"Casa del Fuggem" Part 2 of The Legacy

[horns666]

Sis, those are cool names. I like Zorya. I was thinking of Zora or Zena for Bella. I wanted to go with Zurlo..but that wasn't popular in my tribe. Oh well, ...like it!

She's like a Zurlo..she's stubborn and crazy..

[horns666]

Well I've been listening to alot of new metal. Some really good discoveries. I like Griffin alot..Alexi Laiho pruduced and played on their first one "No hold barred"..they sound kinda like a metal version of Thin Lizzy...because of the singer

Another is Scariot..another Nevermore wannbe be band..BUT, they actually write very cool and catchy songs. With a closer listen they do have their own Identity much like Communic does..there last one being very good and has distanced themselves from the OBVIOS NM comparisons. Another Nevermore-ish band is Curran Murphy Shattered Messiah..he's in my freind's band Antithesis ..where Ty came from. Very dissapointed in this..Wagner sings for Breaker..I think he sucks the jewels!!! Now if Ty sang on this..it would smoke. I would like to hook up w/ Curran for some death metal project he wants to do with my bud who does NOT play that shit like I do...oh well..fuggums.

Some other cool mention for new releases is Rage "carved in stone"..another good release..I like it!! hmmm..Oh, I like Steel Attcak and Brainstorm's last efforts...I'm a little disspointed of Iron Savior's last..even the packaging looks cheap.

There' more..Oh, Check out Kiuas!!! A little too much keyboards..but pretty cool...http://youtube.com/watch?v=Rj8aD7ahhH0

[horns666]

Oh..I've been diggin' this..Alexi is in here ..can you find him?..GRIFFIN ..http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZKbX1TO1CH4

[SEEGERMANY]

Hey Bill, I think you'll get a kick out of this.

In an unrelated case, a Minden man was arrested Friday and charged with two counts of residential burglary. Juan J. Bush, 48, of the 900 block of Homer Road, was arrested after detectives matched finger and palm prints left at the scene of the crime to Bush. Minden Police Chief T.C. Bloxom said Bush is charged with the July 22 breaking at Forget Me Not on Homer Road. “Bush took several video tapes from the place of business,” said Bloxom. “During his interview, he also admitted to breaking into Physical Therapy Associates on Homer Road.”

Bush reportedly told detectives that he stole a pair of tennis shoes from the physical therapy business, which he later sold for $20.

[Jack The Riffer]

Dear Dr. Bill,

Do you find that if you use Tan in a Bottle as lubricant for pud pulling that it turns your dick brown?

Sincerely,
Dick Brown

[ABSOLUT CHARVEL]

the tan is more orange than brown. and if you have an ant-eater, forget about it because it will end up looking like a Coral Snake. The sack on the other hand will turn out looking like a coconut, but plays havoc in staining the underware though.

[horns666]

SG!!..That sounds like something our Bush would do..Lil' Bush.

Jack..from my own experience with the Oompah Loompah Lotions and whatnots.

I shaved my head in early '96. The change to my appearence was ..striking.. like a pud to the face. This was before it was popular for guys to shave their heads..these were the days of the skullet..Cleveland Ohio style!

Well, anywhoo I had to report to Roll Call with a fuggin' white Cue Ball..at 6:30 AM ..with a bunch of hungover, crazy muthfuggas. The laughs were legendary..the ridicule..amazing. But everyone wanted to bone my partner who quickly proclaimed it was "sexy".. YES..the climate certainly changed..the tables turned! But not for long..At this time Jack D noticed the color of my melon. I dyed the fucker orange. I forgot what I used ..it was the real popular tanning lotion..COPPERTONE! I tired to defend myself in a bullshittingly manner.. until he noticed the palms of my hands ..which were also stained orange..a dead give...fuggums.

Coppertone will fuck you up..and eveyone will notice. I'd go with the Coppertone!

I'm going on a trip to New York w/ my daddy. Somewhere near Rochester ..or something...about a 5-hour hour drive..

[SEEGERMANY]

SG!!..That sounds like something our Bush would do..Lil' Bush.

It just amazes me that with hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of medical equipment, computer equipment, appliances, televisions, and various other items in my clinic, the idiot stole $7 in pocket change and my goddamned tennis shoes. The detective told me today that the boob had been convicted before and that he'd probably get 8-10 years in the pokey.

