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  • Originally posted by guitarsjb View Post
    Hey Bill, just droppin in to say thanks for helpin me out tonight. Save the PM (seriously) in case I get accused of some crap. Do ya mind??

    I sure appreciate you taking time to do that for me. If I owe you anything for the call, let me know.
    Yes, I was just thinking that too..just like a reciept! Well, they can't say you didn't make the effort..I talked to Melina. I ALWAYS get a name too. I hope she's cool..

    Got the PM..Hell, we got the original thread..including this thread..with a date on it.

    I'm your alibi..

    Not a prob sis!!
    "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
    Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

    "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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    • Can I be an alibi too?

      Good ol' Bill, always contributing to society ( society meaning the JCF and my music collection).
      "Dear Dr. Bill,
      I work with a woman who is about 5 feet tall and weighs close to 450 pounds and has more facial hair than ZZ Top." - Jack The Riffer

      "OK, we can both have Ben..joint custody. I'll have him on the weekends. We could go out in my Cobra and give people the finger..weather permitting of course.." -Bill Z. Bub

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      • Not to be too much of a dick but why is mccain mr war hero, he got shot down! How much good can you do if your locked up?

        It's also funny that people with no international political experience can call out someone else for not having international political experience, when the only way to get the international political experience needed is to be elected president. And people thought bush had international political experience and look where that lead y'all

        Hope you's can see the stupidity in my hateful ribbing, I take nothing serious

        Now to open up this jsx whilst watching womens beach volleyball!

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        • Originally posted by ABSOLUT CHARVEL View Post
          i have three kids, so i can't afford to pay all of them. way to many interuptions, so we just lock the door, turn up the Tv, and make it quick.
          How romantic!
          "Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)

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          • Originally posted by horns666 View Post
            My pud still works like when I was 12...being called up to the blackboard in the 6th grade. I had to walk like the fuggin' hunchback to the front of the class. That's how it rolls in Catholic school..God tells the nuns what kid has a throbber. Then she calls that kid to the front of the class..that was me. That was traumatizing,..everyone knew I was pitchin' a tent..laughin' and shit. You couldn't reason with your pud either at that age. ...... Then if I have a soul..it will carry that boner for all eternity. Then my spirit will haunt whomever it wishes. My ghost will jack off wherever it wishes and nobody would ever know. Have you ever got a feelin' like something just splashed you on the head or in the face. That's prolly someone's ghost jackin' off over you..and he got a little invisible protoplasm on ya. Maybe he's gettin' ya back for laughing at him in 6th grade..who knows. I wanna slime people like in that movie Ghost Busters..
            BUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! :ROTF: Man, Bill, you are one funny fugger, you need your own cable show, like, instead of Chappelle's show,... ZURLO'S SHOW!

            AHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!

            This thread is awesome!!! (I went back to April and started reading it all, can you tell?)
            "Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)

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            • Oh My...Ron is catchin' up. Yeah, I'm on a roll sometimes. I'm glad this shit is written down somewhere. I'm glad I get do the Zurlo show here. I actually take this show whever I go..sometimes that's not a good thing.

              Like Bibz said. I take nothing serious. Nothing alot of people think is "serious" anywhoo. That's when they get mad..or whatever....fuggums.

              I'm not into politics. I'm just pretty good at predicting the unpredictable...especially when I'm taking a dump. That's when everything hits me. That's prolly why I can't take a dump.

              McCain .."War hero". Well, he served and stayed behind when he had the chaince to bail. Isn't that when he got all fucked up.. He paid some dues. The he married that rich piece of ass in Hawaii. At least he can pick 'em.

              I know who I'm favoring right now. That changed from months ago. Obama ceratinly loves change..he changes every five minutes. His best bet is smile and look pretty and keep playin' rope a dope..and tell your wife and friends to STFU!

              I think McCain is a little too gung ho..and Obama wants to jive and bullshit his way thru. That's their character..they both have their qualities as people. But I know I could lead better than both of them put together..and I'm a fuggin' asshole. I can jive with the best or throwdown a mindnumbing tizzy. I'm not impressed!

