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Glad to hear Val's okay! That is great news, Bill! Sounds like y'all celebrated in the best possible way too!
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Bilal Za Beeb!
Oh man, I don't know if I could live without bacon. Just this evening I had a Subway BLT for supper...Good stuff!"Dear Dr. Bill,
I work with a woman who is about 5 feet tall and weighs close to 450 pounds and has more facial hair than ZZ Top." - Jack The Riffer
"OK, we can both have Ben..joint custody. I'll have him on the weekends. We could go out in my Cobra and give people the finger..weather permitting of course.." -Bill Z. BubComment
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I myself blew a MAJOR load last night Bill. I have a new girlfriend who is extremely fond of the DNA pudding, I thought the force of it was going to blow the back of her head off.
She's insatiable. I'm gonna have to start drinking ensure or some kind of shit just to keep up.
Don't forget the corn. It's nutritious, delicious, and ribbed for her pleasure.Comment
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Well, I bought some Boost....maybe that will help me....This girl is a straight up Nympho!!! My back is killing me.Don't forget the corn. It's nutritious, delicious, and ribbed for her pleasure.Comment
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Wait till you get to be my age. My lady friend is over twenty years younger and I shit you not, I've seen many a weekend start off with a hump, then a nap, then a hump, then a nap and before you knew it, the weekend was gone. Trust me, ADVIL will be your friend!
"POOP"Comment
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So what's new in the world of the Oracle/Prophet/Reverend/Muslim the almighty Bill/Bill Z. Bub/Reverend B. Fuggums/Bilal Za Beeb? Crap Bill, you have waaay too many titles!"Dear Dr. Bill,
I work with a woman who is about 5 feet tall and weighs close to 450 pounds and has more facial hair than ZZ Top." - Jack The Riffer
"OK, we can both have Ben..joint custody. I'll have him on the weekends. We could go out in my Cobra and give people the finger..weather permitting of course.." -Bill Z. BubComment
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I'm 39. I'll be 40 in March....She'll be 40 in December so she's technically older than me. I've already hit the Advil. :ROTF:Originally posted by SEEGERMANY View PostWait till you get to be my age. My lady friend is over twenty years younger and I shit you not, I've seen many a weekend start off with a hump, then a nap, then a hump, then a nap and before you knew it, the weekend was gone. Trust me, ADVIL will be your friend!Don't forget the corn. It's nutritious, delicious, and ribbed for her pleasure.Comment
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Jack, the wife and I have beem indulging with ourselves lately, since our kid in back to school. We've been going at it for a couple hours a few times this past week..a good reason why I haven't been around. I got up early today, and going to the doctors for my back..I needs my meds. BUT, you wouldn't believe the loads I been dousing her with. Last night was my best in 25 years..wowee. WTF is up with that lately? I could put Peter North to shame!!! John, take it easy..Val got hers three times the other day. I was down there for an hour..I just kept goin' down..over and over. I do that for me too..it excites me...boing!
I laid more pipe than Alaska ever will..I shot enough crude jizz for America to run on for the next 200 years. Bring back the Geo Prism to run on my jism!!!
Bill Z Bub..AKA "Italian Ice"..rapper.
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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Originally posted by Ben... View Post
...you forgot Italian Ice. I was known for bustin' caps and grapes freestyle back in the day..toward the end of the ebonic plague (2002). I think Eminem's movie 8 Mile just came to dvd. I didn't watch it of course. I was too busy with my own rapping career and put out my own unreleased video called 8 Ballz. The ragz to riches story of Clevo-gangsta to Cleveo-cop, then back to Gangsta boss.. Bill Z Bub..AKA Italian Ice.
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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Finally..a pic!
Here's my beloved main rig since 1996. From top to bottom. Furman PL-8, BBE 422, Marshall JFX-1, JMP-1, 9200 w/5881s, ..stereo into four Marshall 1960B cabs. To the right, is my Bogner Uberschall /G- Major, and Marshall 1960A cab. All cabs loaded with Celestion 75s. The guitar is a Strickly 7 model @ "Strickly 7 guitars". A new guitars co of fine 7 stringers started by friends. More info on those later. I was asked to do a youtube demo of one of their guitars, and agreed..but more on that later.
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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Bloody hell Bill, you looked a lot different back in 1996...
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Yea Bill, you've got damned pretty knees!"POOP"Comment
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..Y'know..That girl can really play, and we did get along very well. I dunno if my wife would like if we were in a band together..she trusts me..but well..you know how it is!
I'm am going to work with another hottie that sings deth vox..so, hey..fuggit. It would be cool if my wife could do it..but no.
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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Originally posted by Snoogans View PostBloody hell Bill, you looked a lot different back in 1996...
Seems that the JCF does that to people....Comment
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so Bill - is eating a bandmates ass considered cheating? You know, in a completely platonic way of course.Hail yesterdayComment
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