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  • #826
    Bee glue. No, but I could prolly milk a bee for his goo..but he'll sting me. Ow..it feels like ..ow..oh my fuck. OK, just a few more hours and this fucker is gone. I'm not looking forward to the dentist...I hate those shots. Most of the shots ain't bad..its the one they push thru the top of your mouth..that one hurts.

    I gotta go....I'm pacing around like an asshole..holding my head!!
    "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
    Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

    "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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    • #827
      Is the tooth out yet?
      "Dear Dr. Bill,
      I work with a woman who is about 5 feet tall and weighs close to 450 pounds and has more facial hair than ZZ Top." - Jack The Riffer

      "OK, we can both have Ben..joint custody. I'll have him on the weekends. We could go out in my Cobra and give people the finger..weather permitting of course.." -Bill Z. Bub

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      • #828
        Yeah..but I had a bad abcsess infection. So the doctor gave me script for antibiotics and perkacette. While I was at the super market waiting for my scripts. Some cutie started talking to me. Man, this was a bad time. My mouth was full of gauze, I couldn't talk, I felt like shit..I had to look like shit..but she was just talking away..she actually asked me if I'm with anyone..jeez. I couldn't believe it..I wasn't even myself..I tried to tell her I couldn't talk..but she made me. When my pills were ready ..she kept talkin' to me for another 10 minites..I finally told her I had to go. I'm an old man..she said she was 22 and looked much younger..she was VERY cute...my goodness!

        These girls today are NOT shy..shit, I was all self conscience because I had a mouth full of bloody gauze!!
        "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
        Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

        "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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        • #829
          Bill ,

          You poor bastard !!
          PS- sorry about the tooth !!
          My Grandpa would recommend moonshine + lamb !!!!Try to get your wife to make rack of lamb - you'll feel like dracula himself , at least I do.Lamb kicks ass ,but have it with beer.Let's seperate our milkplate from our meat
          Last edited by Jayster; 09-24-2008, 06:55 PM.
          Enjoying a rum and coke, just didn't have any coke...

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          • #830
            agreed .... todays girls are not shy! oddly enough, the young ones are attracted to us old ones. funny you mentioned this. there is a chick (24) half my age @ work that is hitting on me hard. i told her my age thinking she would just chill, but her responce was "Perfect! ... im perfer older guys". ugh... but im not the cheating type and I'd never get involved with a chick from work. theres a reason a dog shits in the neibours yard and not their own. She did toss out her younger 21 yr. old sister is the same way! Man the wild thoughts escaped.
            ...that taste like tart, lemon yogart

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            • #831
              Do I need to send you my number?

              24 + 21 = just right
              "POOP"

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              • #832
                Originally posted by SEEGERMANY View Post
                Do I need to send you my number?

                24 + 21 = just right
                she is moving into her own place this weekend and wanted me to help her move! man i hope i dont talk in my sleep!
                ...that taste like tart, lemon yogart

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                • #833
                  I have reserved my 666th post just for this thread. I know Bill will appreciate it.
                  "Dear Dr. Bill,
                  I work with a woman who is about 5 feet tall and weighs close to 450 pounds and has more facial hair than ZZ Top." - Jack The Riffer

                  "OK, we can both have Ben..joint custody. I'll have him on the weekends. We could go out in my Cobra and give people the finger..weather permitting of course.." -Bill Z. Bub

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                  • #834
                    Originally posted by ABSOLUT CHARVEL View Post
                    she is moving into her own place this weekend and wanted me to help her move! man i hope i dont talk in my sleep!
                    your kids might fall for the "mummy and I were just moving the furniture in our bedroom" line, but your wife may not
                    Hail yesterday

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                    • #835
                      Is this muppet modeled after Bill????

                      - YouTube
                      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DZwBers74I
                      Enjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube.
                      Don't forget the corn. It's nutritious, delicious, and ribbed for her pleasure.

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                      • #836
                        Oh my.
                        "Dear Dr. Bill,
                        I work with a woman who is about 5 feet tall and weighs close to 450 pounds and has more facial hair than ZZ Top." - Jack The Riffer

                        "OK, we can both have Ben..joint custody. I'll have him on the weekends. We could go out in my Cobra and give people the finger..weather permitting of course.." -Bill Z. Bub

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                        • #837
                          Where's Bill?
                          Don't forget the corn. It's nutritious, delicious, and ribbed for her pleasure.

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                          • #838
                            I'm here is John..just checking in. Man, I just blew a load that would Peter fuggin' North blush..wowee!! Man, that was relieving. Jeez, munchin' @ the Y can be like going on a fuggin' safari. But it can be fun if you prepare for the journey. I read several chapters of "A tale of two cities", and I made some smores!

                            On a even better note. Val got a clean bill of health. Man, that was stressin' me..everything came back ok. So, thanks for the good vibes sent..they did not go to waste!!

                            OK, I'm hungry..Val's making me a couple BLT's right now..that's gonna hit the spot. Thank the devil I'm not muslim..even tho I have the beard for it. They're missin' out on all this delicious pork. Next time they fuck with us..why don't we just drop bacon all over the fucks. Cover their entire landscape with crisp delicious bacon. It would be very effective..and the kids would love it.

                            Did I mention I made Val a Berka from an old XXL Slayer T shirt. Simply adorable!! With my beard and Val's Slayer Berka..we're converting to Muslim!

                            My name will be...

                            Bilal Za Beeb...prophet extraordinaire
                            "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                            Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                            "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                            • #839
                              Glad to hear Val got the clean bill of health Bill.

                              We could drop bacon and Naked Chubby butted brunettes...That would really get em going!!!
                              Last edited by Jack The Riffer; 10-04-2008, 07:18 PM.
                              Don't forget the corn. It's nutritious, delicious, and ribbed for her pleasure.

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                              • #840
                                Great news on Vals health!! I'll drink to that. Oh wait, I drink to most anything..hmmm
                                LOL. Seriously bro, that's great news!

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