[horns666]

Oh Yeah..I used to work security at the main office of Blue Cross/Blue Shield.

That place was an infinite sea of poon. All kinds of shit happened there. Stealing soiled panties was one. I remember that..they belonged to this beautiful girl and they were kinda soiled. I had to take them as evidence..yes, I wanted to sniff 'em.

Here's a fact of life..all guys sniff panties. Panties are to guys..what roses are to girls. There is a definite smelling fetish going on..in all walks of life...even dogs sniff before they mount. We are united as earthlings with the sniffing..we are only divided by laws that prohibit us from mounting...ummm.. anything at random!

We are united by humping. We all should do "the wave" with one big hump..that would be something. That would be way we should greet extrateresstrials..just grab 'em right off the ship ..and hump 'em!

[Jack The Riffer]

Dear Dr. Bill,

I have a date this weekend with a woman who claims to have amazingly strong kegel Muscles. Would it be appropriate to bring a bag of walnuts and ask her to crack them for me? Maybe bring some oranges too and see if I can get some fresh squeezed Orange Juice?

Sincerely,
Freak Nasty

[VitaminG]

I thought kegeling was a winter sport....?

[bibz]

If it was kegging we'd have won a gold medal alot sooner

[horns666]

Yeahhhhhhh...you guys are encouraging me!!!

Yes, I will be back..I must poop, and spend time with the wife. Maybe in that order..I'm not sure.

[horns666]

Dear Dr. Bill,

I have a date this weekend with a woman who claims to have amazingly strong kegel Muscles. Would it be appropriate to bring a bag of walnuts and ask her to crack them for me? Maybe bring some oranges too and see if I can get some fresh squeezed Orange Juice?

Sincerely,
Freak Nasty

Ahhh Jack..Yes, Becky Lawson! She was a horny red haired gingertwat that I fucked for awhile..nice HARD natural C-Cup tittays...NICE!...NICE!!!

She was LOUD..the loudest I've ever had..that was encouraging. Its like you're really doin' somethin' special. Well, anywhoo..I remember she always used to tell me to stay still..that's hard when ya wanna go. Well, I would lay there still and she would contract those muscles and wow..I mean wow..NICE!...NICE!!!

I actually got my ass beat over her...one of the very rare occassions. She lied to me..she told me her old boyfriend was in the military and they broken up. So one day I'm fuggin' her in my van while we were on break at work. I had black tinted windows..but she was LOUD! All of a sudden there was banging on my van. I looked up and there was this big angry dude with his face against the windows trying to look in. I pulled up my pants and snuck out the passenger door. As he came around the front of the van I clocked him with a good one..baddadbing!!! It didn't do anything but piss him off..so I started to run serpentine, all zig zag back to the store with him in pusuit. I almost made it..those damn automatic doors to supermarkets were so fuggin' slow. He caught and tackled me right in the store and pounded on me in front of my boss and everyone...it didn't hurt tho..actually, I didn't feel a thing..but I heard her screaming "Stop, leave him alone". Well, what was I to do. As he was walking away I said "Fuck you, I'll kick your ass!!"..Funny thing was I didn't have a mark on me but I guess I really blackened his eye. People that knew him said "Dude, you really kicked his ass" because they saw his eye. I stated.."Well, of course I did" . He made her quit there and I never saw here again..she was a liar anyways..so fuggums. Then I met Val..who was MUCH cuter..so I married her..and she's still here..ain't that sumthin'. Val was a virgin..my first one...and I really liked that!

But I'll always remember that vice-grip twat!!!


*Fuck the orange juice Jack. Have her sqeeze your lemon until the juice runs down your leg..and play that Led Zep song too..that'll be perfect!!!:ROTF:

[horns666]

I've been watchin' the olympics off and on. That wrestler form Sweden handled that very badly..no matter what the reason. My kid is in love with the girl that won the gold yesterday..but she kinda has a big forhead..but that's OK.

I think that Italian one on our team in cute. The one that got all fucked up and lost her balance and shit. I'm a sucker for Italian girls! She was really upset..I wanted to give her a hug. ..and not in any sexual way either..just a hug. I felt bad for her.

It's official..I'm a gentle old man now..

Well, I wouldn't say that...not yet anywhoo.

Hey, do they air the special olympics on tv. I never seen one..ever. Just that Southpark episode and the Johnny Knoxville movie. But I never watched one.

Have fun you fuckers!!!