              O'Bama + McCain would be OK. Those two combined would prolly make a decent prez. But not on their own. Maybe they should join forces.

              McCain is smart...or his people are. He's testing the waters having his shadow Lieberman follow him around for a month or so..just to see how the polls do. Both don't want to pick VPs right now..it could make/break everything. One party wants a choice confirmation before making theirs. If Obama picks Clinton then the race is legit and he wants to win. If he picks some asshat like Edwards..then he just wants COOKIE! McCain wants Lieberman. He just wants to make sure people are cool with that. Alot of conservatives are not. The "experts" including Huckabee all say he needs a VP that is pro-life, because that's in his intrest. I think that is totally incorrect! I think by picking a pro-choice person, he would have more of a balance. Leaving that issue a little open would be a wise choice. We know where McCain stands..that sits extremely well with his supporters. So picking a pro-choice will grab more people than he would lose 'em..my gut theory anywhoo.

              Like I said..I just like predicting shit. I surf thru the news channels and nobody on either side says this shit and I wonder why?

              Whoever wins won't matter too much. Like always during the honeymoon ..they'll focus on something and make some people happy. Then they'll hit a wall and stay there..until next election.

              My concern with McCain and Russia or the clusterfuck we are in is ..the draft..my son will be right there.

              My concern with Obama is taxing me up the ass for special intrests that are not my own..

              Basically it comes down to that! Its not what they will do..its what I want to avoid. Ain't that a bitch!

              Ben.. Charvel Rocker, I will try tro post some new metal for both of you and myself. I will go thru my stuff with both of you guys in mind!

              Jeri, Sis..if worse comes to worse. Fuck, you can show them this site. Bring 'em right here..won't that be charming!!?? I'll type a response with who, what where, when, why and give them my info if need be.

              Bill Z
              "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
              Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

              "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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              • I'll tell you.. the truth about McCain may be pretty dark when it comes to the Vietnam war hero. He bombed Hanoi for starters. He was pretty badly hurt when he went down. A man will say all kinds of things under that kind of pain. There are some that think he cracked in order to get pain medication and medical attention - we know the vc would exploit this. After his capture, the attrition rate for 'nam pilots went up and he or someone else very well could have given routes up. He received good care for a time after that, by all accounts. Then something changed and he began to cause trouble for his captors. After that he was treated poorly. Was it guilt that turned McCain against his captors? One fun fact: every captured pilot at the "Hanoi Hilton" received a promotion... except McCain. The navy certainly had suspicions about him. I reckon that fugger has some dark secrets.

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                • Aron, absolutely. I know he does...you can tell. Yes, I was reading some of this stuff about him. He never disclosed this info during the 2000 election..but now is the time since we are balls deep in uncertainty.

                  He's got a temper..and you can see his veins poppin' sometimes. I have a feeling we didn't see anything yet...and his wife stays pretty quiet. Old school male dominance. I know that school well. I saw some intresting McCain vids on youtube ealry on..he can be funny, blatantly evil or a nervous fuggin' wreck.. I know that too!I can relate to McCain much more..thats what scares me!! I'm being honest.

                  Obama wants to talk..and he does that very well. But you can't talk your way out of everything. He has up 'till now. Not visiting the troops was a very dumb move..he was right there..wtf? Didn't he fuggin' realize this..he had to! That's when I think he took the fall. Call me silly..but that's my gut feeling.

                  *Whatever..bottom line is what is worse. The draft..or a uberjive asshole dippin' his hand deep into my wallet for more bullshit. I gotta go with my son's sake. I gotta go with the Uberjive asshole..even tho I "like" the other guy better. My kid is going to college, make money, shred, marry a piece of ass with fake tittys and make me a grandpa before I croak..that's my agenda. Fuck their agendas! I'm going to pass the torch to my son. I don't care if Its a pretty green world or a filthy black one. My job is done when that torch goes from my hand to his. I'll have air in my tires and I'll be broke. That's ok as long as Vinny is doing fine.

                  I still think its fixed..we will see.
                  "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                  Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                  "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                  • bingo..predicted! One down more to come!

