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bunch of low flying buzzards in here
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with an electric razor? Even I'm not that clever...Originally posted by SEEGERMANY View PostJust don't read anything too technical or you'll slit your throat!
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I thought Aussies shaved using a shard of broken glass and gritty mud as lather.Originally posted by VitaminG View Postwith an electric razor? Even I'm not that clever...
Don't forget the corn. It's nutritious, delicious, and ribbed for her pleasure.Comment
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no, they throw each other with razor sharp boomerangs"There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
"To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave FlaubertComment
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no, you are both wrong, they hurl down a huge Foster's Lager, save the foam for shaving cream, and slice open the can into strips for the razor.
crazy fukks.Not helping the situation since 1965!Comment
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3in1 deal, from a beer can you get a razor, foam and it's manly aroma serves as a cologne, can't get any better than that, they need to put something stronger inside though if someone decides to use it on his/her pubic hairOriginally posted by atomic charvel guy View PostLast edited by Endrik; 02-18-2009, 12:45 PM."There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
"To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave FlaubertComment
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hey! Where's everybody at?? Found this on page 2!! Can't let that happen
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sorry Jeri. That'd be me. I am the Threadkiller!
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Asshole.Originally posted by VitaminG View Postsorry Jeri. That'd be me. I am the Threadkiller!
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Hmm... I can discuss my first day back at school after getting my new 'do (or lack thereof).
It was a lot of fun. Some people didn't recognize me. Lots of funny reactions. The general consensus seemed to be that it suited me well though I don't think it's really all that much of a change, just a 1/4 inch of hair. I did get a fair share of cancer jokes though which I thought was pretty bad. I was in my old history teacher's room with my friend and the teacher asked if I lost a bet then he told me I should stick with it. I probably will at least until my grandma comes back from Arizona the week after my birthday next month.
What's new with everyone else?"Dear Dr. Bill,
I work with a woman who is about 5 feet tall and weighs close to 450 pounds and has more facial hair than ZZ Top." - Jack The Riffer
"OK, we can both have Ben..joint custody. I'll have him on the weekends. We could go out in my Cobra and give people the finger..weather permitting of course.." -Bill Z. BubComment
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I started working out again tonight."Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)Comment
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I called in "well" yesterday and plan to do it again today.
I should be OK to work again by Wednesday.
LOL"Wow,... that was some of the hardest rockin ever. Hardest to listen too."
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I took a great power dump and at my age, that's quite an accomplishment!"POOP"Comment
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Sack shaving, taking dumps...if we can get BillZ to start up on "eatin' azz" I may get all misty eyed.Tarbaby Fraser.Comment
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