"Casa del Fuggem" Part 2 of The Legacy

[Rupe]

Wax it

If you want to really impress your lady, go for the full Back, Crack, and Sack package

[Jack The Riffer]

Wax is for sissies, I'd use duct tape if it came to that.

[bibz]

Two hands is a killer flick, absolute must watch. Kings Cross is also awesome but for different reasons

Man, using an atm there at 3am was a rush

[Emthrax]

honestly... i do not understand why dudes shave/wax their man bits.
a soft nest (groomed a bit, perhaps) serves a purpose so that you and your lover aren't chafed to hell during sex.
and if a lover can't handle a bit of hair during oral, then they're way too high maintenance.
a hairless dude just looks like a little boy, ugh. jmho is all.

[Hellbat]

That's why you set the trimmer to the #2 depth. Clean and tidy but you can tell the puberty monster has visited.

[horns666]

Wassup Homios!!!

Well what the fuck! I been listening to some new metal. Yes, I finally caught up on some new goodies..fuggit! I'm liking what I'm hearing so far..listening to GRIFFIN (Norway) w/ Alexi Laiho..they have a few out. Also listening to SCARIOT which I like better than Communic as a Nevermore-ish band...there's quite a few of those out there.

Tommy..I love you ..ya silly bastid. You're an awesome bro and I hope you stay well my friend. I have all the confidence that you have the strength and smarts to ensure your lifespan. Like me, I know you wanna feel good..but we MUST keep things in check! One thing going for me is I must always be in control..when it comes to everything. Some may think that is a character flaw..but they are fuggin' assholes with constant fuggin' drama...so fuggums.

BATMAN was arrested for beating up his mommy and his sister..that is not nice! That's a bad Batman!!!

SHAVING OF THE FRANK & BEANS........

OK I have perfected this. I've been doing it since '92. Now I do NOT shave everything and look like a powdered canoli..that looks dumb...I know..I've tried that. All I do is shave the shaft and my beanbag. I try to get all the way to the taint..but that's a pain in the ass. (funny pun..phunny). I do not let it get like a cactus...the balls don't get "prickly" anywhoo..and they're kinda out of the way for boinkage. The only thing I maintain TWICE a week is the very start of my pole. I don't shave above or around my pole. I'm a pretty hairy Italian guy..it would be bald and stupid loogin'. I just trim that part so its not a fuggin' afro. That's easy to trim just grab your pubes over a toilet bowl and cut with scissors..be careful..not to close or you'll get cut..I did that too. Don't do any pube grooming while intoxicated..it can be catastrophic..I know this. What you want is a NATURAL looking pud..that is soft and supple to to touch while fully engorged! Make sure to clean your toilet afterward..or it'll look like its growing a beard!

JACK..a good alternative to razors is FIRE! But you must be careful!!! In prehistoric times..man shaved their balls with fire. The object is to get as close to the fire as possibble and not burning the goods. You wanna get close enough just to singe the hair. Hair burns really quick..like..pooooofffffffft..and its stinky. I hate the smell of burnt hair..one of the worse smells there is really. I smelled everything stinky..you name it..I smelled it...and burnt hair is stinky.

I turn the burner of my stove on very low. Then I cup my pud and balls and straddle over the burner. I slowly lower the goods closer to the flame until the hair starts to singe..get away as soon as you feel any pain. If you do feel pain..you just fucked up and will prolly have a blister..possibly a scar on your johnson or sack, those are war scars worthy for display at any bar. If that happends, put something cold on it. I like to rub butter on it myself..for the obvious reasons...some Parkay margerine is nice too..maybe a dash of olive oil...a little oregano. BOOM..put it on a bun and give it to my wife for lunch! But she's never hungry for sauseech. Nope, that's a "favor" kinda thing and that kinda sucks but hey..whatever..fuggit.

G, thanks for some Heath Ledger movies to check out. He was awesome in Batman. He prolly never beat up his family..because that's not nice. Too bad Heath is not around to see what a hit his work was..and its not hype because he's dead. Well, some of it is but he was the best Joker imo..including Jack Nickelson, who rules! I wouldn't take small kids to see this Batman to be honest. Some of the shit that is implied is pretty fuggin' twisted and disturbing..especially whenever he mentions how he got his face all cut up.

Well, That's it for now you fuckers..I luv U!!!

Today, I'm gonna get HAPPY (gonge) and put on some metal and continue reading some HP Lovecraft..I wish it was a dark and rainy day. I love those kind of days!

Yours,

Bill Z Bub

[horns666]

Any Jimi Hendrix fans here..this is my favorite performance..EVER!!!

Its Jimi..all fucked up ..shouting.."Fuck her in the ass!!!"..http://youtube.com/watch?v=f_6zeKYLAz0

[Emthrax]

I adore Jimi Hendrix, I will check that out.

Oh man... BillZBro you are in fine fine form today with your Shaving of the Frank and Beans explanation. :ROTF: You should save that post and print it out for posterity's sake.
This is my favorite: "In prehistoric times..man shaved their balls with fire."
You should write some sort of Bible. For reals.

[Emthrax]

listening to the Jimi... HAHAHAHA! oh geez.

[Rupe]

Any Jimi Hendrix fans here..this is my favorite performance..EVER!!!

Its Jimi..all fucked up ..shouting.."Fuck her in the ass!!!"..http://youtube.com/watch?v=f_6zeKYLAz0

I have that one on CD That's actually Jim Morrison yelling all that shtuff. IIRC, Johnny Winter is also playing guitar along with Hendrix.

