"Casa del Fuggem" Part 2 of The Legacy

[Endrik]

disgusting is when there's a big brown chewed bubble gum hanging out of the box hole...

how was the saying.... next step from over-sized clit is to a under-sized cock... Snoogans can correct me if I'm wrong

[drockilles]

Oh, man. There was always the most fucked up porn playing in the berthing on my ship. There was one with these huge body-building type chicks, and their clits really looked like little dicks. And a big +1 on saying no to sloppy vaginas. I'm not licking something that looks like a dead baby bird.

[horns666]

Yeah man, I don't like those twats that look like there's fried bologna sticking outta of it.

[ABSOLUT CHARVEL]

too much Laffy Taffy can be a pain if there is too much hanging. its like having all sack with no balls, but on a chick. oversized clits are just wrong. rule of thumb is if you can give her a hand job, you may want to check for a adams apple! swordfighting with a chick could be interesting, but thats just not right..

[ABSOLUT CHARVEL]

Good question. I'm not sure. When I was younger and drank more, I'd go down on that shit til the cows came home. But now, I guess I'm older and it's just too much work. I still do it, don't get me wrong, but not as often as I use to. And not as long as I use to as well.

now that my wife has hit the Freaky Fourtys, she dosent need as much prep work done. when we were younger i'd almost get lock jaw working that thing, but now just a couple of bean flicks shes good to go.

on special nights when she has a few, i hit her the "Shocker" aka "2 in the pink, 1 in the stink" or "2 in the cake, 1 in the pudding". that seems to get the party started!

[ABSOLUT CHARVEL]

this might help you diving experiance

http://www.pussysnorkel.com/facts.htm

[Bengal]

Do chicks have a substance that clenses the urethra like a man does?

Can anyone else tell the difference in taste between piss and sweat?

Am I overthinking this shit too much?

[ABSOLUT CHARVEL]

i think you are overthinking too much. somethings are best unanswered.

[Bengal]

i think you are overthinking too much. somethings are best unanswered.

This is true. And somethings are better left avoided. Which is possibly why I don't venture down there too much anymore.

[SEEGERMANY]

"is that piss, sweat, or do I just need to shit?"

[Bengal]

You kill me Mark!

[SEEGERMANY]

Speaking of snatch slurping, I just saw on the news that Ellen Degeneres is getting married to her long time girlfriend! I'd imagine the California clergy is gonna be quite busy for the next several months.

[ABSOLUT CHARVEL]

You kill me Mark!

ditto:ROTF:

[GodOfRhythm]

Snatchdiving is fucking awesome. Probably the part of sex I enjoy the most, next to getting sucked off. It's MOSTLY ORAL, or NOTHING in my book.

[åron]

Speaking of snatch slurping, I just saw on the news that Ellen Degeneres is getting married to her long time girlfriend! I'd imagine the California clergy is gonna be quite busy for the next several months.

Portia di Rossi is hot. I'll be sending in my application for stunt cock.