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  • Originally posted by Hellbat View Post
    Now you have an excuse to play with her boobies whenever you want.

    "But honey, I'm giving you a breast exam, and we both know my pud is much more sensitive than my hands..."
    Haha!! My wife's mosquito bites are so tiny..its hilarious. I don't mind 'em tho..I like 'em, she's cute!. But NO titty boppin' for me...so I gotta turn to butt cleavage action..that's nice! I got her when she was pregant tho..when they were swollen to engorged C's..so I got it while the gettin' was good. She shot me in the face with titty milk once tho..I got a facial!
    "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
    Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

    "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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    • Originally posted by Ben... View Post
      Thanks Bill! I'll have to check all those bands out!

      No I didn't get my assignment back yet. I think I do tomorrow.

      It's good to hear that your wife's okay!
      Yep, So far so good!!!

      No prob man!! Actually I'm goin' thru my collecton to see what I can dig up. Hope you do well on your assignment. I'm certain you will..you were really into it and can elaborate..
      "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
      Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

      "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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      • A man facial :ROTF:

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        • Originally posted by jacksoncsplayer View Post
          A man facial :ROTF:

          ainthataboutabitch...she got me right in the eye with the titty milk too..I thought I had pink eye. But I just scratched my cornea rubbing it!
          "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
          Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

          "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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          • Hmm... Let's create a checklist of which of those bands you recommended that I liked what I heard when I looked them up:

            Demonoid - Check!
            Thrones of Chaos (old stuff) - Check! that's some strange song titles
            TOC (new stuff) - Check! Kinda Kamelot-ish to me.
            Skyfire - Check! Only checked out one song though so far...
            Eternal Tears of Sorrow - Big Check! Exactly what I was looking for!
            Into Eternity - Check-ish! I've already heard of them but never checked them out.

            Well Bill, you're 6/6 this time. Add the 7/7 from other times and your 13/13. Thanks!
            "Dear Dr. Bill,
            I work with a woman who is about 5 feet tall and weighs close to 450 pounds and has more facial hair than ZZ Top." - Jack The Riffer

            "OK, we can both have Ben..joint custody. I'll have him on the weekends. We could go out in my Cobra and give people the finger..weather permitting of course.." -Bill Z. Bub

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            • Bill will rarely steer you wrong. And it's all good, even if it wasn't quite what you were after.
              Hail yesterday

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              • Into Eternity is from my province? Huh? They're from crappy Regina but still, since when does Saskatchewan have a metal scene, let alone any music scene at all? this is absolutely puzzling...
                "Dear Dr. Bill,
                I work with a woman who is about 5 feet tall and weighs close to 450 pounds and has more facial hair than ZZ Top." - Jack The Riffer

                "OK, we can both have Ben..joint custody. I'll have him on the weekends. We could go out in my Cobra and give people the finger..weather permitting of course.." -Bill Z. Bub

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                • unless he steers you into a face full of titmilk

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                  • yea, but you know he's a bukkake nut
                    Hail yesterday

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                    • Originally posted by bibz View Post
                      unless he steers you into a face full of titmilk
                      And that would be steering you wrong how? I heard it works on pink eye. It does sooth a sore throat

                      Glad to hear the good vibes worked Bill. I've been sick so I don't remember if I actually typed the vibes I sent.

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                      • Man, you know you're getting old when you have to climb on the roof to replace about 40 shingles. Son of a bitch, my knees hurt, I tweaked my back, my knuckles are scrapped, and I think I pulled a muscle in my shoulder. Sounds almost like "trick sex!"

                        Seriously, have you guys seen all the damage from IKE? Talk about a blow job! Several of my neighbors lost trees and a few had patio covers sail across the street, but for the most part we did OK. Poor bastards in South Texas are going to be FUBAR for a long, long time. Keep your eyes and ears open and if you can donate clothes or canned goods, I know they'll appreciate your gifts.
                        "POOP"

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                        • Originally posted by SEEGERMANY View Post
                          Seriously, have you guys seen all the damage from IKE? Talk about a blow job! Several of my neighbors lost trees and a few had patio covers sail across the street, but for the most part we did OK. Poor bastards in South Texas are going to be FUBAR for a long, long time. Keep your eyes and ears open and if you can donate clothes or canned goods, I know they'll appreciate your gifts.


                          The American Red Cross has more than 20,000 people in evacuation shelters across four states, providing beds, blankets, toiletries and emotional support to evacuees. It is stockpiling provisions for distribution posts and has 25 to 30 mobile kitchens on hand able to serve up to 500,000 meals per day.
                          It’s also bringing extra units of blood to North Texas.
                          The Red Cross encourages evacuees to register with its Safe and Well Web site which helps family and friends reconnect in emergencies. Visit disastersafe.redcross.org.
                          Click here to donate to the American Red Cross or call 1-800-RED-CROSS (English) or 1-800-257-7575 (Spanish).
                          The Salvation Army deployed five mobile disaster response units to Galveston, Lufkin and Beaumont, Texas, in association with the National Guard. Three 48-foot mobile kitchen units and a convoy of more than 60 canteens are part of the association’s long-term response “strike teams,” the Salvation Army’s biggest operation since Gustav. Throughout Texas, the association is helping the evacuation and shelter effort and is calling for volunteers and for monetary donations to provide $100 in food, water and household clean-up kits to flood victims.

                          Click here to join or donate to the Salvation Army or call 1-800-SAL-ARMY.
                          Operation USA, a Los Angeles-based relief agency, is supplying the Texas Association of Community Health Centers with medical supplies like antibiotics and heart medications to provide for more than a million people displaced by Ike. Operation USA is also sending water purification and medical supplies to Haiti and Cuba.
                          Corporate contributors are asked to call 1-310-838-3455 to donate bulk products with more than one year of shelf life.
                          Click here to give a cash donation to Operation USA or call 1-800-678-7255.


                          Bill - sorry for temporary derailment ,I wanted to share this information !!
                          Now resume Metal Forum
                          Enjoying a rum and coke, just didn't have any coke...

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                          • Excellent information! I appreciate it as I know Bill will.
                            "POOP"

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                            • My neighbor's fuggin' bigass 100 year old tree went down last night..taking the power lines with it..I'm glad it fall my way..it got the house on the other side of him..

                              Man Ike's fart reach Cleveland last night..that's pretty fucked up! There's trees down all over here..my yard is a mess!
                              "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                              Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                              "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                              • Bill ,

                                I'm a fan of the first wave of british heavy metal\punk sound , do you know of any newer bands I should check out ?
                                Enjoying a rum and coke, just didn't have any coke...

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