"Casa del Fuggem" Part 2 of The Legacy

[GodOfRhythm]

and what about foreskin? do you get more euro action if you have a helmet or an anteater? i could see the advantage having rumple foreskin. you could get your unit wet and cover it with sand, then roll the skin back over it again. this way you are packing sand which will give it a cubby look and the extra weight will hold it down.

Chicks don't give a fuck about that over here. Most men (in Belgium) at least are uncircumsized.

[airjamie]

Nother Afternoon Fuckin That Ass.

[Endrik]

I have a hooded monk too

[GodOfRhythm]

Sex is better with a 'hooded monk'. Makes sure the dickhead is more sensitive for the moment it DOES slip out of its robe.

[åron]

I got a surprising amount of play by asking Euro babes if they preferred uncircumcised or circumcised men. Doesn't really work as an opener, but 10 minutes into a conversation it was good for a laugh. Most of them had no experience with the latter and many were interested in getting some... exposure to something different

[Jack The Riffer]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/24585481/

"One summer morning, scientists observing elephant seals on a beach on Marion Island near the Antarctic spotted a young male Antarctic fur seal subduing a king penguin.

At first we thought it was hunting the penguin, but then it became clear that his intentions were rather more amorous," de Bruyn recalled today via email.

The roughly 240-pound seal subdued the 30-pound adult penguin by lying on it. The hapless bird of unknown sex struggled, rapidly flapping its flippers and attempting to stand and flee, without luck.

The seal then alternated between resting on the penguin and thrusting its pelvis at the bird in vain attempts to insert its penis for 45 minutes. Natural, unsuccessful sexual escapades by this variety of seal with members of its own species may last as long as this penguin assault did, "but yes, it is quite a long time and thus unusual," de Bruyn told LiveScience.

[horns666]

Jack..that sounds like me and the wife! Well, I'm 230lbs and the wife is 86lbs. Take a guess who's on top...

Speaking of which..we had sex earlier. I shot my goo under 2 minutes. That's the best sex there is..microwave fuggin'.
BTW..Here's a show for the kids.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApiPS6GAy_0

[atomic charvel guy]

I think you can shoot faster Billy boy, go for sixty seconds and it's done, you'll be the polaroid man-lol

[horns666]

Tommy Wassup man..how you doun' bro. Been seein' you around lately. That's cool..hope yer doin' good. Dudem you would have been so fuggin' proud of me a week or two ago..I blew my chum within 10 seconds. I must have been wound up like a fuggin' top..I didn't even get to work it in yet and ...I think I was into my 3rd or 4th hump when I unleashed the fury..Val loved it.

The faster the better man..the faster the better!!!

Stupid people call this premature jaggulations..there isn't a fuggin' thing premature about it. I do it on purpose!!!

Yeah sure, some women get mad, but that's only because they can't have prematute jaggulations..they're jealous!!

I'm 44 years old and I can still cum at will like a school boy!

[Endrik]

I can't do that, I'm not a quick shooter, It takes me a while

[horns666]

I can't do that, I'm not a quick shooter, It takes me a while

E-bro I will teach you. It is easy..but for me it must be a visual thing. I have to have BRIGHT lights on my targeted area. So I can watch my probe glisten with dew inside the welcoming quim.

I will tell my tricks once I'm done with supper..Val is making italian sauseech sandwiches with peppers and onions..oh boy!!

Then later she can dine at my all you can eat italian sauseech buffet! pssstt..that's when I like to take my time..

Ok, I'm listening to my kid playing his geetar..doin' whammy tricks..he sounds like brad gillis, steve vai, and eddie van halen with down syndrome..he's doin' good.

I'll be back later, I didn't get much sleep so I may pass the fuck out after I eat like yesterday. In case that happends. talk amoung yourselves and I will join in when I get up..

[ABSOLUT CHARVEL]

umm.. that sounds kind of selfish of you Bill short sheeting the wife with your lighting rounds you shoot off .... Do what i do. send her to the bedroom and crank up the vibrator to get started without you and to call out when it's hot to go. in the mean time while she is buzzzing away, surf some porn, make a sandwich, take a dump, etc.. All timing... Then you both can roll over and fall asleep at the same time!

[SEEGERMANY]

To get your ass off the hook for "quick firing," dive head first and grab the little man in the boat and start sucking on that "fella" till momma's back starts to arch. Then STOP! Glance up at her as she's catching her breath and then repeat the maneuver until she begs for a full frontal assault! Trust me, she won't give a rat's ass if you blow your goo in a totally different time zone!

[ABSOLUT CHARVEL]

good advice SG. doing the A-Z with the tounge seems to very effective. Hitting the letters P,Q,R,S gets the most responce.

[SEEGERMANY]

A-Z is a good thang, but I'm talking about knawing on that engorged "little man" till she has her meat hooks buried in the back of your noggin. During the brief breaks, ask her if you can buy a new Les Paul and before she can respond, start sucking on her clit again and I guarantee she'll say "yes, yes!"