[fr0sty]

Another classic post. Definitely one for the ages

:ROTF:

Wassup Homios!!!

Well what the fuck! I been listening to some new metal. Yes, I finally caught up on some new goodies..fuggit! I'm liking what I'm hearing so far..listening to GRIFFIN (Norway) w/ Alexi Laiho..they have a few out. Also listening to SCARIOT which I like better than Communic as a Nevermore-ish band...there's quite a few of those out there.

Tommy..I love you ..ya silly bastid. You're an awesome bro and I hope you stay well my friend. I have all the confidence that you have the strength and smarts to ensure your lifespan. Like me, I know you wanna feel good..but we MUST keep things in check! One thing going for me is I must always be in control..when it comes to everything. Some may think that is a character flaw..but they are fuggin' assholes with constant fuggin' drama...so fuggums.

BATMAN was arrested for beating up his mommy and his sister..that is not nice! That's a bad Batman!!!

SHAVING OF THE FRANK & BEANS........

OK I have perfected this. I've been doing it since '92. Now I do NOT shave everything and look like a powdered canoli..that looks dumb...I know..I've tried that. All I do is shave the shaft and my beanbag. I try to get all the way to the taint..but that's a pain in the ass. (funny pun..phunny). I do not let it get like a cactus...the balls don't get "prickly" anywhoo..and they're kinda out of the way for boinkage. The only thing I maintain TWICE a week is the very start of my pole. I don't shave above or around my pole. I'm a pretty hairy Italian guy..it would be bald and stupid loogin'. I just trim that part so its not a fuggin' afro. That's easy to trim just grab your pubes over a toilet bowl and cut with scissors..be careful..not to close or you'll get cut..I did that too. Don't do any pube grooming while intoxicated..it can be catastrophic..I know this. What you want is a NATURAL looking pud..that is soft and supple to to touch while fully engorged! Make sure to clean your toilet afterward..or it'll look like its growing a beard!

JACK..a good alternative to razors is FIRE! But you must be careful!!! In prehistoric times..man shaved their balls with fire. The object is to get as close to the fire as possibble and not burning the goods. You wanna get close enough just to singe the hair. Hair burns really quick..like..pooooofffffffft..and its stinky. I hate the smell of burnt hair..one of the worse smells there is really. I smelled everything stinky..you name it..I smelled it...and burnt hair is stinky.

I turn the burner of my stove on very low. Then I cup my pud and balls and straddle over the burner. I slowly lower the goods closer to the flame until the hair starts to singe..get away as soon as you feel any pain. If you do feel pain..you just fucked up and will prolly have a blister..possibly a scar on your johnson or sack, those are war scars worthy for display at any bar. If that happends, put something cold on it. I like to rub butter on it myself..for the obvious reasons...some Parkay margerine is nice too..maybe a dash of olive oil...a little oregano. BOOM..put it on a bun and give it to my wife for lunch! But she's never hungry for sauseech. Nope, that's a "favor" kinda thing and that kinda sucks but hey..whatever..fuggit.

G, thanks for some Heath Ledger movies to check out. He was awesome in Batman. He prolly never beat up his family..because that's not nice. Too bad Heath is not around to see what a hit his work was..and its not hype because he's dead. Well, some of it is but he was the best Joker imo..including Jack Nickelson, who rules! I wouldn't take small kids to see this Batman to be honest. Some of the shit that is implied is pretty fuggin' twisted and disturbing..especially whenever he mentions how he got his face all cut up.

Well, That's it for now you fuckers..I luv U!!!

Today, I'm gonna get HAPPY (gonge) and put on some metal and continue reading some HP Lovecraft..I wish it was a dark and rainy day. I love those kind of days!

Yours,

Bill Z Bub

[Rupe]

Another classic post. Definitely one for the ages

:ROTF:

Thanks for reposting the entire novel!

[CharvelRocker]

Bill, you seriously need to compile this stuff, publish it, and sell it. It would be a New York Times Best Seller

[fr0sty]

It truly was that good.

Thanks for reposting the entire novel!

[horns666]

I do this for you guys..I love making my friends laugh..always did. What make anything really "funny" is that it is based on fact..at least my facts..its all in the delivery. I have friends that beg me to do stand up. I know I could do that..much better than most of those boring twats. I don't tell fuggin' "jokes"..I tell people my life fuggin' story without giving a shit and people love it. I've had many pussied cunts in my life that complained on me, and one time I really got in trouble and lost my job as a carpet installer..I never told that story here. That's a good one.. I will later..

..my wife always tells me to write a book. I want to..I just don't have the "connections"..if anyone does..please send them my way!

In fact I just posted this in response to a JCF brother who don't have a car to bop his girl in..here's a cut and paste. This is how I AWAYS talk in person..to anybody..even old people..well, I'm old..so fuggums.

from another thread..


Originally Posted by dangerous_dave
I wish I could afford a car...

:ROTF:

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Fuck her on the bus..that's what I did!! I had it down to a science. We'd start at the bus stop. In the Winter I wore a full lengh leather and wrapped that around her with my pud stuck in her twat. Then the bus would come and then we would hurry to the back of the bus..no kissing or nothing obvious. I took off my coat and layed it across are laps..she would slide the back of her jeans down just enough to pop my pud back in there..still all moist and warm..yeah...then I'd bust a nut without making a sound..yeah..fuck yeah..then I would have busted nut all over myself..and I always wore black. People would see my goo crusted black 501's and they were happy!

Then years later I became a cop!

Those are facts!