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Now we just need Emmy to post a new Christmas Carol.
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Let me drop a little medicine on you, my heart is fukkin' warm again after reading that Jack. More, I say!!!!!!!!Not helping the situation since 1965!Comment
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I'm fukkin loaded of meds... one week of fucking fever and still doesn't get better... Jack's poetry skills make me feel kinda better though... I want him to be a Santa Clause this year and I want Tommy to be my christmas tree... I already got all the decorations for your hair fruitbat"There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
"To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave FlaubertComment
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Santa and I are still at odds, I think he's still sore about that Angel Dust incident when I was 15. Let it go already you fat fukk!!! So you didn't get to make all the deliveries that year. I also cashed in on the superfluous loot in the sleigh, but that's what a Grinchy type of guy like me does. He got to sleep off the bender and freeload at my mom's house for 4 days after to boot. Where was the problem I still ask?
Endy, I would be tickled to pieces to be your Tree this Yuletide season. By the way, does your tree have clearance to shoot sap when Christmas cuties are over?-lolNot helping the situation since 1965!Comment
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Dude... considering the weather here... the tree doesn't pop the sap not only in christmas but 365 days a year. I can't get the clearance... when I'm in town, nothing is allowed all of sudden... but that doesn't stop me and the christmas tree... hey that rhymesOriginally posted by atomic charvel guy View Post"There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
"To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave FlaubertComment
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No clearance, No Tree. Sorry but the lack of Santa has me overly jaded this year-lolNot helping the situation since 1965!Comment
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Don't need a santa in Cali... a good buzz and great waves is enough"There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
"To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave FlaubertComment
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It's currently -45C here right now. You can get frostbite in under 3 minutes. I don't think Santa could survive the trip.Originally posted by Endrik View Post"Dear Dr. Bill,
I work with a woman who is about 5 feet tall and weighs close to 450 pounds and has more facial hair than ZZ Top." - Jack The Riffer
"OK, we can both have Ben..joint custody. I'll have him on the weekends. We could go out in my Cobra and give people the finger..weather permitting of course.." -Bill Z. BubComment
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jeez... talk about weenie shrinkerOriginally posted by Ben... View Post
"There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
"To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave FlaubertComment
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-45???!!! I'd rather take out my liver with an oyster fork.Not helping the situation since 1965!Comment
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I turned on the tube and started watching Miami Vice reruns... hey any kind of sun will do for me right now"There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
"To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave FlaubertComment
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Hey Tommy..wassup man. As you can see I have been a little umm "busy" with shit lately. I didn't even start Chrsitmas shopping ..fuck! Well, anywhoo, I hope you're doing great..you sure seem like your're back on track and I hope you keep taking care of yourself. I's really really good to have you back..you have been really missed here. I certainly missed ya. I'm doin' OK..I'm not smkin' as much, but I'm eatin' my scripts like candy..I can't see that stoppin' any time soon..but I keep myself in check because I have to.
John it's great to see your song for me back again..that is a JCF tradition. Yes, it would be nice to see Emmy come back. We lost touch because I really don't visit myspace at all, and I haven't been here too much because of ongoing shit at home..not to mention this room is cold as fuck in the winter time. I'm freezing my well groomed balls of right now.
Dude, you're my bro..I love ya man..I really do. I am so sorry about your mom. There is nothing else I can think of to say. Watching my mom and dad aging and going to crap is terrible. Especially with my dad constantly tellin' me .."well, I don't have much time now". We all know my father has a heart blockage ..but my father refuses to go to the hospital. I think he's just disgusted because he doesn't feel like the man he used to be with his knees being shot and almost crippled and in constant pain. He don't want to be a burden on anyone..especially when he carried the family on his back. He's passing that torch to me..ahhh the chaos he's leaving me. We always talk about it..I don't know what I'm going to do when he leaves me. My father is the only person that understands and knows me and gives me advice whenever I need it. My mother I love her as much but she's just a nuturing persong who will need my guidance and try to keep her from vultures/family members..that's going to be a hard one to juggle.
I'm sorry John..may your mother rest in peace. Bless her."Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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Yay! I'm out of school for the Christmas break. I can finally relax a bit. When does Vinny get out?"Dear Dr. Bill,
I work with a woman who is about 5 feet tall and weighs close to 450 pounds and has more facial hair than ZZ Top." - Jack The Riffer
"OK, we can both have Ben..joint custody. I'll have him on the weekends. We could go out in my Cobra and give people the finger..weather permitting of course.." -Bill Z. BubComment
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I'm out for Christmas break too, I'm a 43 year old sophomore. Seriously.Not helping the situation since 1965!Comment
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Thanks Bill. The wake and funeral are now over and I'm back home in NC. Time to embrace this newest chapter in my life and forge ahead. The sorrow is still present but in time the good memories will take over. I can only imagine that Ray Davies was singing this to me:
I know youve got a lot of good things happening up ahead.
The past is gone its all been said.
So heres to what the future brings,
I know tomorrow youll find better things.
I know tomorrow youll find better things.
Now, how the fuck are you Tommy??? Got the dynamite ready for the fat fuck this year?Don't forget the corn. It's nutritious, delicious, and ribbed for her pleasure.Comment
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