"Casa del Fuggem" Part 2 of The Legacy

[fr0sty]

Bill, you can self publish. If you are serious, type that book up and let us buy copies on demand. You will only be out the time it takes to type it up.

I just read an article recently about self publishing books. One site referenced was http://www.lulu.com/

[SEEGERMANY]

All I do is shave the shaft and my beanbag.

Ditto. "Beanbag" hair doesn't grow back quickly and is so sparsely spaced, you don't (well, your partner) have to worry about irritating stuble. "Old Shaft" is another story. It takes a minimum amount of time to maintain and I've been told that it's very much appreciated.

[horns666]

Yeah, SG!!..and it gives the illusion or appearance that's its bigger. Well, you can see ALL of it, once you remove some of the shrubbery.

[horns666]

BTW..I might have broken my goo speed record this morning. I happened to luck out really. The wife and I woke up before Vinny did. I was having some HAPPY dreams..dream I can't recall..but my pud was still very happy..as happy as could be. I warned my wife all she has to do is give it a kiss or two and it could blow. I wasn't kiddin' either..that fuggin' thing has a trobbin' headache. Well she offered herself and pulled down her pants (microwave fuggin") . Well it wasn't warmed up at all so I had to put a little spittle upon it and work it in. By the time it got cozy.. I had to withdraw quick. ( 17 seconds!!~) My wife looked like she had some kind of cordial cherry accident. I laughed ..I laughed very hard. That was a relief tho..I really needed that!

[drockilles]

Goo speed. Bill, you still have 2 weeks, you should try and make that an Olympic event. Head over to Beijing and bring home the gold!

[horns666]

Beijing!!!

Just that word alone get's me excited ..It sounds asian for blowjob or somethin'!!

Asian + Blowjob = Fuck yeah!!

Beijing...:ROTF:

[SEEGERMANY]

If the event will be held in the morning, I'll participate in the "pole vault."

[horns666]

That right SG!!..Any fuggin' Morning.

I heard that guys with ED..."Erectable Dysfunctions"..go thru a series of tests. They actually put a ring around the pud while the dude is sleeping. Its nornal to have anywhere from 20 to 150 boners while sleeping, especially during REM (Rapid Erection Movement) mode . The ring is hooked up to a computer to find any signs of life or penile stimuli. If the person who claims to have ED has boner while he sleeping..that means he's just married to a bitch. In that case the problem is NOT his penis. Therefore he is advised to either stop at the bar or take two xannax a day to numb himself until his spouse is more desireable..or something like that. Basically he needs beergoggles to fuck. This is probably alot more common than we realize.

Lets put this same limp fuck in a room with a girl from Beijing and ...baddabing!!

[Emthrax]

I just read all this Beijing Badabing goo-talk, and it would have been quite hilarious, but my boy cat chose this moment to sit next to me and start licking his little cat weiner.
ugh.

[SEEGERMANY]

Is it shaved?

[Emthrax]

oh no! :ROTF:
You need a time-out Germ.

nah - he prefers to be au natural. he got hit by a car last spring and was shaved all over, he wasn't amused.

[Jack The Riffer]

Beijing Badabing goo-talk

That would make an awesome name for a band!!! :ROTF:

[horns666]

Hey Sis!!!..Man, only if I could do that ..I'd be famous!

So, OK then..just like Emmy's cat..Pico always did that. He did that constantly. He was a freakshow! His weenie was ginormous..it looked like a fifth leg. He had a big ol' red rocket. You would feel it whenever you had to pick him up. That was constantly because he couldn't walk..ewww.

Bella is a girl. I was relieved that I won't be dealing with all this red rocket biz...until yesterday!!! She freaked me out!!! She's on her back while gripping my fuggin' arm and she starts going NUTS with the humping..I mean NUTS!! Can't I have one pet..just one..that's not a fuggin' pervert...WTF!!??

Unbelievable!!

[horns666]

That would make an awesome name for a band!!! :ROTF:

..or a song. I love it!!

[Emthrax]

Can't I have one pet..just one..that's not a fuggin' pervert...WTF!!??

Unbelievable!!

What's that saying about "like attracts like" or something like that?
Burn! (*runs away*)

My boy cat (Merlin, who was licking his happy earlier) is freakin' the fuck out right now, he's running around the house like he's possessed. When he does this I call it "poofin" because his tail gets all poofy and huge.
So he's poofin all over the place right now, he's nuts.

I need to get some video of my other boy cat (Osiris the Virus) because he walks like John Wayne.

I have another cat too, Zorya the Weird. She's a major bitch.

Have fun with BellaLoo, BillZ.

And I agree... Beijing Badabing would be a super rad bandname or song!
Maybe I'll write it. I dunno.
It could be about a chick from Beijing and a dude from Belgium.
But I really like the idea of a chinese metal band with that name, hahahaha!