                    CNN headlines. "McCain's VP rumors worry conservatives"..with a picture of McCain and Lieberman. Now he may not pick him. He may have to go with someone like Rudy. Maybe Romney...but that guy is a little too creepy. McCain is creepy enough.

                    If McCain goes with Rudy...Obama will pick the Clintons.

                    This shit isn't rocket science...not for me!
                    "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                    Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                    "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                    • Well, it seems my beloved computer chair is on it's last legs. It just made this snapping sound and I suddenly shot forward and nearly slammed my face on my keyboard. The poor thing's the comfiest chair I have. Over the last couple of years I've managed to completely destroy it. I've nearly worn through fabric on the seat. Last fall I snapped one of the arms off because I didn't notice it was spun sideways and sat down rather abruptly(it's currently held on my about 10 broccoli elastic bands). There's a huge crack in the coating on the other arm. two of the wheels are jammed. and now the mechanism that holds when you tilt it up and down is busted. I'm pretty sure that can't be fixed with broccoli elastics. I have a feeling I'll be purchasing a new chair soon. It's too bad because it's a $300 chair and I've yet to find a comfier chair. Wish me luck in my new chair search guys.

                      Note: You can currently tilt it forward or back about 60 degrees. I don't think that's a good thing either.
                      "Dear Dr. Bill,
                      I work with a woman who is about 5 feet tall and weighs close to 450 pounds and has more facial hair than ZZ Top." - Jack The Riffer

                      "OK, we can both have Ben..joint custody. I'll have him on the weekends. We could go out in my Cobra and give people the finger..weather permitting of course.." -Bill Z. Bub

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                      • Yes, I agree on the Leiberman/ Clinton thing too. Bill your a bloody oracle when it comes to American politics!:ROTF::ROTF:
                        "Dear Dr. Bill,
                        I work with a woman who is about 5 feet tall and weighs close to 450 pounds and has more facial hair than ZZ Top." - Jack The Riffer

                        "OK, we can both have Ben..joint custody. I'll have him on the weekends. We could go out in my Cobra and give people the finger..weather permitting of course.." -Bill Z. Bub

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                        • Originally posted by Ben... View Post
                          Yes, I agree on the Leiberman/ Clinton thing too. Bill your a bloody oracle when it comes to American politics!:ROTF::ROTF:
                          I know!!! I'm an oracle when it comes to human nature and behavoir. I got that fuggin' nailed. More than anyone ever known to man..ever!

                          It my purpose..I'm better than Jesus. I had him nailed too. Oh wow man..that was the pun of the century!!!

                          Nostradamus..what a fuggin' pud. I see a great war between countries that never wared before. I see..I see..powers colliding in those cities...and monoliths that sparkle will shatter..with lots of shatterlings. :ROTF:

                          That shit is easy!!!
                          "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                          Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                          "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                          • Wow that was a pun and a half!:ROTF:

                            edit: 300 posts!!!
                            "Dear Dr. Bill,
                            I work with a woman who is about 5 feet tall and weighs close to 450 pounds and has more facial hair than ZZ Top." - Jack The Riffer

                            "OK, we can both have Ben..joint custody. I'll have him on the weekends. We could go out in my Cobra and give people the finger..weather permitting of course.." -Bill Z. Bub

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                            • Originally posted by horns666 View Post
                              Daniel and Khan both have their distinct styles and voice. I've been a fan of Khan's since his days in Conception..which I love!!!
                              Conception is some good shit. Been listening to them a lot lately. I just had to check out Tore Ostby's other band after digging that Ark thing he did with Jorn.
                              Hail yesterday

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                              • Originally posted by VitaminG View Post
                                Re: Heath Ledger's other work
                                Two Hands is good too. Don't know if it was ever released in the US. Heath is a small time thug in Kings Cross (in Sydney) who wants to move up in the world and join the local crime boss's crew. He screws up his first job making a delivery, costing the boss (Bryan Brown, remember him from Cocktail?) a bunch of money, and is on the run for the rest of the movie.
                                Ooh, I saw that one, it was really good. Lotta cool Aussie cars, too. I think it was broadcast on TV, like on a Saturday afternoon.

                                "Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)

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