"Casa del Fuggem" Part 2 of The Legacy

[SEEGERMANY]

"Bill's photo journal"

[Snoogans]

[fr0sty]

[SEEGERMANY]

[lerxstcat]

Not only did he help Jack off the horse, but Pastor Bates rhymes with masturbates! :ROTF:

I've just had a Dewey Cox moment! "Pastor Bates Masturbates".....

[Jack The Riffer]

Not only did he help Jack off the horse, but Pastor Bates rhymes with masturbates! :ROTF:

I've just had a Dewey Cox moment! "Pastor Bates Masturbates".....

Let's not forget the boys name Jack McGurkin. Sounds like he's pistoning a pickle.

[horns666]

I should pudslap each and every one of you for letting the best thread on the JCF slip to the middle of the second page..

That's it..I'm personally paying all of you a visit..yeah, I got that kinda time!

If I get laid in another country..would that be cheating..isn't there change of venue laws for pussy?

[fr0sty]

Not only did he help Jack off the horse, but Pastor Bates rhymes with masturbates! :ROTF:

I've just had a Dewey Cox moment! "Pastor Bates Masturbates".....

That has got to be fake. I mean, it's just too good. Jack McGurkin?!?!? That has got to be a joke. :ROTF:

[horns666]

I've been feeelin' crappy with a cold..I need to catch up with some silly tales of yore.

I will think of a story. I have MANY of them. Let me ramble on a random thoughts that pop in my noggin...ummmmm....ummmmmm...ahhhhhhhh...hmmmmm..

So many topics. Deviant sexcapades, metal shit, crazy cop shit, insane ramblings..but still drawing a blank.

I had so many crazy sex episodes. Things I would never consider doing now. OK, the weirdest and dumbest places I did it. I will share some. OK, I used to wear a full length leather coat. It was winter and snowing ..I had sex at a crowded bus stop in broad daylight. They thought I wrapped my coat around my girl to stay warm..but my dick was in her. Then, we finished at the back of the bus. Once, I was caught by mall security in a dark cubby hole..we were doin' it, they shined their mag-lites on my pud. Then my wife put a hole in her sweat pants while we were dating..her parents thought she was sitting on my lap..but my dick was in her. One time I actually had a conversation with my mother in law while she blew me in the doorway where she couldn't see her...that was cool. Once, I was banging some slut on the bathroom sink and busted the sink right off the wall..I totally flooded the fuggin' house. Once this hillbilly girl blew me with my dick through a rusty chain link fence...later she gave me ringworm, but that's another story..I didn't know she had a wooden leg. Once I was banging my old girlfreind while she was puking in the sink..we were both very drunk..I didn't care. Once I banged that girl in the front seat while my bud was trapped in the backseat..it was a 2 door and he was trapped..while listening to the sounds and smelling the stenches of love...he was begging to get out the whole time.

OK, did you ever mount a chick for the first time and was completely turned you off when she took some clothes off ..that happened to me a couple times. OK, back to the wooden leg girl. I did not know this girl had a fake leg..she didn't limp or anything. I went to her place after she begged me for weeks. So she's on the couch. I'm kneeling on the floor and started to pull down her jeans. I'm high and I have wood. Then I freaked out but I couldn't let her know...there it was ..a wooden leg! What to do..I wanted to run away but that would be rude. So I closed my eyes and shot my goo as fast as I could. I actually shot my goo on her wooden leg and then told her I had to go.. and she gave me ringworm. Then I took this other hillbilly that had a crush on me to the drive in movie. I really didn't like her at all..I took her there to tell her "let's just be friends". But I bought a 6 pack and a dimebag..she didn't want any..so I got fucked up. She started to rub my pud and it got good to me. So I mounted her. I pulled up her shirt and bra and saw the worst fried egg titties ever, and her nipples looked like crunchberries (cereal)...I sobered quick and couldn't do it, it was too icky..so I told her I couldn't do it. She fuggin' freaked and started to kick me like nuts. I had to get out of my car and it was pouring rain. She locked the doors and I was begging her to let me back in...she finally did. I took her home..some stuff traumatized me, but it was cool... i guess

I did some dumb things..the list is endless!

[fr0sty]

Classic!

[SEEGERMANY]

I tried to keep things flowing as much as possible. You're a tough act to follow though.

[Rupe]

Bedtime stories with Uncle Bill :ROTF:

[GodOfRhythm]

HAHAHAHAHAHA BILL!!! That's why fucking love you!!!

[horns666]

..and I love you fuckers. I do..I would come over and personally dry hump your legs..if I was high. I'm always in a "ghood" mood when I'm high. But no gay stuff now..I won't take of my pants or nuthin'..just a tease..that's all you bitches get!

A personal lap dance from the Bill Z Bub..hey, that's sounds like the perfect Chistmas gift!

Hey..damn!..I KNOW I could make money doin' strip o' grams. I could do tupperwear parties..bingo parties. Old ladys' would love to be pudslapped by the Bill Z Bub..old ladies just love me!!!

Old ladies stilll still go nuts for the pud..they are pud starved. There's TONS of granny porn sites..they are the most enthusiastic horndogs there is..they can't move too good..but they do make alot of noise, and they're very happy!

Have you ever seen some grannys sucking a pud..they suck it like its their last supper!

Old Ladies+ Bill Z Pud = Big Money!

my wife prolly would go for it too..she won't be jealous of old ladies..I'm gonna ask her!!!

[Jack The Riffer]

Instead of a Donkey Show you could put on a Voz Show!!! :ROTF: