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Originally posted by horns666
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Also, crude shot up $5 after weeks of spiraling downward. I immediately filled up the Lexus with Chevron - only (heh) $ 3.97 gal."Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945) -
Thanks to John and his pro Cookie Monster picture, I got extra incentive to change my avatar...
Coooookieeee!!:ROTF::ROTF:
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Last edited by Ben...; 08-23-2008, 02:27 PM."Dear Dr. Bill,
I work with a woman who is about 5 feet tall and weighs close to 450 pounds and has more facial hair than ZZ Top." - Jack The Riffer
"OK, we can both have Ben..joint custody. I'll have him on the weekends. We could go out in my Cobra and give people the finger..weather permitting of course.." -Bill Z. BubComment
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I had to change my avatar back. It just didn't work.
Meh, I'll look on the brightside, my avatar now has my favourite singer is his super-awesome, monstrously huge cape!
"Dear Dr. Bill,
I work with a woman who is about 5 feet tall and weighs close to 450 pounds and has more facial hair than ZZ Top." - Jack The Riffer
"OK, we can both have Ben..joint custody. I'll have him on the weekends. We could go out in my Cobra and give people the finger..weather permitting of course.." -Bill Z. BubComment
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Oh, you can't go wrong with a bald guy with a cape Ben. I wear a cape and a pair of speedos around the house for years...years man!!
Just ask Emmy.
Anywhoo..I'm goin' thru my stuff today. Its a very gloomy day, a perfect day to go thru my stuff.
I'm gonna smoke a lil' herbs and spices first.
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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try to smoke parsley through your pud, then shoot your goo, it should taste pretty good then"There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
"To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave FlaubertComment
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Oh, you just gave me an idea E!!!Originally posted by Endrik View Post
You know how chefs put parsley on the side of an entree so it has a nice presentation. I'm gonna make hotdogs today because I don't feel like cookin'. I'm gonna put some parsley on the side of that shit so it looks nice. Then I'm gonna glue some parsley on the side of my pud..so my wife can enjoy some fine dining tonight!
I'm going to smoke some nutmeg because it has the word nut in it..and that's gotta be good for your nuts. why else would they call it nutmeg? Then my goo will taste like Egg Nog. I know what an Egg is..but what the fuck is a Nog?
These are important things to know!
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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THANKS Bill! I'm flying to Maui in the morning and you reminded me to pack the speedo!
Not really a speedo, but I use a Crown Royal bag for the man junk.....
If this sounds like a good idea to anyone, might I suggest you pre wash the bag. Unless you want your junk to turn Purple! I looked like Barney for a week!...that taste like tart, lemon yogartComment
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..that's awesome!!!
Man, I couldn't wear a speedo..it would look like I'm smugglin' Octopi down there..
With my overly manly and hairy physiche..with barrel chest and gut. It would be quite impressive..
I dunno, picture Tank Abbott in a cape and speedo..that would be lovely....maybe to Rob Halford..then again prolly not!
Yep, My wife and kid is laughing their ass off..
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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..perfect!
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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Oh, snap! Tank's clearly about to lay down the hurt!:ROTF::ROTF:Originally posted by horns666 View Post
..perfect!"Dear Dr. Bill,
I work with a woman who is about 5 feet tall and weighs close to 450 pounds and has more facial hair than ZZ Top." - Jack The Riffer
"OK, we can both have Ben..joint custody. I'll have him on the weekends. We could go out in my Cobra and give people the finger..weather permitting of course.." -Bill Z. BubComment
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ugh... I started school today... Interesting to say the least...
Edit: Please note: The main reason for this post is to bring this bad boy back to the first page.
Thank you for your time."Dear Dr. Bill,
I work with a woman who is about 5 feet tall and weighs close to 450 pounds and has more facial hair than ZZ Top." - Jack The Riffer
"OK, we can both have Ben..joint custody. I'll have him on the weekends. We could go out in my Cobra and give people the finger..weather permitting of course.." -Bill Z. BubComment
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Voooooorpp Vreeeeeeeeeeeeeee Zoooooooommmmmmm Baaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!Don't forget the corn. It's nutritious, delicious, and ribbed for her pleasure.Comment
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Wow, that post has every element a good quality post should contain.Originally posted by Jack The Riffer View Post
"Dear Dr. Bill,
I work with a woman who is about 5 feet tall and weighs close to 450 pounds and has more facial hair than ZZ Top." - Jack The Riffer
"OK, we can both have Ben..joint custody. I'll have him on the weekends. We could go out in my Cobra and give people the finger..weather permitting of course.." -Bill Z. BubComment
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Nope....It's missing a naked chick.Don't forget the corn. It's nutritious, delicious, and ribbed for her pleasure.Comment
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Crap! I knew it was missing something.Originally posted by Jack The Riffer View Post"Dear Dr. Bill,
I work with a woman who is about 5 feet tall and weighs close to 450 pounds and has more facial hair than ZZ Top." - Jack The Riffer
"OK, we can both have Ben..joint custody. I'll have him on the weekends. We could go out in my Cobra and give people the finger..weather permitting of course.." -Bill Z. BubComment
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