT CHARVEL]

i like the floaty spirit girl .... wish i had one

[horns666]

i like the floaty spirit girl .... wish i had one

Yeah me too..at least once a year to get it out of my system. That should be allowed for men in faithful marriages. Not for wives..then it wouldn't be a faithful marriage. This double standard exist for reasons etched in stone, since the inception of humans. There's undeniable logic for this that I can elaborate on.

But maybe later..I have family crap to do..

[horns666]

Happy Mothers Day

My mom called me up and yelled at me...duh. I tried to call her but her line was busy..so she calls me and yells because I didn't call her..WTF??!!

[Endrik]

man, there's some pretty hot nudist women lying on the sand about 5 miles from my house... my friend said I should go talk to them... but I'm afraid to.... I'm a shy person... I just want to spray my reproduction juice on them

[drockilles]

Sticky reproductive juice on naked chicks combined with the sand, turn those bitches into statues! So what's the protocol for the nude chicks on the beaches over there, Endrik? Nudity was very non "taboo" in all the places I saw in Europe, unlike here in the states. Just wondered why some chicks on the beaches didn't let the jugs out. Is it still kind of a shy thing for them?

[GodOfRhythm]

Sticky reproductive juice on naked chicks combined with the sand, turn those bitches into statues! So what's the protocol for the nude chicks on the beaches over there, Endrik? Nudity was very non "taboo" in all the places I saw in Europe, unlike here in the states. Just wondered why some chicks on the beaches didn't let the jugs out. Is it still kind of a shy thing for them?

Yeah, it depends on the chicks. I've had chicks who seem shy on me in normal day-to-day life, whop off every last bit of clothing and just go lie on their towel in the middle of a full beach. And I've seen the really extravert chicks wear a bikini or a one-piece.

At least they're free to choose whichever over here.

Now, onto European showergel commercials and all of the yummy boobs and asses in that.

[Endrik]

topless is pretty common thing almost everywhere in Europe... full nudity is usually in special nude beaches or sections... but not always... that being said... Euro beaches are great places to hit on girls

now about commercials.... the difference between US and European TV is that US shows, commercials, films etc. have so much talk about sex.... everything is about sex... European media doesn't have it that much at all but instead of talking we do it.... commercials show tits, ass, pussy.... dudes' dicks and whatnot. I'm not even gonna talk about the films

[horns666]

OK..this is serious..kinda. What about sportin' a chubby on a nude beach. What is the proper beach etiquette and when it comes to "sex" related stuff on nude beaches. How can men and women nudists not expect things like some kid poppin' a chub and dry humpin someon's leg or something. I wanna know stuff like that. In the states its pretty clear. You can't really do anything really..But E saw what's up at BCB..that was nice...he's goin' back there someday..I know it

I would assume girls in other parts of the world don't play the same games that girls do here..but they're girls. I think that's just in the DNA with guys and girls..the way they behave and shit.

Do girls want to see the wood, are some offended by the wood. I mean, how can you talk to naked chicks and not sport wood. I sport wood for no reason at all. I would wear pants. I never wear shorts. I never even owned a pair of shorts. But on the beach I would wear shorts..long ones. That's a good thing for me and other people ..I think.

I would have to do alot of shavin' for a nude beach..and I'd wear a black leather cod piece with spikes and rusty nails and shit..that'll be cool.

Man, I fuggin' look like Scott Ian and Ron Jeremy's love baby.. :ROTF:

[drockilles]

I don't know about sporting wood. Saw some old dude, at least in his 60s in South Beach wearing a bathing suit that was pretty much a fucking eye patch going up trying to talk to hot girls, and he was flying half mast. Didn't go over so well with the ladies.
I know pictures are a big no no. We had a bunch of guys being the stereotypical American drunk assholes while we were in the Black Sea, taking pics of every topless girl they saw like they had never seen a pair of tits before. Pretty pathetic really.

[Rupe]

I just shot water out my nose

I should know better than to take a drink while I'm reading this thread!

[Snoogans]

We were in Southern Spain a few weeks back. Walking along the prom pretending not to notice all the topless girlies (Herself takes a dim view of that kind of thing...)
Among all of the bronzed Mediterranean beauties were the usual crowd of fat pink Brit munters. One particular flower of English maidenhood stood out. She was wearing a tiny two-piece cossie that would have looked great on a girl with a figure. However, this party was vast - a frickin' lardberg. In fact, at first I thought that she wasn't wearing the bottom half at all, until it became apparent that it had actually become absorbed by the rolls of fat.

There are things that, once seen, can't be unseen...

[Endrik]

ahaaa.... but sometimes there's some pretty damn hot brit girls... they are usually with the group of those fat munters... they get very drunk and very very horny

[ABSOLUT CHARVEL]

dont you think it would be insulting to a girl if you didnt pop a woody? her self esteem may be affected. it would be like being a non tipper (no pun) because you didn't like the service.

[ABSOLUT CHARVEL]

and what about foreskin? do you get more euro action if you have a helmet or an anteater? i could see the advantage having rumple foreskin. you could get your unit wet and cover it with sand, then roll the skin back over it again. this way you are packing sand which will give it a cubby look and the extra weight will hold it down.